I'm not even sure what to think of this one. One part of me that knows how manipulative parents can be to the mind of a child tells me that it could be brainwashing. Maybe growing up with two moms and no dad made the kid feel like it was bad to be a man or something. I don't know. Gender identity crisis is a strange topic…
I for one oppose the destruction of the moon. I have a good reason too: we all know that on the dark side of the moon there is unlimited amounts of energy to be harvested. I'm not signing shit!
That was a really good post sir. I actually learned a little about stress from you. As I stated before, I've never had problems with it my whole life. Hopefully I won't ever. However, if/when the day comes that I do I don't want to be caught off guard. By being able to recognize it soon and knowing more about it I can take…
This thread makes me feel good about myself. I usually cum at least 3 times before we are both finished and the only stopping is to pull out. Masturbation can help you with your problem jacked. Practice makes perfect.
Totse = Pussy. Name another p word Google would censor. I agree that totse = Pussy. It worked for me. If you think it means that totseans are pussies, well that's only half true.
I would pretty much do the same as OP. I might try to possess world leaders or haunt them and get certain ones to make rash decisions. What would I care. If I'm dead anyway it won't matter to me. I would definity haunt my wife.
^ a bright shining example to the direction in which the world in going, if it isn't obvious already. Last year I posted in that thread and I printed out the fliers we made all over town the night before 9/11. I then spent 9/11 here and at the bar down the street. After I lost count of how many shots I had taken work…
This is unhealthy in my opinion. You should try looking ay new forms of pornography to see if you get off to it or think of things you don't normally think about when jerking but are still sexual. Do what you must but get that load out.
So many ways to deal with a dead body: cremation, burial, turning ashes to stone, now liquifying. So many to choose from! If I gave a shit what happens to my unmanned vessel I would have a hard time choosing.
If I'm walking my dog in a highly public place I might pick his shit up. It depends on my mood really. I use little black bags. If his poop is runny I won't even bother. Fuck your driveway and fuck your shoes.
No way! I need two DS to catch em all. Besides I've decided to buy the first DS with the gba slot instead of the new one. It's such bullshit that only the first DS was backward compatible.
Masturbating before sex doesn't really screw me over that way however I've been blessed with the ability of multiple orgasms without going limp 80% of the time. You jelly?
I see the Hy-Vee store where I am parked. I see eight other vehicles here. I see my wife curled up in the bed behind the driver's seat when i turn around. I see the dash and all of its components including the xm radio I just finished installing. I see buggy racks and buggies. I see my brand new steel toe boots and hard…
I don't pay anything for rent. I live in a van. I have a bed and a wife and a radio and an air conditioner. I use my Android or laptop for al media purposes as well as a Nintendo DSI XL. It is cheap living and I make good money. In a few years I could have enough to pay cash outright for a get nice house. I don't think i…
It's an early lesson for the kid: don't leave important expensive shit lying around or unprotected. I learned this lesson at a later age unfortunately. Hopefully he will never leave his walking frame in the garden or anywhere easily accessed by theives from now on.
I turned twenty-four not too long ago. No crisis yet but no kids either. You need to do something to put your mind back I.to perspective or you need a weekend vacation. Ask Clifford about that. Maybe if you guys cant hire a babysitter there is a relative who won't mind.
I tho.k the longest has been 2 weeks. Sometimes you just cant get a shower on the road. sometimes sleep is more important. That and sleep doesn't cost $10-$12.
Tping is always fun but dangerous. Cut their garden hoses. Shit on their vehicle or right in front of their door. Bologna on a vehicle is said to destroy the paint if left in the sun. Piss on their mailbox or doorknob. Do the flaming poo.
Lol thats fucking ridiculous. Sad thing is I bet they actually make some money on it. Next step is virtual penis and vagina machines. We won't even need to go outside to get laid.
You saved a girl from being raped/hospitalized if she was really skinny. You're my hero. Jugalo is and obvious failtroll and ITT makes it too apparent.
... Fuck niggers. On a serious note we do need to get into action. Some of the shit we've all been writing including myself is honestly just that, shit. Granted a lot of it is really good stuff, I mean rembrandt. We need to focus on something that will draw attention and inform everyone else. The fact is though that most…
I often think of death and dismemberment of others and of myself. I catch myself smiling when I do. I have never considered human consumption before, especially not in the theory of humans being used as meat. The idea of finding calves and chests and thighs at a buy two get one free discount from a butcher's shop chills…
Don't really care. I ignore spec/DG because I don't want to read any of their bullshit. I dont care what spec/DG says on tdd.... But I will give you this....... You did help him make an ass of himself yet again. I thank-you for mostly keeping it there instead of here.
Actually I just like seeing Kimbo beat the fuck out of people. Whether he is street fighting or in the irc or boxing its always good to watch even if he loses. He is such a big cabman/gorilla looking mother fucker it entertains me. Also he doesnt give a fuck about anything but the money and will blatantly tell the audience…
Good for you mate, just remember to keep it clean. Use a condom and make sure that bitch is on birth control. You're half again as likely to get a disease with a threesome. Don't always just trust people when they say they're clean.
Glad to know you two are able to get something useful from this. Keep fapping and remember moderation with anything pleasurable is the key. I suggest fapping at least 5 times a week. Hopefully you can manage to get laid for your other sexual needs.