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  • Sounds like it's too late.
  • No, actually, they're not. They're sperm cells and piss. House flies have pheromones. Humans don't. The metabolic processes are much more complex in people, and there isn't some kind of end-all "sprinkle this shit on yer wrists and you'll get laid" chemical compound. It just doesn't exist.
  • ^Awesome. Maybe I'll look her up for you? Hit it from the back, you know what I mean?? Oh yeah. Just kidding. But wait, if she's coming back as a lecturer, maybe I'll get her for one of my classes next semester :eek: What's her subject?
  • You know why? Because the *real* Jeff Hunter, the one who originally started totse, was actually forced into hiding and replaced with a stand-in. It was all very discreet, but it wasn't too hard to pull off since only a few people had ever actually seen his real face and lived. And no one was any the wiser.
  • When you say she's leaving, do you mean she's returning to San Francisco?
  • Fuck stress. Drink some fucking lemonade or something.
  • http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lc4di8niSz1qzlgbao1_500.jpg
  • The thing about midgets that puts me off is, they're disproportional. It's like, their bodies are all compacted into such a tiny package, and the result is they have stubby arms, a protruding gut, a huge head...Shit like that. It's fucken weird. Short enough to be normal, but not so short that it fucks with their body…
  • Women are generally physically weaker than men. I could probably overpower and kill %90 of the women I know with minimal effort. On the other hand, not many women could do the same to me. Besides, violence can usually be avoided in most situations anyway. Hitting someone, regardless of gender, just because "they started…
  • I fucking love short women. 5'0" - 5'3" is ideal. Not too short though. Midgets freak me out. 4'10" is pushing it.
  • You seem to be experiencing what is called "escalation". In other words, you are in the beginning stages of becoming a serial killer. Congratz.
  • There is no such thing as a human pheromone. If this is actually working for anyone, and if there really is some kind of quantifiable effect at work (rather than mere coincidence), then it isn't "pheromones". What's happening is, when you emanate scents that are normally associated with sex such as sweat, cum, etc, it…
  • I'm pretty sure I'm an uncle right now, for this very reason. I say "pretty sure" because my dead-beat brother kind of broke contact before she carried to term, so I dunno if she got an abortion or what.
  • The brain releases endorphins when climaxing, so most people actually feel happier afterwards. That's why so many people love sex so much and/or habitually masturbate. But I've also heard about people who feel guilty or sad after an orgasm, and sometimes they cry. You must be one of those people. I think there's a name for…
  • My first girlfriend was from South Carolina~ How nostalgic~
  • I don't really get jealous. Well, sometimes I might see someone who has something that I want, and I just think "...Hey..........I want that." But that's not jealousy. More like envy I guess. The nuance is different. I don't make fun of them though. That's just sour grapes, and shit.
  • If you're fat, lose weight. I don't wanna be mean, but 9/10 a girl won't want to get with a fatty. It's a pretty big deal, actually. Even if after you lose weight she still doesn't like you, then at the least you will have become healthier and more attractive.
  • If you knew me, then I'd have to kill you.
  • -Wallet -Keys -Recipe for Tamagoyaki -Pack of Newports -A pocket map -Lighter -70 cents
  • I beat up criminals.
  • S&A is a forum is for advice and discussion, just like the other forums. It shouldn't matter whether or not there's allegedly a pair of tits behind the text. It's not a special case.
  • Kissing is fine for me. Public sex, not so much.
  • Alright, u guiz. I'm out.
  • I think he meant "a fixation". Maybe?
  • Forbidden sex, and anal.
  • Sue your employer. People have made millions from less than that. Edit: Well, I'm assuming that you got the burn from doing something that your work requires. If you just spilled some hot coffee you were drinking or something, it's a different story.
  • I never took anything from anyone who deserved it more than myself.
  • By no means. It is the worst shithole I've ever seen. Honestly, I don't know how it passes inspections every year. I think the owner just pays people off. We don't get many guests, but when we do, they are foreigners who thought they were getting a good deal on a hotel, but when they get here and realize just how bad the…
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  • I almost fucking did it today, but stopped myself.
  • I dunno. It's not always so simple to tell how intelligent a person is. Also, I don't really follow politics, but I know enough to tell that most people who talk about politics only talk about it to seem smart and are actually just regurgitating whatever they heard on CNN or Fox News or whatever and don't really know what…
  • I dunno if it's just me or not, but when logging in, I will type "Cloudcat" into the username box, then hit "tab", and suddenly my browser jumps to the bottom of the page rather than to the "password" box. Well, this browser has been bugging out a lot lately, so maybe it is just me.
  • I said "another". As in, different from this one instance. To put it simply, you've made an unsubstantiated claim twice in this one thread. That's all I meant.
  • I don't really understand what you are saying, but if you're asking about when the other time you cited "some guy" as your source without proof to back it up was, it was this:
  • 6/10 No homo.
  • Yeah, I guess you're right. I mean, it's not like I have the choice of just being alone without ever being bothered by anyone anyway. There's too many people in the world for that. I'll just have to make do I guess. I'm a hotel desk clerk. I'm on grave tonight. Actually, I go in for my first official shift in about an…
  • Post a link then. Or is this just another thing that you heard from "some guy", and you don't have any proof to back it up? Personally, I've already looked for some kind of confirmation that she actually is dead, and never found any. All indications say that it was just a rumor started by some 4chan troll looking for quick…
  • Anything I can do with a friend, I can do by myself. Or maybe I should say that those things that you can only do with a friend, I don't enjoy at all. That's the main thing. Other than that, most people are illogical and just generally bothersome. Ok, maybe I'm exaggerating things a bit here. I like doing certain things…
  • I've been told before by many people that I am extremely attractive. And no, that's not counting my mum. Although people have different preferences. Maybe many other people would say that I'm not so attractive. But the point is that my looks have never been a problem for me. I'm not fat or anything either. So if you're…
  • Why yes. There is some of it in my body at this very moment, in fact. Just like always.
  • Everyone says that. Yeah, I've played the drug game before, and it's not all it's hyped up to be. It didn't "open the world up to me" or "blow my mind". It's just that when weak-minded people start doing drugs, it causes them to become more introspective, philosophical, "deep", and etc whereas before they were just…
  • I hate most people. And I'm not trying to sound like a mopey emo faggot here, just there is nothing that I want from other humans. I don't care about love or friendship and shit. As for why I'm on this site, that's part of the goals I mentioned. Quietly whittling away time, alone. If I wasn't doing this, I'd be doing…
  • In my ideal world, I will sleep in a warm bed when I get tired, and I will eat when I am hungry. I will quietly whittle away the time alone until I die, without ever being bothered by anyone. I never asked for anything from this world, I just wanted to be left alone.
  • In other news, scientific evidence has revealed that the world revolves around Pope.
  • Circumstances are such that I cannot leave this city for at least a couple years. No matter what. But that's not even the problem. The amount of money it costs to live here is a non-issue. I've already said that I want almost nothing out of life. Even if I had money left over, I would just put it into some account or…
  • ^His avatar is a pic of xxombie with an eel or some other dick-looking creature shopped into it. Check the sexual attractiveness thread in S&A for the original pic.
  • Actually, all the other poor people in this city had the same idea. All the time you'll see old Asian ladies walking all up and down the city, taking out aluminum cans and shit from every single trashcan they encounter. And picking up all the coins, and other things they can pawn. Even the homeless people have a…