I always found it pretty tough to utilize cover properly while I was concentrating on perfecting my weaver stance. And besides, not every round fired is a shot meant for somebody's head. Gunfire itself is as much a tactic as a weapon.
Double yer gun, double yer fun. When you hold two guns at the same time, you realize very quickly that you can only aim down the sights on one of them, and that you've only got one hand on the primary gun. This is problematic for most shooters, and especially so with automatic weapons. You try keeping track of two bouncy…
I don't drive with a rear view. I have a spare tire mounted behind the back window in my pickup, that blocks the view out. Never been pulled over for that, or the tach I duct-taped to my dash. Or the bondo side panels, or the spraypaint. Or... The truck box that is fixed on with a few 2x4s, and held together by tie-downs.…
If you don't already know how to get a gun, you likely will not find out how by asking here. Except: Good luck with the fake ID at the gun-show thing. Not certain about that, I live in canada. Do not try zip-guns. You will die. Your best bet is a knife and some guile. Machetes and fighting knives can be found in outdoorsy…
Sex involves strategy. Make part of your plan taking a shit beforehand. And if you got chicks who just show up to touch your junk all fuckin' day at random, just excuse yourself for a few minutes, sit on the shitter, and give that log hell. Don't wanna be gone long enough for your fuckmate to cool off.
I can't even tell whether this is a troll thread. Maybe you should try tellin' shyguy about that faggot buddy o' his. If shyguy is only shy around you, I bet it'd end the tirade of bullshit quicklike.
So Blunderful, where do you meet all of your "respectable women," then? Because, I am TOTALLY in for some of that respectable pussy you enjoy all regular-like!
My steam name should be Gumbo, I think. Ah, my account ID is [email protected] Back from when usernames were your email. Signed up for steam the first week it launched. Whaaaaat a shitstorm.
mah name is gumbo. not because i like the food but because i like the name! gummm booow I actually introduce myself as Gumbo in real life to people sometimes. They always ask whether I like gumbo. And I always tell them the above story, verbatim.
Probably around 3000. I'm on a low-carb diet. Losing weight while eating tons of veggies and meats. Also dairy. It's workin', and I feel like I'm actually in decent health, too. Gonna get blood test for cholesterol levels next month.
Move to canada. There's enough wasteland here that you could go your entire life without seeing another person, if you like. Well. Forest-land, anyway.
This about a friend joining the army? It's really well written, though I am not so great at interpreting poetry. It sounds like you feel as though joining a military is the end of the fantastic and creative life us civilians live. Like the fancy punctuation too!