Amy Winehouse. Then if I could somehow get all the stds and diseases that surely live in her vagina to magically disappear, I'd fuck the shit out of her.
It is kind of faggoty. It's like that guy who drives around town in the huge truck with the big tires on it. You look at him and think, "Just how small does a man's penis have to be to drive a truck that big..." It's a lot like that.
I live in the sticks. The closest thing we have to a ghetto here is a trailer park, and even that's sort of far away. There's a cow pasture by my house with an old barn in it. Sometimes foxes and coyotes come around the barn at night. That's kind of backwoods ghetto, right?
ocelot, you're boring. I know you think you're being all cute and edgy and dickheaded. But those qualities don't necessarily come together to make the perfect troll. They being more creative in your putdowns. Keep in mind, this is Totse. Not 4chan or some shit. We may not be geniuses, but we're pretty smart for the…
Totse doesn't seem like part of the prom crowd. Totse is more like the van full of stoners in the parking lot of some concert. Or maybe the child molesting janitor at the middle school.
I used to work with this whore of a woman who had a sugar daddy. She was about 26 and he was in his mid 60s. Sometimes he'd come in to where we worked and she'd get all snuggly with him right in front of us. It was really gross. She had a brand new convertible and a brand new Jeep when I worked with her. Last I heard she's…
College degrees don't mean nearly as much as they used to mean. Do whatever makes the most people happy but don't just go to school because you think it's going to automatically help you get a better job. It might and it might not.
Even your tldr is tldr. EDIT: I actually read the tldr after I posted that. From what I gathered, it sounds like you two just don't need to be together. Stop trying to force it to work. Good luck getting your advice from Totse.
I also found a $20 bill one morning when I was walking to work. It was on the of a busy intersection, half covered by some dry leaves. A few weeks later, in roughly the same spot, there was a used condom. Kinda weirded me out.
Wow, I didn't know they were going for that much these days, JosephStalin. Do you mind telling the general area you live in? I'm not trying to stalk you or anything.
I don't know if you're trolling or not but... There's definitely going to be something in the way of a false flag in the near future. You can bank on it. The Willis Tower seems like an obvious choice. WTC was really a big hunk of junk by 9/11. There was lots of money being pumped into it, a lot more needed to be pumped…