ATTN: People who bite string cheese

Katzenklavier · September 2010

You're supposed to pull it into strings and eat the strings!

Dysgraphia · September 2010

String cheese?

You mean mozzarella sticks?

Dysgraphia · September 2010

Quesadillias are so fucking good.

I want some!

DirtySanchez · September 2010

I sometimes bite string cheese if I want more cheese quicker. I dont normally do this though.

Katzenklavier · September 2010

Dysgraphia wrote: »

String cheese?
You mean mozzarella sticks?

Same damn thing. :mad:

DirtySanchez · September 2010

Now I want string cheese. It's so good.

Mayberry · September 2010

Fucking, if you're going to bite string cheese, you might as well just buy the unstringable cheese for cheaper :mad:

DirtySanchez · September 2010

Mayberry wrote: »

Fucking, if you're going to bite string cheese, you might as well just buy the unstringable cheese for cheaper :mad:

What if I want the option to string it or bite it:o

Mayberry · September 2010

Then you can STFUGTFO!!!!!!!

DirtySanchez · September 2010

Mayberry wrote: »

Then you can STFUGTFO!!!!!!!

No my cheese tastes deserve rights and if I want to bite and string my cheese it's my inalienable right as a human being!:mad::mad: I may disagree with your cheese ways but I would defend it until the death/

Mayberry · September 2010

I thought you were a religious man. The 11th commandment clearly states: "Thou shalt not string cheese."

DirtySanchez · September 2010

Mayberry wrote: »

I thought you were a religious man. The 11th commandment clearly states: "Thou shalt not string cheese."

I belong to a cult that strings the cheese:o

Mayberry · September 2010

I can't think of a good response, so:

Slartibartfast · September 2010

The reason i don't 'pull the strings' is because the individual pieces are so small you end up diluting the taste of the cheese.

Also they are so small that at the end of it, it feels like you have not eaten anything.

Katzenklavier · September 2010

Then you're eating shit cheese. Mine stays cheesy down to 1mm strings.

HOLY KRAKATOLLY! · September 2010

I dont normally eat string cheese. But when I do eat string cheese, I bight it. Because I'm an asshole like that.

FATTY_MCFUCKFACE · September 2010

DirtySanchez wrote: »

What if I want the option to string it or bite it:o

use a grater :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes: