TruthWielder · Regular
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Actually, a hurricane. :p Yeah, its a blessing and a curse living in Miami.
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Tales of the Otori, excellent series I gotta say.
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Nice thread Dirty Sanchez. I'd like to emphasize an often heinously underemphasized concept in martial arts: Sparring. Get your friends together. Have some mma gloves and mouthguards. Get a six pack for afterwards. Go at it. You don't know what it is to punch, kick, knee, or elbow until you punch, kick, knee, or elbow. You…
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Why? Not even a hurricane would want to go to Jersey.
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Luckily my sex life is ridiculously unpredictable. Usually we lay there naked embracing, talking, or we switch to oral until we're ready to go again.
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Think about all the money you've spent on weed, booze, and video games while you're in jail. Ok, seriously though, get your ass off your computer, dress well and go to your bank. Hurry.
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:thumbsup: Its a nice thing you're doing but its not your responsibility. If you want to tell someone something (such as, you have a boyfriend, what are you doing?) because you care then thats being a friend but you are not obliged to babysit someone who is not in danger.
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I'd loan you the money if I wasn't absolutely sure you aren't the least bit dependable. I mean, look at the pickle you're in now. There are plenty of quick loan companies. Go to your bank and request a microloan with heavy interest. Fuck man, 100 bucks is chump change.
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I was chuckling throughout, but the guitar solo killed me! :D
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Damn you Fanglekai, your awesomeness grows with every poast. Steel Reserve is mah drank.
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Pretty good. Got a degree, about to get my bachelors, and am entering the field of education. Look man, the face tattoo is just a tad gratuitous for me but if you're happy about then more power to you. When I asked what spurred you to get it I was actually serious. Did you think you're fucking Zell or something?
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Fuck you. You're the person I want to gruesomely murder every time I step into an unclean public restroom you filthy mongrel. And I say that lovingly, of course.
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Good one :thumbsup:
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Pay off all of my family's debts, including my own, invest at least half in mutual funds, stocks, and a 401k, fix my car up and...thats it really. Get my homeless friend off the street and help some of my friends out with some money. Also save up for trip around the world. "Save" since you get your winnings in…
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The U.S. if only for the variety. I mean, I can eat French, Cuban, Indian, Mediterranean, Thai, Colombian, Argentinean, and Japanese all on one block about a mile from where I live. But culturally/nationally specific? Italian never disappoints.
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Relativism is a dead set of ethics and frankly, a poor excuse for self destructive idiocy. Take responsibility. Enjoy your time here.
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Face...tattoo... :facepalm: What in the blue fuck made you think that was a good idea?
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And infinitely less productive.
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Sorry that's your idea of a good day.
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It's kind of like trying to stop a tsunami or wildfire by complaining to it. Eventually, the complaints are not only inane but irrelevant.
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Lost a long time ago gents. I'm out.
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Get your life together fagcake :angry::angry::angry: If you really knew me...you'd know I don't mean that. I'm actually frustrated wiht you for wasting so much time and energy on bullshit. And I'd give you a hug man. HTS its been enough years where I can say you're almost like a little brother to me. If you need some…
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To be honest, we don't really know the details of their marriage. For example, she could have been the victim of chronic dropkicks to the face.
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Wtf, if it was you as my best friend I would have stared a moment, high fived you and told you to clean my car afterward.
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People with tons of money to spend on fashionable frivolous shit getting more ass?!? Ya don't say...
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Sigh...you're right. I made a very misleading generalization. Though its just damn common sense that most states would take issue with a minor carrying around a sword with intent to use it. Here, knife laws for all 50 states: http://www.knife-expert.com/sta-law.htm
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What, did you get caught then immediately jumped upon and bum raped?:angry::angry::angry:
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Ya know what pisses me off? Your prejudice against someone with a mental deficiency who simply enjoys life however they can. Then, in the very next synaptic impulse, you're mad like a child about losing your tool for toking up and basically sustaining yourself at the level of a useless retarded person. Thats even worse.…
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Parents coming into the house unexpectedly and the both of us yell and fall off the bed in surprise, then proceed to hide on the other side of the bed under the covers. It was lulz.
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Indeed, the quality of our dear site and its posts will be the determining factor in our userbase. As DFG insists, we must continue to make this place better, not make other places worse. That is fascist coercion, and that is everything we go against. Free speech, free thought, free minds-- that's totse.
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I thought I was the only one and thus ignored it. Hmm. Glad to know I'm not crazy. Probably just an optical illusion caused by peripheral vision deficiencies when scrolling.
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Kenjutsu? If you can find a teacher. Not a good chance of that. Don't be silly and tell this guy that the only japanese swordplay he could do is the one that would be nearly impossible to find.
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Do you want this relationship to last? Too bad. It's already fucked. Your girl is damaged goods. She doesn't find it odd or disrespectful to hold long, flirty convos with ex boyfriends, she say shit that is outright stupid for a gal in a relationship to say, and is clearly trying to get you jealous. I would tell her how…
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Can't believe no one's posted this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCZx5-b9tlE
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lol, you moron. What are you, like 15 years old? No, carrying a sword around like that is illegal in most states. If a cop sees you he will confiscate it and possibly arrest you for being such a dumbass. You can carry around a gun at age 21 because it is a practical self defense weapon for a responsible adult. A sword…
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Gtfo with your arbitrary relativism.
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Toothpaste. Covered. Penis.
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I would think I went blind somehow. I'd make sure it just wasn't my vision fucking up and I'd try to remember what I'd taken in the last 24 hours. Obviously I would look around at things and seek cover in case its the apocalypse/nuclear holocaust.
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Go munch your big ol' faggot sandwich somewhere else.
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You're young, its not like your destiny is out of your hands at this point. I'm sorry if I seemed to judge you. I just feel disappointed with society, but I don't know you man, I can't throw negativity at you personally.
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And this here is exactly why YOU feel inadequate and she seems like a genius in comparison. a) Expectation that her gender determines her intelligence or interests b) The status quo of our economy is undergoing a massive paradigm shift. No longer is America necessarily the only boat that needs to be floating. Welfare and…
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Yeah, I see that now I guess. Yet you're not making any suggestions either.
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I'm in! Sweet, I was already going.
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"Adult pygmy hippos stand about 75–83 cm (30–32 inches) high at the shoulder, are 150–177 cm (59–70 inches) in length and weigh 180–275 kilograms (400–600 pounds)."
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You're right blunderful, you're absolutely right. Thing is, you don't approach women and say "I'm a decent man who is flawed though virtuous and presume you and I have similar interests that may suggest the possibility of a deep connection. Want to hang out and see where it goes?" You can't with 99% of chicks because that…
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Actually, you're completely wrong. Its easy to get laid dude. Stupid girls abound. Its not easy to meet a girl thats worth it. If the girl I had seen looked like a moron I wouldn't have bothered.
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:mad: http://www.totse.info/bbs/showthread.php?t=1304 Guys, I can't say that a thanks system is a help to the community. It sounds nice and satisfying, sure, but it detracts from our intentions from people trying to make quality posts in a community atmosphere. Its a rank that determines only how lulzy your posts were, not…
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I'm hoping I reach enlightenment and my brain explodes before that fateful day when I turn in my McDonalds application. Oh wait, I actually have a career! Nevermind. Blunderful do me a favor: get a woman, ANY woman to touch your winky then teach me something. "Hey, whats up" works fine in highschool with girls, not in…
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Random...arbitrary...based on overriding passionate aesthetic appreciation. My kinda woman. :(
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Vote Libertarian indeed. Here, the most just politician on the hill: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FG2PUZoukfA
