Get laid [Published]

Every guy wants to get laid. Some have trouble. Obviously the reasons may vary, but with a little help you can increase your chances.If you decide to have a one night stand, use protection. Be polite. Enjoy the sex.

Things you will need:
Cash Clothes Cologne Cell phone Confidence Liquor A clean living space

Fix your hygiene:
If you stink, only stinky girls will want you. Shower. Use soap. Use a very small amount of a nice French-made cologne. People should not smell you unless they're right next to you. This needs to be subtle. Learn how to style your hair so that it best suits your face shape. Don't go with an outrageous style unless you're looking for really crazy girls. Trim your toenails. Trim your fingernails. Shave. Brush your teeth for at least 3 minutes. Use a mouthwash that does not contain alcohol. Alcohol causes bad breath because it dries your mouth out and doesn't kill all the bacteria, so they use anaerobic respiration and make your mouth stink with their byproducts. Use a good mouthwash.

Pick your costume:
If you're only looking to get laid, you need to adapt to whatever environment you're going into. If you are going to a hipster bar, dress like a hipster.If you fit in wherever you're going, you'll have better chances of striking up conversation. You should already smell good and be clean. Wear nice clothing. Girls will get their first impression of you based on your looks. If you've cleaned yourself up, they will be more likely to notice you.

Pick your location:
What kind of girls do you want to fuck? This is like finding the pokemon you want to catch. You need to go to the right place to catch certain types of girls. Do you like "indie" or "hipster" girls? Go to an indie/ hipster bar or concert. If you like religious girls, go to a church or synagogue. You need to decide what kind of girl you want.

Be confident:
Now that you're wherever you want to be, scope the place out. You have a lot of options here. I'm going to list a few possibilities. You do the work: This means you scope out the women and approach the ones you want to approach. This isn't as good as looking for cues from women because you have no idea if the women are interested in you or not. It's a "cold" approach because you have no idea what the woman is like or how she'll respond. It's best to scope the place out some, see what the women are doing. If they're by the bar, go get a drink and try to talk to them. The bar (the actual bar. where you order drinks) is a public space, and it's perfectly acceptable to talk to women there. Find the girls who are noticing you: Girls check out the guys in the place too, you know. Look for the girls giving you signals to go talk to them. If she keeps looking at you, that's a good sign that you need to go talk to her. This is easier than a cold approach because you already have her interested.

Talking to women:
Do not act like a douche. Be kind, interesting, and do not ever be clingy.Lots of women go to bars to get laid. If you're "acceptable" you'll probably get some action. Start off with "hi." Exchange names.Talk about whatever.The best topics to start with will be things you noticed at the bar. Talk about how it's really crowded. Talk about how hot it is. These kind of topics will easily lead you to conversation about each other. "Oh yeah, it's really hot here. I usually go to ____, but I decided to come here tonight after work." "Oh, where do you work?" By mentioning things like work, you allow her to ask questions, which means you can ask questions right back. Voila, you're talking. Use eye contact. Touch her arm lightly. Try to touch her arm or hand every so often. You want her to feel comfortable around you. Go slowly with this and do not overdo it. If things are going well, you have several options.You can try to get her to go backto your place or go to hers, or you can get her number. If you get her number, call her immediately. I mean right then and there after she gives it to you. Say "Great, I'll call you now so you have my number too." This is excellent for several reasons: you will know immediately if she gave you a fake #. She also will have your name stored in her phone if she saves it, and she'll know who you are when you call. People hate answering calls from unknown numbers. If she has you in her phone as Steve, she'll be more likely to remember you later and feel less threatened by a random phone number. If you get her number, you should be able to fuck her after going out a few times. Always try to kiss at the end of a date. If she isn't interested, you move on. If she's interested, you just made the first move.

Getting her to leave:
If she's with friends, it's going to be tough unless you convince her friends that she needs to get laid. If they don't want her to leave without them, it's not going to happen. I've lost out on sex numerous times because the girl herd wanted to stay together. It happens. If this is the case, get her number so you can try later. If she's alone you should have no problem. At some point when the conversation is going great and it seems like a good time, ask if she'd like to go backto your place for a drink.Don't make a big production out of this. If she's interested in fucking you, she'll go. Otherwise start over.

At your place:
Obviously you need to make sure you have liquor on hand. You need to know how to make a few types of basic drinks. I'm going to cover that in another guide. If you have a few bottles of booze or at the least a couple bottles of wine, red and white (women usually prefer white), then you won't have to bother with making drinks. You'll want a nice wine opener (like the one I mentioned in this thread: http:// totse.info/bbs/showthread.php?t=4662. In any case, your living space should be clean. If you live alone, it's easy. If you have roommates, let them know ahead of time that you're going to try to score. Have a clean bed. Always have fresh sheets on the bed when you go out. Have condoms and lube nearby but out of sight. Make sure any incriminating stuff is kept out of sight. Examples:porn magazines, bestiality porn right there on your laptop screen, used condoms, etc. Keep your place spotless and "evidence free." You'll impress her if you can make a good drink. She may not want a drink, though. Honestly it's probably better to have one more drink at your place so she feels comfortable in your space. Don't freak her out with stupid posters on the wall, handcuffs or gun collections. Your place should look relaxing and comfortable.

Time to initiate:
Either after the drink or during, sit by her. If she's ok with this, you should find the right time to kiss her. Don't think about it. Just fucking do it. If she lets you kiss her, slowly continue. Touch her hair. Hold her cheek. After a few minutes, ask if she'd like to go into the bedroom. Grab a well-placed condom, and bang her.

Parting words: If you want to fuck, be fucking confident.