You can't tell if the shit hole is clean unless you look at the result. On that note it is impossible to take a shit and wipe until nothing shows on paper unless you use a wet rag or a roll of TP. IMPOSSIBLE!
You can't tell if the shit hole is clean unless you look at the result. On that note it is impossible to take a shit and wipe until nothing shows on paper unless you use a wet rag or a roll of TP. IMPOSSIBLE!
You just need a better diet. If you eat healthily your shit comes out pretty smooth, and doesn't give you the omg-I've-been-wiping-for-ages-and-there-is-still-shit-all-over-my-ass scenario
That's happened to me quite a few times but it's the worst when it happens during work and your asshole hurts every time you take a step :facepalm:
I know I hate it. I also hate when the toilet paper is two thin and once in awhile a finger breaks through mid wipe and I end up with shit all over my finger.
You just need a better diet. If you eat healthily your shit comes out pretty smooth, and doesn't give you the omg-I've-been-wiping-for-ages-and-there-is-still-shit-all-over-my-ass scenario
Yeah I figured that was part of it. I tend to spray all over the place half the time like a lactose intolerant cat that just drank an entire tray of 2% milk. Shits brutal wiping 15 times :-\
Yeah I figured that was part of it. I tend to spray all over the place half the time like a lactose intolerant cat that just drank an entire tray of 2% milk. Shits brutal wiping 15 times :-\
I know what you mean it's been awhile since Ive had a solid shit.
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lol I do sometimes have to take pause and reflect on what Ive created.
Left Hand + Muslim Shower (Water) = Clean Asshole.
It's the traditional way and I prefer it.
Thanks for keeping the minority in mind
You just need a better diet. If you eat healthily your shit comes out pretty smooth, and doesn't give you the omg-I've-been-wiping-for-ages-and-there-is-still-shit-all-over-my-ass scenario
Nah, I lick them.
Actually I wash them real good. I feel uncomfortable if I didn't wash my hands with tons fo soap.
I know I hate it. I also hate when the toilet paper is two thin and once in awhile a finger breaks through mid wipe and I end up with shit all over my finger.
Yeah I figured that was part of it. I tend to spray all over the place half the time like a lactose intolerant cat that just drank an entire tray of 2% milk. Shits brutal wiping 15 times :-\
I know what you mean it's been awhile since Ive had a solid shit.