Turd_Smasher · Regular
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Those people have ADHD. I've known 4 people with ADHD and they can't sit still or shut up for five minutes. Definately not the type of people to watch a movie with. One of my gfs had it and I took her to see a movie and she kept asking [who, what, where, why] every 20 seconds.
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Change it back. This new looks makes me feel like i'm posting on a gay porn site.
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looks like crap
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reporting for doody, captain
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I wish whales could fly and poop out chocolate oatmeal in mid air.
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Sometimes in the bathtub I do a pee fountain and make it land back in my dick hole. Feels weird.
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She looks kinda skanky, like the type of girl i'd wash my hands from after touching.
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I doubt blowing up the buildings would be good enough. They probably have backup of all of the information.
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The Goth kid with the red hair.
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Are you taking any medications?
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This thread is making me hungry for bbq food.
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Anyone have the pic?
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He was probably fapping while driving.
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Masturbation is great exercise. You'll thank me when your arm is bigger than your leg.
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I put one over my cock, add lube, then put one over my hand, and jack off. Then when i finish, there is no mess to clean up.
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Naked homeless children
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My urge to masturbate is overwhelming.
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*puts on bicycle helmet, knee and elbow pads* *buys subscription to Lifelock to protect identity* *buys volcano insurance* *eats organic food* *dies of faggotry*
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tl/dr Many people misuse the word 'Sheeple'. It's supposed to refer to the naive optomistic mass of retards that like everything, never have an opinion of their own, and always stick to the most popular music and shows on tv because that is what magazines and tv said they should like. These are the type of people to get…
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If the resultant half-breed offspring is female, then you may rub said fetus in my face, vagina side first plz.
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I wish I had a bidet toilet. Then I can wash my dingle berries and have a sip of water at the same time.
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Ooopths. I hav'nt seen it for a while. The chick in the lime green top plays Lilly on Grounded for life, which I also fap to. I like the ep where she flashes her bra. :fap:
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EWWW fucking gross :( I used to fap to the amanda show every day. My fav was the Judge Judy rules on Halloween mishaps, because she wore a lime geen top without a bra. Hawwwwt.
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If I was Freddy, my boner would pop out, then she'd start sucking it.
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You mom and the psychiatrist are obviously boning each other :o
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I need to poop or else my tummy and butthole starts to hurt. :(
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Just blow on the guy's head(dick) really hard when he's cumming and hope that the cum soars over you.
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Studies also show that kids who are molested by me, tend to have a better behavior afterwards and are usually more quiet that other kids. :hai:
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whocares123
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Macchu Pikachu? :confused:
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Depends who called me rude. If it was a hot chick, i'd start flirting and/or threatning to rape her. But if it was a dude or ugly chick, i'd donkey kick them in the crotch and say, "quit following me you piece of shit!"
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I wish my blowup dolls looks that real.
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I call fake. No woman is that witty.:o
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Lots of leg streches, a little jumping, and breathing exercises so that I calm myself down and don't get pissed when my pants snag on the fence.
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People actually go to Totse2?
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You're not posting on zoklet anymore?
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I don't think any man values the opinions of women or looks up to women. However, we do find conversations more pleasant when the woman is attractive.
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This is how I spend time with my mom. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0s_eRH2XHk
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He probably wanted to go up to you when you started eating and ask you "if you're going to finish that". Fat people bring food everywhere. I bet the fucker has a box of crackers or cookies sitting in his car that he eat between trips.
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Bitch got checked. I thought I saw her 15yo boob for a second in the beginning, but it was just one of her rolls:(
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tough shitty said the kitty but milk stiww good!!!
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Truely a great man and a fine soldier. He will be missed.
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That would be cool if it was Joran Van Der Toot and he was totally going to axe you a few questions.
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Will do.
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The thing inside is a semi-transparent blue glass marble. You can probably put the can in a pvc pipe and cap it. Or just wrap a towel around it.
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She's like 22. Not underage:mad:
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Yee haww!
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Faggot fuck. Hopefully he'll get aids, or a brain tumor.
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GB road in India is where all the underage prosties hang out.
