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  • Dysgraphia wrote: » I played soccer Faggot, states Rolf.
  • Rolf Rofl'd, for mighty Rolf knows that when women do it, it is not paedophilia, unless she is ugly, but then she is not woman, but man with vagina, states Rolf.
  • Does not belong in W&C, states Rolf.
    in Combat Games Comment by Rolf March 2011
  • DirtySanchez wrote: » So now the degenerate homosexual agenda has found it's way into videogames:facepalm: If the founders of Western Culture were acceptive of gays, how can thou not at least deal with it? Asks Rolf, but then Rolf remembere…
  • Could do so in the first one too, states Rolf, also a purple demon chick, a cross dressing dwarf, plus an assortment of other objects, states Rolf.
  • Negrophobe wrote: » Mussolini When Rolf met Mussolini, Rolf forgot to ask said Duce what the significance of a new Roman Empire would be without the ability for it's Legion to conquer new lands without the assistance of Germanic mercenaries…
  • Shaken, not stirred, states Rolf.
  • DirtySanchez wrote: » Charlie sheen is a faggot. He is just another bourgeois celebrity that dosnt deserve anywhere close to how much money he has. At least his insanity is entertaining, states Rolf.
  • Mayberry wrote: » I hope this rebellion gets crushed. As does Rolf, at least under Daffy the country won't be linked to extremist Islam, which the rebellion seems to be linked too, states Rolf.
  • It is obvious to mighty Rolf, that the developers of said game have yet to see a true woman naked, however, this is common knowledge to anyone, for if they had, then they would not need to make said lame game in the first place, states Rolf.
    in RapeLay Comment by Rolf March 2011
  • DirtySanchez wrote: » There is no denying that SK has been the more provocative country with it's tests and drills so close to the border as well as Americas constant propaganda against NK. Rolf agrees, the artillery strikes, assassination …
  • lazybum wrote: » COME ON! sim date games are fun for introverts like us :P Rolf disagrees, for Rolf also has an introverted personality, but manages to have girlfriends and a decent amount of friends, states Rolf. Rolf suggests not making e…
  • Taking advantage of a retard is just as bad as taking advantage of a 12 year old kid, states Rolf.
  • MooseKnuckle wrote: » free is better, glad i don't have to shell out $ to play online. The price for Xbox Live is about $10 USD, small price to pay for superior quality, states Rolf. However, Rolf must admin, PC offers the best overall gami…
  • It might be illegal, but Rolf highly doubts certain government agencies have stopped torture completely, it's too useful, states Rolf. Rolf believes in the use of torture, the pain and suffering of an enemy is a small price to pay if it saves the li…
  • Meh, meh's Rolf, for Rolf much preferred DS when said DS was a worshiper of Jesus Christ, states Rolf.
  • blink182 wrote: » fucking cunt fuck you Rolf loves it when twelve year olds discover the internet, states Rolf.
  • Not as tacticool as airsoft, it's also more expensive, but at least it isn't banned in Rolf's country of residence, like airsoft and mortal kombat, states Rolf. EDIT: Of all places, Rolf highly doubts that a thread on paintballing belongs in the …
  • RemadE wrote: » Counsellor - I have also been told I would make a great Counsellor as I have gone through so much fucked up stuff in my short 20 years on this Earth. You're hired! the Grand Ducal Army of Rolfheim needs Counsellors... there …
  • :facepalm:, just :facepalm:, :facepalm:'s Rolf.
    in Juche Comment by Rolf February 2011
  • acid_drop wrote: » I think it would be fantastic if integrated with grenadier rifles, but as a stand alone weapon, probably not terribly useful. Grenadiers currently operate with standard riflemen. If this was their primary arm, they would have to…
    in Punt guns Comment by Rolf February 2011
  • FATTY_MCFUCKFACE wrote: » Too bad it doesn't exist anymore dumbfuck. No, but it has a successor, dipshit, states Rolf.
  • TheDarkRodent wrote: » Nope, first time I have seen this. It sounds like an awesome squad weapon though. Sort of reminds me of my old M203 on steroids and meth. Kind of defeats the purpose of a bullpup weapon when it's both heavy and quite …
    in Punt guns Comment by Rolf February 2011
  • Join the first militaristic organisation Rolf encounters, especially if said organisation has more ammunition than everyone else, states Rolf... even better if they have boats, adds Rolf.
  • FATTY_MCFUCKFACE wrote: » Engy faggot I never revived you stupid cunts plus I got more kills than your useless goddamn shotguns ever did with my L85. Possibly, but the tanks Rolf repaired got more kills than your L85 ever did, not to mentio…
  • acid_drop wrote: » Like I said I don't remember the name; however it looks quite promising. If we get that technology underslung for current grenadiers it would be evil in urban combat. Rolf has seen pictures and such of this design, it doe…
    in Punt guns Comment by Rolf February 2011
  • TheDarkRodent wrote: » I like real Guinness but you can wash your car with that Guinness Draught shit as far as I am concerned. Rolf is starting to dislike you less, TDR, states Rolf.
  • Rolf cares little, provided Rolf remains fit enough to do what is required of Rolf, as a rule, physical performance is more important than physical appearance, states Rolf.
  • Rolf is usually very open to the large amount of differing heavy metal genres, but one thing Rolf has been unable to stand, apart from Nu Metal and Metalcore, is any attempted fusion of Metal and Rap, for it is horrible, states Rolf. BitterConfli…
  • Suji wrote: » Wonder if they'll have the unit swaps or not Sadly, Rolf thinks not. Also heard that the commander role, as well as three of the classes from BF2, have been removed, much to the dismay of Rolf, who preferred Engineer when it w…
  • TheDarkRodent wrote: » :facepalm: Don't argue with communist idiots, they'll bring you down to their level of idiocy and then beat you with experience, states Rolf.
  • acid_drop wrote: » When did Battlefield games have that? Rolf got the games of Rolf mixed up for a moment :facepalm:, it doesn't, Battlefield 2 was the one with zip lines and grappling hooks, states Rolf. Rolf has heard prone and jets ar…
  • The greatest of Rolfheim's Gendarmerie, states Rolf.
  • TheDarkRodent wrote: » Sounds like you are in the market for one of these. Metal Storm = Awesome, states Rolf. Has thee seen the grenade launcher prototype they made for the ADF? Asks Rolf. It's influenced by the US OICW and the S.Korean…
    in Punt guns Comment by Rolf February 2011
  • TheDarkRodent wrote: » There is a reason why Samurai training is obsolete. :facepalm: Rolf disagrees, horse archery will always be necessary, Genghis Khan will be reborn, states Rolf.
    in Punt guns Comment by Rolf February 2011
  • A boat, states Rolf, Rolf owns not said boat, continues Rolf.
  • RogueEagle91 wrote: » Crosses me more as a villain type thing than a secret agent. Rolf never stated Rolf was not a villain, all Rolf stated was that Rolf is brilliant, but if thou must know, Rolf is somewhere between Anti-Hero and Anti-Vil…
  • DirtySanchez wrote: » I want this. Rolf suggests training, if thou trains more, one might be able to hit the broadside of an Anzac class frigate, therefore not need said Puntgun... unless, said one be compensating for something else, states…
    in Punt guns Comment by Rolf February 2011
  • Indulgence wrote: » You're a faggot. This post has the Rolf tick of approval, ticks Rolf.
  • Pfft Halo... Pfft Space Marines, states Rolf. Rolf prefers Goldeneye 007, but maybe that is because Rolf is a brilliant man, much like James Bond, states Rolf.
  • buddha wrote: » Fucking idiots, really? These protesters are backed by several terrorist groups, including al-queda(sp?) Gaddafi has done a shitload of good for his people and the whole region. Americans are fucking idiots and I'm sad to be …
  • One becomes old once their hair goes white, in other words, John McCain became old in his 30's and Silvio Berlusconi is a young gun, states Rolf. Mayberry wrote: » When someone offers you a seat on the bus. But Rolf was on a bus quite re…
  • Rolf is not yet convinced, but at least the ability to drag is back.
  • RemadE wrote: » It almost seems that when, in this case, Americans, think of Europe, they are seeing a tiny proportion of Sweden! Music like this also doesn't help as it makes everyone think we just want to fuck. Which I suppose is true, but isn't…
  • DirtySanchez wrote: » How many times do I need to tell you that you are a woman therefore you are retarded and your opinion doesn't count Rolf states that thou should learn from the chessmaster that is Rolf, for Rolf is masterful enough in …
  • This album just got released, according to Rolf, it is... meh, but said title song is awesome, states Rolf :thumbsup:.
  • skunk.amkon wrote: » Iceland already "failed" Rolf . Iceland shall not fail while mighty Björk still lives, states Rolf.
  • TSAoD wrote: » How do you feel about LGBT people? Rolf just wishes they'd shut the fuck up, Rolf knows they are here, Rolf knows they are queer, but they just keep whining, maybe Grand Duke Rolf should disallow LGBT in Rolfheim, states Rolf.
  • Does this count? Asks humble Rolf.
  • TSAoD wrote: » Question is if NZ fell into the ocean, would anyone notice? Well there would be a lot less immigrants to the West Island, states Rolf. DirtySanchez wrote: » I saw this on the news a few hours ago and thought of my fell…