Gorilla Guts · Acolyte
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im out! i was going strong but today i couldn't think of anything else. fuck! i feel horrible.
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the 360.
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instead of jerking off, i've been playing a lot of bad company 2 and wrecking it. thanks totse! edit- 69th post! so erotic...
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that sounds dangerous.
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in the face this girl looks like someone i know! hott
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yeah im in this thing too. i didnt add my name but whatever. i just watched some gay movie with some hot girl in it and im having trouble sleeping. oh lord. chick in question
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listen to this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIDeK7bVfUk
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my dad is reading matterhorn since he is a vietnam vet. he's pretty into it.
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everything's all ready been said but if people online hate you this much it doesn't say much for people that know you in irl. shouldn't you be out spreading your thunder thighs for your nerdy bf?
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my sister just asked me about Tr1p a couple of days ago. i was like wtf?
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you need to get some better contacts. if you have your prescription go to costco and get the acuvue oasis kind. they are awesome. i wear mine 24/7 with zero problems. i just change them whenever i remember. not too pricey either, bout $60 for six months supply. they are made from some sort of breathable plastic that will…
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it depends. are you eating cookie crisps or the worst cereal in the world, but probably the healthiest; grapenuts? i usually have a couple of bowls of crispix a week, which is nice. id be more worried about all that milk.
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i love pickles! im planning on making my own this summer. i just have to wait until the cucumbers turn up at the farmers market. ne one have experience making their own? tips?
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you're here...
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reuben: pastrami, swiss cheese, thousand island dressing, rye bread, and sauerkraut. make sure you have pickles. this has got to be one of my favorite sandwiches because i have it so infrequently. nice change of pace from the usual turkey or ham sandwiches.
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probably thrown a handful of pennies at him and laughed.
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you know you love it. you also get a cupcake sent to you by the admin. just let it marinate. it will grow on you edit: im also going to start sending out pm thanks to everyone as kind of a pick me up. if you had a rough day that thanks could really come in handy.
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lol. thats the kind of witty banter that deserves a thanks. it would be kind of neat if you got like three thanks for each account, then something would have to be super rad to deserve one.
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wouldn't that smell like shit? super hot mayo, no thank you.
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$20 thru paypal. im hoping this doesn't turn out to be a scam.
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Gorilla Gore- i have BC2
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and balls. big, hairy, luscious balls. filled with semen.
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does the chemo make the pubes fall out too? thats a bonus too
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i guess that explains why she wore her swimsuit when we showered together. i was so naive!
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yeah what an ass!
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there's a comedian called the amazing racist. i dont think you have to worry. go for it. what do you have to lose? you'll be super embarrassed for 30 minutes in front of people you will never see again.
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im rich so i donated 20. i dont need nething special though. just a pm saying thanks would be nice.
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it had me rolling. i think it was snoopy
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this was posted on zoklet. funniest thing ive seen in a while.
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get a gf that doesnt like you to go down on her. make sure she likes to give head though. its fucking rad.
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how bout some bukkake or amputation. midgets too. horse bukkake. yeah. that sounds nice.
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very carefully. this girl is maybe one of the hottest girls ive ever seen in my life too.
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i was seeing this one girl and she reused her tampons. waste not want not i guess.
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how dare you!:o
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sweet dude ill check it out. thanks for all the help!:D
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i wish there was a guesswhatshelookslikewithacockinherass.com.
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cant you two stop fighting long enough to realize that you love each other?
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is that a fake nose or your real one?
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hello kitty something?
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i bet all those "hot" chicks you supposedly fuck will dump you in a second once they find out your caterpillar eyebrowed ass is on welfare.
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hey fuck you buddy!
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lol. wh4t you don't like my new brilli4nt ide4? it is super 4nnoying. m4ybe ill just get 4 netbook for like 200 bucks. just use this one for porn.
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u seemy fishy. wh4ts the re4l story?
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i think ghosts r sperm th4t didnt get to fertilize 4n egg.
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wh4t is even going on in here?
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i got some more about the depth of my depravity. if ive been drinking i will do a lot of disgusting things. i fisted this fat chick once after striking out with her super hot friend. im getting the shivers just thinking bout it now. i was really jamming it in there & she was squealing like a stuck pig. then she wanted to…
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eventually we have to stop talking zok this and zok that and move on. i hope this place just doesnt become some lame thing always obsessing bout the past. its fun now but in a couple weeks...?
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well i tried the tips to no avail. is it easy to get a keyboard replaced?
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until the body cooled off. i remember i worked with this girl who looked similar to her and told her so. then i was talking later how i wanted to bang the chick in the movie and she heard, then winked at me.
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i think meta's age was judged by how brown his finger was. kind of like the rings on a tree.
