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If only I could fly...

MayberryMayberry Regular
edited October 2010 in Spurious Generalities
My life would be uplifted
My life would have reason
My life would be worth living
But no
Relegated to a land down under
:(:(:(:(:(

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  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited October 2010
    :mad:ijuana wrote: »
    Oh i get it ....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
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    You're a penguin

    I find it amazing that so many people relate me to penguins out of nowhere. Have I ever told you I liked penguins?
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  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited October 2010
    :mad:ijuana wrote: »
    Nope but i figured that since both you and penguins are flightless birds, are really good at math, lay eggs, and have teeny weenies; it just made sense.

    That explains it so well. The greatest mystery of my life has been solved :D
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  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited October 2010
    Aww I so cute :D

    (especially small penis)
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  • DirtySanchezDirtySanchez Regular
    edited October 2010
    :mad:ijuana wrote: »
    ATTN: EVERYONE

    real picture of Mayberry
    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTZGlVjSXFolx8v3gYdRek4cz5f1eQeHTQCHNych6zXKgMuMOo&t=1&usg=__FCkZboZHScUqEmk_ZNhIkziFIQc=

    That thing is pretty cute.
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  • DirtySanchezDirtySanchez Regular
    edited October 2010
    :mad:ijuana wrote: »
    ^I thought you didn't like minorities :o

    I dont but I do love teh baby penguinz:o:o:o Penguins are awesome.
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  • FATTY_MCFUCKFACEFATTY_MCFUCKFACE Regular
    edited October 2010
    :mad::mad::mad::mad:NO NIGGUINS:mad::mad::mad::mad:
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  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited October 2010
    More like MS Paint :p
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  • culinaryoverlordculinaryoverlord Regular
    edited October 2010
    Mayberry wrote: »
    My life would be uplifted
    My life would have reason
    My life would be worth living
    But no
    Relegated to a land down under
    :(:(:(:(:(

    Emo_emu.jpg

    emo emu, lulzy
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  • FATTY_MCFUCKFACEFATTY_MCFUCKFACE Regular
    edited October 2010
    Mayberry wrote: »
    More like MS Paint :p

    You're just jealous, chink.
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  • D7D7 Regular
    edited October 2010
    Penguins don't have penis so you need to check their chromosome to determine their gender..... or you can wait and see who laid an eggs
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  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited October 2010
    We use chopsticks to have sex :o
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  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited October 2010
    FATTY_MCFUCKFACE wrote: »
    You're just jealous, chink.

    Yeh, I wish I was a faggot like you :mad:
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