Hellish vs. Jeff Hunter vs. Zok

metameta Regular
edited July 2010 in Spurious Generalities
If all three of these men were in the ring who would win?

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  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited July 2010
    A poll would be nice. [lol I just thought about HTS sorry :(]

    Too many variables. Can't compute.
  • edited July 2010
    Jeff hands downs.
  • metameta Regular
    edited July 2010
    Dfg wrote: »
    A poll would be nice. [lol I just thought about HTS sorry :(]

    Too many variables. Can't compute.

    Ah yes, how could I have forgotten. Thanks Dfg.
  • MorningsideMorningside Regular
    edited July 2010
    Jeff Hunter wouldn't be in the ring, he would strike from the shadows.
  • Icee WeinerIcee Weiner Regular
    edited July 2010
    Jeff Hunter for sure
  • LSA KingLSA King Regular
    edited July 2010
    Oh that's a tough one. But Jeff Hunter is Yoda and Hellish is like Luke Skywalker. Zok is that black Jedi that nobody cared about and quite possibly was Samuel L. Jackson. Piss poor analogy but Jeff is on another level.

    Jeff Hunter - The God Emperor


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    Hellish - Lord of Darkness


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    Zok - Negro...?

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  • VizierVizier Regular
    edited July 2010
    ^ Fucking lol.

    Dunno man. Jeff Hunter was a fat fuck, I don't know how Hellish looks like and Zok, well we all know how Zok looks like.
  • DysgraphiaDysgraphia Locked
    edited July 2010
    Zok would fuck both of them up and make them his bitches.
  • AnonymousAnonymous Regular
    edited July 2010
    Jeff Hunter's a bitch, Zok's a nigger and Hellish is well likely a Jew.

    So I think Hellish would steal Jeff's money, Zok would steal Hellish's bike and then do a driveby and then afterwards Jeff would be in Zok's apartment and shoot him with a silenced pistol.
  • edited July 2010
    Anonymous wrote: »
    Jeff Hunter's a bitch, Zok's a nigger and Hellish is well likely a Jew.

    So I think Hellish would steal Jeff's money, Zok would steal Hellish's bike and then do a driveby and then afterwards Jeff would be in Zok's apartment and shoot him with a silenced pistol.

    Myth-Confirmed.
  • LuxJigabooLuxJigaboo Regular
    edited July 2010
    I chose Jeff Hunter, but Hellish is just mysterious enough that I am willing to put my blind faith in him.
  • metameta Regular
    edited July 2010
    IRL Jeff would get the shit beat out of him. But e-penis wise, Jeff rapes.
  • GreenbullGreenbull Regular
    edited July 2010
    Zok? For shame
  • HTS-NoobHTS-Noob Regular
    edited July 2010
    I voted Hellish because he is probably one of the Prime Evils. Mephisto I bet.

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    My Brothers! At long last we stand reunited. The Infernal gate has been prepared, and the time of our final victory is at hand. Let the way to totse be opened. And the evil that was once vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of regulars shall we walk amongst the innocent, and trolling shall consume they that dwell upon Zoklet. The skies shall rain fire, the seas will become as blood, the righteous shall fall before the wicked, and all of zoklet shall tremble before the burning standards of &T! :mad:

    PS: That is pot smoke surrounding him.
  • HelladamnleetHelladamnleet Banned
    edited July 2010
    Jeff wouldn't even last 30 seconds. You all realize he has to be pushing 40 by now, right?
  • zingalongzingalong Regular
    edited July 2010
    40 years old is NOTHING. When I'm 40 I plan to be climbing mountains and fucking bitches.
  • MantikoreMantikore Regular
    edited July 2010
    LSA King wrote: »
    Zok is that black Jedi that nobody cared about and quite possibly was Samuel L. Jackson. Piss poor analogy but Jeff is on another level.

    you dont like Mace Windu?

  • Icee WeinerIcee Weiner Regular
    edited July 2010
    zingalong wrote: »
    40 years old is NOTHING. When I'm 40 I plan to be climbing mountains and fucking bitches.

    Psh you know that's not gonna happen fag
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