I do the job right first time and give her a propper fucking. Normally I make her cum twice before I shoot my load, if she wants more its normally ten minutes of fun before some more action.
After my night shifts is a differant sto…
Twatter is just as bad.
You get stupid twats who "follow" you just because it's friday. Then they bitch and moan because you don't follow back and post crap about "how people should respect how twitter works."
FUCK THAT SHIT.
Where abouts in the UK are you?
If you dont want to give away the city, is it north or south?
Never really been stoned (it gives me really bad wind) but one time in science when I was about 14, I thaught a dog was eating my leg.
Thinking about this, it could be used for alot more than a quick wank.
If people are stupid enough to put nude photos on an unprotected account, they are also likley to either post photos that could be used to trace what area they are from, or use …
Even fairtrade products are bullshit, they only have to be a set amount of fair trade to get the stamp of approval.
If your jar of coffee powder is fair trade, there is a good chance that it contains no fairtrade stuff at all.
Since it wil…
I was chucking some hot sauce in a pot of food the other week, but wasn't expecting it to be as funny as it was and most of the bottle went it.
Fucking hell that was hot, really couldn't taste much apart from hotness.
1) My world - sublime with rome
2) playground battle - The Feelers
3) Sound of a Revolution - Sonic Boom Six
4) For you my Darling - The King Blues
5) Nobodys Fault - Jaya The Cat
6) I'm not afraid - Lacuna Coil
7) Meantime - Slaves to Gravity
I fucking used to love going into the wild.
Me and a few mates would go in, and sometimes we would get some random to come along, we would get a few easy kills and gain the guys trust, then take them right into the wild and kill them. pure fucking e…
I knew a guy with that same problem, he would pay off the money he owed and bring the ballance up to £0, but then would get hit with the fees for going into his over draft at the end of the month. He wasn't smart enough to figure out what was happen…
Banging away at the missus one time and my mum just barged and blurted out that my granddad had died....killed the mood just a little.
We were just having a normal shag one time and a picture fell off the wall and missed her head by a few inches.
That looks like a badly drawn knob.
Me and the missus followed one for about five minutes, but it doesn't appear it was recording at the time:facepalm::facepalm:..
The prople across the road from me are getting into their car, and no I'm …
I found it from a friend who found it from a friend who read about it in our schools news paper.
Read all the text files for a couple of years before I found out about the BBS (back when it was still old school and not a forum) and then joined up an…
I normally look like a hobo, even more so when I'm at work since we get supplied uniform. Normally it's my jeans that are faded to grey ,and going white in places, an old shirt and a hoody, plus my shoes had a big hole in the side (it's fucking hard…
I went to buy booze the day I turned 18 and got checked for ID, seeing as I had been buying booze for at least a year before hand I was a little shocked.
I was working a night shift on my 21st birthday.
Once you upgrade go for one of those half and half custom jobs, slightly most costly but worth it in the long run.
When me and the missus first set up house we just went for low budget stuff, saving money and planning to upgrade as we went.
I sold cans of coke at my school, made a decent profit over the years but it really fucked your back carrying them round untill lunch.
The canteen sold them for $1.70, most corner stores sold them for $1.10, buying a 24 pack on special and selling t…
I think rather than doing it all at once, they are slowing doing it one by one.
Anyone in the UK remeber that nurse a couple of months ago who was arrested for that saline spikeing thing, and she was let off the other week?
They found CP on her comp…
I fucking love sublime, and sublime with rome is great aswell.
They are keeping on with what sublime was about, having fun and playing music.
I was going to see them last year (or it might have been this year, but it was in manchester and I could't …
I haven't played an airsoft game in four or five years, I was looking to get back into it but the nearest place is in the bradford area.
I saw that place down in redding one time in AI, it looks fucking sweet. I'm allways tempted to take a day trip …
I know we used to have a "melennium" $10 note that people would buy for $20, I got a few of them as change.
In the UK, the scrap value of a 2p coin is currently a little over 3P, finding someplace willing to melt one down is the problem.
I'm not a big fan of hardcore, but I like hardcore bands where I can still hear the lyrics.
I have seen Gallows a couple of times now, fucking great live show, allthough I dunno what the new vocalist is going to be like. You just cant beat a short a…
I have to shave for work, but on my days off let it grow, so normally I'm shaving up to ten days of growth off.
I trim it with clippers, then shave with a five bladed razor, it works well.
I used to just shave it right away, but it clogged up the ra…
I'm curreently reading The Taqwacores, just started it and allthough the words are a bit weird sometimes and take a bit of getting used too, I'm really enjoying it. I'm glad I managed to get an uncensored edition.
If a book can help create a whole …
If its a nice sexy bump then yes I would.
If shes one of of those duffers who just get big then no.
Weirdest ( and sexyist) thing I have ever seen is a chick with a bun in the oven making out with another chick at a gig.
Or use a tea light candle to take all the air out of it.
I was told of these being used in Aussie after an arms act change.
Over 2million SKS rifles were imported, and less than 1/5 of those were handed in to the police when the law was ch…