So I went to a gay club...

edited September 2010 in Spurious Generalities
This old friend (sort of) of mine from school, his girlfriend and three other guys; at least one of which way gay. We eventually decided to go to this gay place, half as a joke. I paid this guy $3 to dance topless up on one of the poles for a lol. There were plenty of hot lesbians, trannies and the usual gayness you'd expect.

I needed to take a piss and the toilets were down a flight of stairs and PITCH dark. It was pretty scary and a 'back to the wall' situation.

What does y'all think?

Comments

  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited September 2010
    I bet you got buttraped.
  • DysgraphiaDysgraphia Locked
    edited September 2010
    I thought 'real lesbians' were obese-pimply women.

    I've never met a half-decent lesbian. Fucking porno lies!
  • DirtySanchezDirtySanchez Regular
    edited September 2010
    Dysgraphia wrote: »
    I thought 'real lesbians' were obese-pimply women.

    I've never met a half-decent lesbian. Fucking porno lies!

    This. Seriously every dyke Ive ever met was the full on butch manly looking type.
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited September 2010
    I've met hot girls who make out with girls, and I've met very, very few hot lesbians.
  • DirtySanchezDirtySanchez Regular
    edited September 2010
    I dont actually believe bi's exist. Your either one or the other. There just deviants who fuck anything that moves or use the word for attention.
  • DirtySanchezDirtySanchez Regular
    edited September 2010
    Whatever they are, they're willing to fuck another girl whilst fucking you at the same time so it's all good to me ;)

    True so Ill let the hot ones can live. Ugly ones can die because they serve no use. Sound fair?:fap:
  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited September 2010
    Ugly girls should be removed from the gene pool.
  • DirtySanchezDirtySanchez Regular
    edited September 2010
    Mayberry wrote: »
    Ugly girls should be removed from the gene pool.

    I approve this message/. The same should also go for fat people. Fuck the obese.
  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited September 2010
    I assumed ugly includes fat people :o
  • MegalodonMegalodon Regular
    edited September 2010
    And what happens when we are left with only the prettiest of humans? do we start exterminating the ugliest of the hottest too?
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited September 2010
    Ugly can, but does not have to, equal fat.
  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited September 2010
    Megalodon wrote: »
    And what happens when we are left with only the prettiest of humans? do we start exterminating the ugliest of the hottest too?

    By then we'll be left with just me. I'm not suicidal.
  • edited September 2010
    This old friend (sort of) of mine from school, his girlfriend and three other guys; at least one of which way gay. We eventually decided to go to this gay place, half as a joke. I paid this guy $3 to dance topless up on one of the poles for a lol. There were plenty of hot lesbians, trannies and the usual gayness you'd expect.

    I needed to take a piss and the toilets were down a flight of stairs and PITCH dark. It was pretty scary and a 'back to the wall' situation.

    What does y'all think?

    I used to go to a queer bar pretty regularly, the smoke room was totally bohemian, joints blazing, lines of k/coke/speed/mdma being cut all over the place. I got a little resentment when I "came out" as straight, but not much. I once nailed a lesbian I met there on valentines day, she had a face like a dude, but the body of a hot 18 year old. Stay queer friendly, it gets you into good parties, and fags always have "fruit flies" hanging around you can hit on.
  • edited September 2010
    This old friend (sort of) of mine from school, his girlfriend and three other guys; at least one of which way gay. We eventually decided to go to this gay place, half as a joke. I paid this guy $3 to dance topless up on one of the poles for a lol. There were plenty of hot lesbians, trannies and the usual gayness you'd expect.

    I needed to take a piss and the toilets were down a flight of stairs and PITCH dark. It was pretty scary and a 'back to the wall' situation.

    What does y'all think?
    faggot
  • MantikoreMantikore Regular
    edited September 2010
    where there any glory holes in the bathrooms?
  • Rumple ForeskinRumple Foreskin Regular
    edited September 2010
    i knew this kid was faggot. quit spreading your liberal ideas round' these parts boy
  • edited September 2010
    i knew this kid was faggot. quit spreading your liberal ideas round' these parts boy

    Talkin' to me?
  • bornkillerbornkiller Administrator In your girlfriends snatch
    edited September 2010
    Mantikore wrote: »
    where there any glory holes in the bathrooms?
    Lol!:D
  • edited September 2010
    How do you quadruple the amount of people in a gay bar?
    Turn the stools upside down :p

    Lmao.

    And as for gloryholes, it was pitch dark and pretty filthy, so if there were I didn't see 'em xD
  • bornkillerbornkiller Administrator In your girlfriends snatch
    edited September 2010
    How do you quadruple the amount of people in a gay bar?
    Turn the stools upside down :p
    lol!:D

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