I would be like- "You see that video camera back there? You're on candid camera and your superiors WILL see that video!" You show that vid in speeding court and I promise you the judge will throw out the cop's testimony.
It's just more celebrity BS, but people feel like the royals are respectable celebrities to obsess over compared to the usual line-up of movie stars and all that shit. That's why the whole world will come together and chimp out over a single wedding. Luckily for Kate and William (who looked more ready for a funeral than a…
I could give you a lecture on freedom of speech and how the police won't arrest us for anything we post here. Or I could tell you to suck my balls. I think I'll go for the latter. SUCK my balls!
This Mortal Kombat looks like it may be good because they are bringing back straight line movement and focusing on gameplay rather than graphics. So I say go for it.
To understand more, think about befriending a man. If the man rejected your friendship or you recognized that you would not be compatible with him, you would dismiss it and never think about it again. So why stress yourself over doing the same with a woman? If you honestly try to befriend a woman and establish a natural…
Be genuine and go with modest and amicable intentions. Be humble and do not fear being rejected. Women can tell when you're just thinking about sex. Treat her as a normal human and approach her thinking as though she were just a man you were trying to befriend. This will alleviate your anxiety and foster more appreciation…
Most stock options let you exercise the purchase of a lump sum of the company's stocks at a set price any time you want. That way if the market value of the stocks goes below the set price you don't have to exercise the option. If your plan simply purchases stocks with your paychecks at the market value at the given time…
Do you have your own place? If you're not still with your parents, getting them to come over wouldn't be hard at all. Then it's just a matter of getting them as drunk as possible and taking advantage of their uninhibited state of mind. Getting laid is the easiest thing in the world when you have friends or family with hot…
Genetic medicine is def one of the most amazing fields of research going on these days. It would be even better with advanced nanotech and AI technology to go with it, but that's still in the realm of science fiction.
Man I wish I had some high-CBD weed. It does the opposite of THC, instead of making you paranoid it makes you confident. I could get drunk before talking to her. Too bad I hate alcohol.
That's true enough, I guess. But the trends are pretty obvious. Most anti-marijuana people are age 50+. As they start to die out it's inevitable that most people in the country will be pro-weed, unless all the kids today form new beliefs when they get older. If you believe in the power of the populace then it might be a…
i bet humans are just robots built to build better robots for an alien race. Eventually computers will replace us and the aliens will harvest them and destroy us;
Honestly I did a little jiu jitsu and judo so I might help a little. When you're on your back always try to shrimp out to a better position. Shrimping works to get you to a better spot from just about every position on your back (except maybe when you're mounted). When in doubt, shrimp out. The basic defense against a…