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You're fucked up and we know it

mashlehashmashlehash Regular
edited July 2010 in Spurious Generalities
Generally speaking, some of you are alright. However, the majority of Totse users have some underlying secret...

Well folks, todays the day to come out and let us all know. Whether you're gay, straight, black, nigger-black, asian, retarded, albino, paedo, necrophiliac...the list goes on and on.

Follow your brother HTS and show us the (high)light(er).

So why are you here and what problems do You have?
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  • LSA KingLSA King Regular
    edited July 2010
    White, straight, secretly have a asian fetish, jerk it to beastality, and have viewed CP but I don't condone taking that kind of action (hypocrite).
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  • VizierVizier Regular
    edited July 2010
    I'm weird, likeable but I cannot fully express myself the way I do in totse amongst normal people because they either find it strange, do not understand, disgusting, etc.
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  • vnorbertovnorberto Acolyte
    edited July 2010
    mental retard
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  • DirtySanchezDirtySanchez Regular
    edited July 2010
    Overall im kinda wierd and a bit of a sexual deviant with a history of mental illness including being commited a few times.
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  • Big baby jesusBig baby jesus Regular
    edited July 2010
    I'm God
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  • LSA KingLSA King Regular
    edited July 2010
    DirtySanchez wrote: »
    Overall im kinda wierd and a bit of a sexual deviant with a history of mental illness including being commited a few times.



    We could be good friends. I appreciate a good sexual deviant :)
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  • DirtySanchezDirtySanchez Regular
    edited July 2010
    LSA King wrote: »
    We could be good friends. I appreciate a good sexual deviant :)

    I too have an asian fetish plus a foot fetish. I also like giving rimjobs and im a sexual sadist. So im probably more than a bit deviant. I never did like bestiality much its ok though. Im willing to bet most on this site are deviants though.
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  • mashlehashmashlehash Regular
    edited July 2010
    Smoking fetish ftw.
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  • HTS-NoobHTS-Noob Regular
    edited July 2010
    Beyond fucked up. I am a gaping, chasm of despair. I am a black hole of misery and bizarreness. *emo hair flip*
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  • JustAnotherAssholeJustAnotherAsshole Regular
    edited July 2010
    I'm all fucked up. PTSD, depression and in the past two years or so, psychotic symptoms.

    I'm worried about things getting worse.
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  • corduroycorduroy Acolyte
    edited July 2010
    I like turtles
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  • SophiaSandboxSophiaSandbox Regular
    edited July 2010
    Everyone here knows my shit :/ And what I haven't come out and straight said...they can infer LOL
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  • mashlehashmashlehash Regular
    edited July 2010
    SophiaSandbox wrote: »
    Everyone here knows my shit :/ And what I haven't come out and straight said...they can infer LOL

    I don't. Please do share.
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  • SophiaSandboxSophiaSandbox Regular
    edited July 2010
    mashlehash wrote: »
    I don't. Please do share.

    :facepalm: I'm a fat goodygoody straight A student with a crazy mom in a redneck house. I like to complain and watch porn too much :( Never smoked, but I like tehdrink. Tequila. >< But my mom gives it to me....Most of the time.
    :mad: And they think i'm an attention whore on here...but i'm not really...IM is a different matter :D Guiyz what did I leave out..
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  • 1357913579 Death Cog Machine
    edited July 2010
    Can't say too much, IRL people are watching. Yeah, I'm talking about you, Dakota.

    I'm white and straight. I smoke cigs and weed, among many other things. Sexually, I'd try damn near anything once with a woman, as long as another man/woman isn't involved.

    I'm lucky in the respect that I have found a group of friends that I can pretty much fully express myself. They're as weird as me.

    Mentally, I put others ahead of me. I've gone hours nearly about to piss my pants because I didn't want to inconvenience another by asking them to stop so I could take a piss, or to go somewhere with a bathroom. Self confidence used to be extremely low, though it's much better...hell, better than its ever been.
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  • 1357913579 Death Cog Machine
    edited July 2010
    SophiaSandbox wrote: »
    :facepalm: I'm a fat goodygoody straight A student with a crazy mom in a redneck house. I like to complain and watch porn too much :( Never smoked, but I like tehdrink. Tequila. >< But my mom gives it to me....Most of the time.
    :mad: And they think i'm an attention whore on here...but i'm not really...IM is a different matter :D Guiyz what did I leave out..

    Lily, is that you?
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  • SophiaSandboxSophiaSandbox Regular
    edited July 2010
    No?
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  • Name's TakenName's Taken Acolyte
    edited July 2010
    I skipped church on sunday to sleep in. More than once :o
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  • mashlehashmashlehash Regular
    edited July 2010
    SophiaSandbox wrote: »
    No?

    Aren't you Alicewut?
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  • SophiaSandboxSophiaSandbox Regular
    edited July 2010
    Yep
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  • MantikoreMantikore Regular
    edited July 2010
    vnorberto wrote: »
    mental retard

    we said secret.
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  • MarijuanasaurusMarijuanasaurus Regular
    edited July 2010
    I have a few issues here and there, but nothing I cant live through life normally with all the while being unique.
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  • bornkillerbornkiller Administrator In your girlfriends snatch
    edited July 2010
    I have a full body red gimp suit where my nipples are exposed. I like to rub butter on my nipples and enjoy my cat licking them clean.
    I joined this forum with hopes of meeting others with the same interest.
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  • AnonymousAnonymous Regular
    edited July 2010
    I'm fucked up but unlike HTS I prefer sharpies.
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  • CaesarCaesar Regular
    edited July 2010
    I like to take long walks on the beach in the morning whilst conversing with the personification of my own insanity in the form of a portly drag queen in stilettos and a miniskirt... He is apparently a Martian. :eek:
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  • CatchMeIfYouCanCatchMeIfYouCan Acolyte
    edited July 2010
    I'm better than normal, I'm abnormal. Truth is I just love to fight, fuck the best females and have fun while I'm still alive. Don't buy into the bullshit morals bundled onto us by fellow man.

    I'm a free-thinker. Each individual should think as he pleases and by natural instinct, without the least respect for what others think or do. I'm only limited to what actions I take, due to (of course) the materialized opposition I actually meet with; the strong are the natural limit of the strong.

    All arbitrary rules of Right and Wrong are invasions of personal liberty. He who would maintain his manhood would ignore them. The only rules I am subject to are the laws of nature, which are cruel and ruthless.

    Max Stirner has some good stuff.
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  • DysgraphiaDysgraphia Locked
    edited July 2010
    I worry too much, about everything.

    Besides that, I'm pretty much perfect. :D
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  • metameta Regular
    edited July 2010
    I am a White, Anglo-Saxon, Protestant, male, with an ivy-league education. Back in my days at Yale I was a star on the rowing team. The only mistake I think I ever made in my life was joining zoklet, other than that I am pretty much perfect.
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  • Icee WeinerIcee Weiner Regular
    edited July 2010
    I am the perfect human being and I have absolutely no flaws whatsoever
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  • CatchMeIfYouCanCatchMeIfYouCan Acolyte
    edited July 2010
    I fucked my mom and I liked it.

    Eat your snatch out, Katy Perry
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  • ILTST9ILTST9 Regular
    edited July 2010
    I've been diagnosed with Bipolar and I'm a narcissist as well. I have almost 0 social life and hold many ideals, opinions, and hobbies frowned upon by normal society so it isn't any wonder that I've ended up here.
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  • jatorjator Regular
    edited July 2010
    I lie to my psychiatrist to get drugs and I don't like chocolate.
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  • SophiaSandboxSophiaSandbox Regular
    edited July 2010
    meta wrote: »
    I am a White, Anglo-Saxon, Protestant, male, with an ivy-league education. Back in my days at Yale I was a star on the rowing team. The only mistake I think I ever made in my life was joining zoklet, other than that I am pretty much perfect.

    WASP!!!! ARGHHH
    wasp.jpg
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  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited July 2010
    I don't see the following as being "fucked up", rather ifferent to the mainstream...for those of you who know me, you won't be shocked.
    • I believe the Zombie apocalypse wil happen soon, and have been making provisions and marking maps of places to go
    • I sometimes go to /b/ to fap
    • I have a HUGE fear of commitment, even though I have fucked one of the hottest girls at Uni more times that I've had hot dinners. She wanted to be with me, her parents were both doctors, she has a 15 bedroom house etc...
    • My Crohn's has killed the old me. I am now constantly high on something and the old, carefree me has disappeared somewhere in Spain - the last place I saw him.
    • Sex makes me depressed, and I once ran to the shower after and scrubbed mysef with bleach as I felt as though I let own myself and my family (I hold them in very high regard)
    • I was brought up in a very Liberal family, strangely. My parents let me grow weed, play with shotguns in the lounge etc
    • When I get depressed, my mind goes blank, I tidy my room as though I shall not return and then leave the house to do it. Last time I sat on a motorway overpass bridge which had a 70ft drop, and the only thing stopping me was a drunk guy that started on me for being an idiot. Had a fight and felt fine. Left him slumped up on a tree, American Psycho style.

    Moar to come, probably...
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  • CatchMeIfYouCanCatchMeIfYouCan Acolyte
    edited July 2010
    RemadE wrote: »
    • Sex makes me depressed, and I once ran to the shower after and scrubbed mysef with bleach as I felt as though I let own myself and my family

    Did he follow you into the shower afterwards? Must be horrible when a boy gets raped in the ass.
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  • jamie madroxjamie madrox Sith Lord
    edited July 2010
    Ive been diagnosed and medicated for ADHD and Depression at the same time, by the same doctor. I have a severe antisocial personality disorder. I have some OCD which i get from my mom, but its not to any crazy extent. I'm a white male, 19, on the heavy side. I fap to porn at least once or more daily, to all kinds of weird stuff (no scat piss puke or gay though) IDK.
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  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited July 2010
    CatchMeIfYouCan wrote: »
    Did he follow you into the shower afterwards? Must be horrible when a boy gets raped in the ass.

    Unfortunately no. She banged like a stable door in a gale though...and by "she", I mean "he", and by "he", I mean the pet dog.
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  • jamie madroxjamie madrox Sith Lord
    edited July 2010
    RemadE wrote: »
    Unfortunately no. She banged like a stable door in a gale though...and by "she", I mean "he", and by "he", I mean the pet dog.

    Well fuck then, that doesn't count as sex.
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  • CatchMeIfYouCanCatchMeIfYouCan Acolyte
    edited July 2010
    RemadE wrote: »
    Unfortunately no. She banged like a stable door in a gale though...and by "she", I mean "he", and by "he", I mean the pet dog.

    How did the knot feel?
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