lol I never have but my friend was dubbed "The Poop Bandit" in his junior high He was like 13 and showed up to school way too early. That was the only time he could get a ride, I guess. SO he pooped on the floor and then jerked off onto it lolol. Nobody knew it was him, but everyone was looking for this mysterious Poop…
yea i'm sure that would hold up in a court of law next time you feel compelled to talk about your penis online, why don't you just not? some people, i tell ya
i would totally fuck a girl with freckles except there's this one girl i know who has freckles but also the most insane gap tooth "morpheus syndrome" as they call it here. i just had to lurk her pictures to find the best one to illustrate my point. bitch has an ugly smile.
yeah right, if this place had more consistent contributors than i would have. but Zoklet is a lot busier. anyway, i'll do as Dr. Awkward did and unpack my bags. I call top bunk!
i'm fucking pissed off i had a dream that i was posting on koklet and so i woke up thinking "yes. today's the day!" no such luck. anyway thanks for the warm welcomes i guess, new arrivals on zoklet have it pretty tough. i still have honey garlic wing sauce on my hands from last night, what a pig i am