White trash family next door

fanglekai · September 2010

So there's this white trash family that moved into my apartment complex. They're not really next door, they're down a few units from me. Anyway they're fucking annoying. They blast shitty music and are constantly sitting on these other people's patio furniture. I don't even know who all lives there because there are 2 girls, a baby, 2 middle aged women and a guy who are constantly over there at the 1 bedroom apartment. The stupid fucking guy just broke a bunch of bottles by the dumpsters. It's like wtf is wrong with you? Break the bottles IN the dumpster you stupid motherfucker. Goddamit people are dumb. Now there's glass everywhere.

Mayberry · September 2010

Complain to your landlord or call the cops for disturbing the peace.

Also,

AlbinoEthiopian · September 2010

Every race has people like that who give them all a bad name and stereotypes. Go break one of those bottles over his head inside the trash can. Should solve the problem.

skyclaw441 · September 2010

Christ, I hate white trash people, too. I live in an area where there's not only a lot of it but they're also damn PROUD, wearing their camo and Confederate flags and driving around their shitty trucks like they're the kings of the Earth.

Dysgraphia · September 2010

How old are the girls?

fanglekai · September 2010

They're ugly, so no.

StephenPBarrett · September 2010

If you don't want to report them to the authorities then you could always fight fire with fire. Play good music over their shitty music and make sure to flaunt your sexy ladies in front of them (for some reason I think of you as a "la la la la la la la la lady's man"). If your good neighbors get mad tell them you thought they didn't mind since they hadn't taken action.

Dysgraphia · September 2010

Play Taylor Swift.

Seriously, it drives most hicks crazy.

vOmitree · September 2010

or even better, THE DIXIE CHICKS

bornkiller · September 2010

Rick Roll them.
That shit use to annoy the fuck out of me....should annoy them to.:rolleyes:

blindbat · September 2010

update?

fanglekai · September 2010

Fuck I just saw 3 bitches and the baby outside. Holy shit they're fatter and uglier than I realized. I had never seen them in broad daylight before. They dress so horribly and the baby looked ugly too. Nothing much to update now. They've been quiet lately.

blindbat · September 2010

pics so we can see how ugly they are.

Katzenklavier · September 2010

Scare them. Do loud crazy experiments at night with tesla coils and jacob's ladders etc. Laugh evilly and loudly.

fanglekai · September 2010

Was going to take pics. Will try to soon.

fanglekai · September 2010

Found a video of them

Gary Oak · September 2010

I don't think you should bother them they look like real classy individuals.

Katzenklavier · September 2010

Are you fucking serious?

vOmitree · September 2010

I nothing but contempt for these inbred neighbors of yours.
I think a prank is in order.

Gary Oak · September 2010

I think you should prank them too. Just put a bottle like this outside their house.

fanglekai · September 2010

Lol they'd fall for that, but it would have to say MALT LIQUOR.

Gary Oak · September 2010

I thought they were white?

Mayberry · September 2010

Shall we troll their vid? Don't want them to trace back to you, even if they seem too dumb to be able to, so asking first.

fanglekai · September 2010

Gary Oak wrote: »

I thought they were white?

Oh they are, but they sit outside and drink 40s in paper bags :facepalm:

DirtySanchez · September 2010

The one in the white shirt looked doable imo. Still they seem pretty fail.

fanglekai · September 2010

Oh the video wasn't really them. I was just trollin you guise with that part. I'll try to get a pic of them sometime.

DirtySanchez · September 2010

fanglekai wrote: »

Oh the video wasn't really them. I was just trollin you guise with that part. I'll try to get a pic of them sometime.

:facepalm: You got me. Trolling was successful.

fanglekai · September 2010

Ok fuck I'm calling to report them today. This guy who lives in a dif apartment here hangs with them all the time and drinks with them. They have a baby out there sometimes too. Anyway, he broke bottles a few days ago and then last night he broke more bottles by the dumpsters. Then he fucking walked on someone's car. Someone else must have seen it cause they called the cops. 2 fucking squad cars show up. This shit is too much. I'm calling the apartment people to bitch about this. If I feel like bein a dick I'll call child protective services after takin video.

Pill Popper · September 2010

fanglekai wrote: »

Lol they'd fall for that, but it would have to say MALT LIQUOR.

Agreed

vOmitree · September 2010

fanglekai wrote: »

If I feel like bein a dick I'll call child protective services after takin video.

Fuck yeh! Maybe a bright future awaits these kids if they get put in foster home('s), or not.

DirtySanchez · September 2010

The problem is Child protective services will let you get away with just about anything these days.

fanglekai · September 2010

Meh, I'm just going to call and bitch. They were out drinking again last night, but I think they've toned it down since the cops showed up.

DirtySanchez · September 2010

fanglekai wrote: »

Meh, I'm just going to call and bitch. They were out drinking again last night, but I think they've toned it down since the cops showed up.

When dealing with white trash the cops can only stop them for a little while before they return to there old ways.

fanglekai · September 2010

^This is true.

White trash family next door

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