Women: at least somewhat intelligent, doesn't talk too much, nice ass. Redheads are okay as long as they don't have three million freckles. No blondes or Asians. Not stick fucking skinny. If your legs look like toothpicks, get away from me. Men: Tall, intelligent, muscular, able to debate without being illogical or getting…
To be honest I'd be more interested in your dyke friends as long as they were hot. Too much hair is gross. Whatevs, talk to the hand. My tits are awesome.
When I actually had time to play video games I was obsessed with Killing Floor. I have an absolutely embarrassing amount of time logged into that game, but now I'm just bored of it. Great game and awesome developers, but it's just...the same thing every time. BC2 consumed me a while ago as well but most of the time pubbies…
Yeah I always pictured him as like, I don't know. Some skinny kid from Texas or something. British guys suck because they're either attractive with an obnoxious accent or ugly with a hot accent.
Rest of what I said still applies. Get off your ass and live life. Who fucking cares about BC2. It's a game, and not even a very good one at that. Sell your Xbox, save the money. Finish school. Five credits is nothing. Get a job, save up to travel or do...whatever it is you want to do. Fuck the whiny part of you going "but…
Grow the fuck up and go to school for christ's sake. You're really too lazy and/or stupid to finish high school? Jesus man, high school is the easiest thing you'll ever do. Ever. Get off your ass, finish high school, get a shitty dead-end job if that's what you're into, or pick up a trade. No one's going to do anything for…
I remember once in like, fourth grade I thought I'd be slick and skip school that day. I took a dose of ipecac thinking I'd puke then everything would be cool. I spent the entire day vomiting my fucking brains out at least once or twice an hour. Ipecac is the most heinous substance known to man.
Why would you torrent porn anyway? :confused: Just go to youporn or something where it's easier to say "nope, fuck that" and switch videos. That being said I don't watch porn very often, mainly because it takes like 10 minutes to find a video where the girl isn't exceedingly skinny or completely obnoxious. I am also…
I hate you. As for men: tall, masculine (get that eyeliner swoopy hair shit away from me), intelligent, similar interests, and a beast in the sack. Also he must possess a penis made out of chocolate which ejaculates money.
This, and when lesbians plow the other girl's vag with her fingers like she's trying to tenderize a steak and the girl's like "AWWW YEAH THAT'S SOO GOOD." No. It isn't. Just stop. Also music. Music in porn should've died out in like 1975.
"Don't you just love the guy's Trotsky avatar as well? "Hey," he thought between hits of paint thinner, "maybe I should take as my user picture the image of a guy with whom I have absolutely nothing in common!" He then sat down his can of toluene (nearly spilling it on his semen- and feces-encrusted laptop), and tried to…
Right. Judging by your post count, it's safe to assume you don't have much of a life, and you are probably very bad at interacting with people in the real world (you even kind of suck at it online). Forgive me if I take your comments with a grain of salt.