looks like we've got ourselves a valuable new contributor here, nice to see Dfg finally recruiting members who spam a little less utter garbage than he does
Hope OP doesn't mind me single handedly salvaging his fucking chinaman of a thread. [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYC2FUutdKA"]YouTube - 3OH!3 - My First Kiss (feat. Ke$ha) [OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO][/ame]
ADDENDUM: one negative side effect are long, stream of consciousness babbles that may be profound or just balderdash. Exhibit A: http://www.totse.info/bbs/showpost.php?p=195235&postcount=2 Exhibit B: http://www.totse.info/bbs/showpost.php?p=195245&postcount=3 I'm kind of proud of that one, exposes the moon god death cult…
Lamer version of the rather ironically named Swiss Mini Gun: which actually fired 2.34mm rimfire ammo: Anyone who's ever seen, or god forbid, disassembled a revolver's action just had a fucking panic attack: http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3247/2314386411_9b844a89b8.jpg In the perfect example of the rationality behind…
Help you? You're in Canada you fucking cryhard, you wanna act tuff well guess the fuck what I don't even have health insurance. FATTY-TUFF canadian zoklet-tier troll-pusscake cryhard.
Boy, you hardly recognize her when she's not sitting on a Gook AA emplacement I've fapped to some pinkos in my time, but when you're fapping to Hanoi Jain you might as well just join CPUSA:thumbsdown:
Yep, I knew one guy who was trained as a doctor but adopted a deluded and naive world view and joined a failed lawyer in overthrowing a general who ruled a Caribbean country.
Both times I've rented machineguns at ranges rather than at MG shoots were at huge MG rental ranges (Scottsdale Gun Club and The Gun Store in vegas) that had a wide selection including M1A1 and M1928 Thompsons. Clearly one of us needs to exit the backwoods on occasion. Gee, really? American engineering creates a far more…
LOL Khyber Pass copies Hey Dfg, get one and run +P+ ammo through it, hold on with both hands and we'll never have to suffer another one of your spammy threads again!
:rolleyes: Do we really need a million threads for people to post "If there's grass on the field, play ball"? Hell, most of you are 16 year old virgins yourself!
YEP THIS ABSOLUTELY WRONG If you get a chance to rent an MG, most places will have a Thompson. This is what you should rent. Nothing is more American. Drink more, it'll make you less of a jackass
Tampon relationships ftw tears make great anal lubricant, and if she wants you to stick around and listen to her bullshit least she can do is give a guided tour of the chocolate starfish.
Here is the average forum user (male): Average forum user (female) (tie): inb4 ludicrous accusations regarding my own appearance, as a member of ar15.com I look like a true OPERATOR at all times: inb4 more excuses courtesy of Sandra, forums are dying, GET OVER IT.
UPDATE: Currently negotiating with Dfg about distributing Islamic-themed pornography in Pakistan, it would cause a shitstorm and sell well, same way Pastor Terry Jones got exposure. I could make porn AND troll the united nations, that's like 2 dreams in one. P.S. for the curious what islamic themed pornography would entail…
LOL seeing threads like this makes me want to make a thread about my impending marriage to Ke$ha. That is to say, I'm a pretty tuff dude who probably could use my tuffness to attract kay money but realistic enough to accept that certain things, no matter how great they would be, will never happen in real life, which plays…
MY FIST IS LUBRICATED AND READY. Yeah, monetizing the porn is a huge problem, and like everyone else on totse I'll admit to being part of it. Still, I'd pay a buck or so for a real specialized niche, in a situation where I know if I pirate it the flow will end rather quickly. I'm hoping this model will sustain me. I'd be…
Do you not know what a Darwin award is OP? Thank god no self respecting moslem girl (LOL) would procreate with you, even under Sharia any would be wife of yours could get a divorce when you try to bring Raven in for a gangfuck.
Facebook is the opiate of the masses, didn't you read Marx? Even DS can figure that one out :facepalm: and he can't differentiate between "your" and "you're"
Wow OP, that's quite a spice rack. I only have salt, pepper, oregano, onion, and garlic powders. And some cinnamon for my oatmeal. You must really like seasoned food.
Social networks, like stimulants and television, breed apathy. Why bother actually learning things when you can just take duckface pictures of yourself and "like" things? The greatest decision I ever made was type "how to make a bomb" into google and hit enter. Without it, I wouldn't be as smart or tuff as I am today. I'd…