When you were born, you were the: 5,497,733,818th person alive on Earth 80,683,819,299th person to have lived since history began It's kind of crazy to think about how many people came before me. Apparently the fastest shrinking country is Moldova. I have never heard of that place.
Before you do some drugs remember it's easy to get high, it's not easy to get un-high when you start freaking out/you get stopped by the police/whatever else might happen. Also, they lottery is a tax for people who are bad at math.
^Those Marshmallow earphones are the way to go. They're bass-y and they block out noise. I always lose the marshmallow parts after a couple months though.
I remember reading somewhere that human meat tastes sweet. I would never try it though, and I doubt I would even be able to keep it down. If I did eat some though it'd have to be from a hot asian chick with really good hygiene. Fuck eating nigger hobo meat or some shit.
One time I ate a spoonful of Black Widow hot sauce on an empty stomach. After a bad stomach ache I threw it back up burning my mouth again plus the inside of my nose. Now I only use mild hot sauces.
I heard about a case like this in the U.K. and the burglars still ended put getting charged with burglary. Oh well, at least there's another sick fuck behind bars. :thumbsup:
Air Force. That meeting was a waste of time. :facepalm: We had to wait outside for half an hour, then everybody squeezed into their small ass office so that they could tell us that 5 of have to starting coming in every Monday. I'm one of the 5 because I was only 1 pound over my minimum weight limit. :facepalm:
I have some meeting at the recruiters office I have to go to in a little while. Then I plan on getting my car washed for the second time this week because fuck living on a dirt road. :thumbsdown:
Sometimes when I get one of those random pains in my balls I'll get scared that one of them got twisted. :o Also, I had a teacher tell us that it happened to a kid in his class before and apparently it hurts so bad that the kid just fell out of his seat and started crying on the floor.