Some of my friends are potheads that rarely drink alcohol. I'm the opposite. I LOVE booze. Weed gives me panic attacks unless I'm alone and/or have a supply of xanax. I'd rather do almost any drug than be sober though. Fuck that shit...
1. Put vomitus into a bottle. 2. Put balloon over the mouth of the bottle. 3. Leave it in a warm dark place for a few days. 4. Inhale resultant gas from balloon. Ladies and gentlemen, I have just invented reverse-jenkem....
Skirts make rape quite a bit easier, but then that just takes some of the fun out of the whole ordeal. It's not about the destination, its about the journey... Also I used to wear my ex's skirt when she wasn't around. It was comfy to play WoW in and made pissing in bottles nearly effortless.
Wow... I don't even knopowqjipowqfdsohndfuckingjews........ That one faggot that claimed it was "anti-semitism" because they didn't reschedule the prom for him? At that point I thought it must be satire, but sadly it isn't, and jews really are that pathetic...
My mom used to do foster care for retards. They were awesome and lots of fun. I used to take one trick or treating and she loved the shit out of fireworks. I never fucked them though, you sick bastard...
-What does a white man say when he catches his wife cheating on him? “I forgive you” -what do you call a white woman with a yeast infection? Crackers with cheese.
I'm sure you got along well then. But really, maybe the problem isn't the drugs, maybe its that they're trash regardless of what substances they use...