Honestly I can't remember how old I was, somewhere between 10-12. There was this lumberjack guy that used to keep his trucks on my dass property (where I live/lived). I broke into his truck because I was a little asshole and I found his centre console full of porno mags. He found out I broke into his truck and warned me…
I don't post often but I lurk here most days. Less than I used to honestly. I just love the atmosphere and freedom of it all. It's just nice to have a place to turn to where you can spurt whatever shit you want and read some depraved shit when you have nowhere else to turn at the time
I havn't washed my hair in years and don't need to brush it, I just use my fingers. Try not washing your hair for a couple of weeks, it's not as bad as you'd think, let your body sort its shit out by itself.
hells no. I don't have any backing behind it but I just don't want to risk losing any of the weeds potency by the filter. Always used a roach though to make it easier to draw and to give something to hold and not burn your lips
hypothetically. I would probably fuck any of them (if I would fuck them if they wen't relatives), except my mum and I doubt my sister, but I'm not sure, I've never had a sister. I'm not in to incest or anything but I really don't see it as the taboo that most people do. Well, fucking a step sister would be pretty fucking…
Pretty much what you said. I've always got some stashed in my car and take them when I go camping or anything. it's remarkably handy having a waterproof container for anything to containing dirty shit, or protecting shit from dirty shit
lulz I don't blame him. I remember those things used to creep me the fuck out as a kid. If you hadn't used one before it could be a bit intimidating. Especially an old fella
When I come back from a mighty quest, I have no need for sleep or rest I head to the tavern for a drink and get so drunk I can not think A wench by my side and a jug of mead these are the things that I most need Then I sit back and sing this song and drink and party all night long
I didn't feel justified paying for our formal. Plus I would have hated it anyway. I rocked up to the after party though at like 2am, half asleep, and decided I had a lot of catching up to do so drank far too much whiskey far too quickly. I spent most of the night/morning vomiting and chilling, staring up at the stars in…
hahahaha. Nicely done. I remember we did that to some chicks holiday house on schoolies. She charged us, overcharged us, and was a total bitch while we were there. The last day we rounded up all the salt in the house and drew a big ol' john thomas on the front lawn. Funny thing is, some guy pussed out and tried to wash it…
OK I'll try that again. I boiled down and got the juice from around 5 feet this time. I cut the cores out as they were pretty damn woody and I couldn't fit enough in my pots anyway. As I said I picked the most scarred/damaged pieces I could find because I've been told damaged plants have more mescal. Ended up with around 2…
Good question man. I boiled up about 5 feet as opposed to 1. I also picked the most scarred looking cacti as I hear that these have got more mescal in them. Boiled that down and got about 2 large cups of good stuff from it. Drank half on an empty stomach. Held it in for over an hour I'd say then projectile vomited. Shits…
Yeah rat's'll do that. Scary little fuckers. I remember I used to have quails living in an aviary with my parrots. The quails started dying all of a sudden. I'd come out to feed them in the morning and find a quail with its neck ripped out or half decapitated. I've always delt with this shit living around here (I live in…
Yeah, that would make sense. I was just more interested in preserving my gut this time. Next time though. I'll be ramping it up a fair bit so I will probably end up puking even if I do eat
Yeah but 'm like that with any spirits honestly. I have a tendency to make ridiculously strong drinks, that just get stronger each time I make one. Then realise, "shit, where did all my booze go". Then bam. drunk as a skunk.