Typing your username with your penis
bornkiller
AdministratorIn your girlfriends snatch
If you're a female, Ask your BF if you can borrow his.vborfk,ikl.l.edrf
Namaste! You'll need to borrow a family members because we know you don't have a BF.
Just your username will be fine. Don't get to over enthusiastic with a life story.
This thread is not responsible for any damage to computer or body parts.
Peace!
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I never thought I'd have sex with my computer
MAC KEYBOARD FTW!
And UNCIRCUMCISION FTW TOO!
i never thought i would ever type something with my cock
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That's how I did it.
Gotta love my nick
Sorry I fapped yesterday and my dick is on leave. I had to hold my dick while it was sleeping and shove the keyboard to its face. It worked but I wish it was hard
Whoa whoa whoa. Your dick takes 24 hours of leave after you fap? What the fuck? I fapped 3 minutes ago and I'll be hard again within 10 minutes.
Which ever way gets the job done I guess.
If you think you need more of a challenge you could get it :thumbsup: and hit it with the keyboard.:D
curse my giant wang!
lol na, but heres a seriosue attempt
hnollykrakatolly1
Well I'll be damned.
:cool:
Sorry bro...should have stipulated some conditions.
"You are permitted to teabag the enter key so you can access CAPITALS."