Bong Story
In my search to find better ways to absorb marijuana, I decided to buy a bong from my dealer. He gets 50% off at the glass shop in town, so I gave him 50 bucks down-payment, with the promise that he'd pick me up a nice one the next day.
So I call the next day, later on. He didn't show. Motherfucker's phone number isn't registered. Luckily, I had his girlfriend's number. So I phoned her. No answer. Next day, same deal. No answer. I left a message on her phone, though. It was polite, y'know. No need to get all uppity. Another day goes by before I hear from the dude.
Shows up at my parents house in the middle of the day without warning. Rings the doorbell, and then runs around to the side of the house where my room is. Confusing the hell out of me. Anyway, he opens up the bag and starts pulling out this epic bong, with four seperate spillways, and this huge piece... and then drops the bag, with the bong still half in it onto the cement walk by my house. SMASH.
"Oh... Fuck. Well, it was really nice dude. I don't have any money on me right now so... Uh, and my ride is leaving for alberta tomorrow and he won't be back for a while."
Guess I lost my $50. To be fair though, the dude was just really butterfingers. He tried to pick up the bag and dropped it again. Maybe he was totally ripped, I don't know. He's usually pretty cool though, I'll get a good deal on weed next time or sommat.
I just wish I could have gotten to try that thing, it was fucking incredible.
So I call the next day, later on. He didn't show. Motherfucker's phone number isn't registered. Luckily, I had his girlfriend's number. So I phoned her. No answer. Next day, same deal. No answer. I left a message on her phone, though. It was polite, y'know. No need to get all uppity. Another day goes by before I hear from the dude.
Shows up at my parents house in the middle of the day without warning. Rings the doorbell, and then runs around to the side of the house where my room is. Confusing the hell out of me. Anyway, he opens up the bag and starts pulling out this epic bong, with four seperate spillways, and this huge piece... and then drops the bag, with the bong still half in it onto the cement walk by my house. SMASH.
"Oh... Fuck. Well, it was really nice dude. I don't have any money on me right now so... Uh, and my ride is leaving for alberta tomorrow and he won't be back for a while."
Guess I lost my $50. To be fair though, the dude was just really butterfingers. He tried to pick up the bag and dropped it again. Maybe he was totally ripped, I don't know. He's usually pretty cool though, I'll get a good deal on weed next time or sommat.
I just wish I could have gotten to try that thing, it was fucking incredible.
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Anyway you know you fucked up. Next time buy a vape, it has the absolute best ratio of stonedness in relation to how much bud you have; ie take a small amount of bud and get higher than if you'd bonged it or rolled a joint.
the fucks wrong with people
$500 + S&H? No thanks man, if I had that cash on hand I'd buy a new truck.
Vaporizers always leave me wanting more.
Like, I get high. But there is an aspect to the high that is missing.
So much so that I usually hit a bowl or roll a pinner afterwards just to hit the spot.
That would work :mad:ijuana but I think he doesn't have a car according to this ^.
Rip off a tv or radio antenna, you just need a 6" steel tube, and I have used both of these.
Use a lighter to put a little hole in a plastic pop bottle about halfway down the side, 500ml(seeing as you are .ca:hai:), and push the tube through the small hole, if the fit is not good use a rubber band around the tube, the bottom of the tube should be at the bottom of the bottle.
Put in some water, put doobie in tube, or if the tube is wide enough put in a a screen for a good "one hitter"
This is not as glorious as the bong you got burned on, but it does give some wicked ass hoots.
C/O
"slap that ham in the fryin' pan, bro!"
And your lungs, but that's a given when you're forcing a 2l bottle of smoke into your lungs.
Cut off the bottom of a 2l bottle right at the base, find an appropriate container which the bottle will fit in a bucket or a juice jug will work nicely and it doesn't have to be a perfect fit.
Fill said container about 3/4 of the way with water and get to work on your gravity bong.
Essentially, the only thing that really needs to be done now is to create a bowl. If you already have one, you just need to cut a hole into the lid from the bottle the size of the stem and slide it in. Put the cap back on and smoke.
This is predominately plastic, so don't plan on having a giant session as metal gets hot and plastic melts.
In place of the bowl you can use tinfoil, but again. Burning plastic=bad.
This diagram explains it perfectly.
Pfah.
And considering he was the one who wasn't handling it very carefully, he should either pay him back or give him a good deal on something else to make up for it.
Fucking this, I have one next to my bed at the moment and It gets me higher then anything else.... I don't use it because i don't want to get that high but it's great for entertaining.
And, I'd fuck with this guy, yeah. Except that he knows where I live, and sells to like everyone I know. So he could turn the story around and make me seem like double the badguy if I retaliate at all. So, I'll just get the money out of him by telling him to bring a half next time, and only paying him for a quarter.