The Official Retarded Food Thread

MayberryMayberry Regular
edited June 2011 in Life
Here we post all the retarded food that we find.

This is a pretzel that I just found in a bag of Munchies.
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Comments

  • KatzenklavierKatzenklavier Regular
    edited March 2011
    Lolwut? That's one fucked up pretzel.
  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited March 2011
    LOl good thread

    I hope other people post pics :(
  • DirtySanchezDirtySanchez Regular
    edited March 2011
    OP that twist looks like an & breakthe & part off and go get pretzel sticks and make an &T pretzel:o
  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited March 2011
    I ate it for good luck :o

    It looked like an '8,' which is the luckiest number in Chinese culture.
  • IndulgenceIndulgence Regular
    edited March 2011
    I once had a fortune cookie that was completely fucking rubbery, no joke. I have no idea how it happened but this thing was soft and pliable as hell. It didn't have a fortune inside either.

    I didn't take a picture but I feel it's for the best. Something went very wrong on the day that the rubber, fortune-less fortune cookie was produced.
  • edited March 2011
    So has anyone seen Jesus in a grilled cheese sandwich lately?
  • edited April 2011
    So has anyone seen Jesus in a grilled cheese sandwich lately?

    I thought I did but it turned out to just be an image of a member of ZZ Top:facepalm:
  • PsychotogenPsychotogen Regular
    edited June 2011
    ranchdressing1.jpg

    This is not a dunk all condiment assfucks. Stop using it like one. Dunking conch fritters and ahi tuna salad in mayonnaise with onion and garlic is not cool. Get half a palate you hillbilly pieces of shit. I hate you.



    Signed,

    Disgruntled Sioux Chef
  • PsychotogenPsychotogen Regular
    edited June 2011
    americancheese.jpg


    THIS IS NOT CHEESE. DON'T TREAT IT SO. READ THE FUCKING INGREDIENTS.


    IT IS PROCESSED "CHEESE FOOD"
  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited June 2011
    ranchdressing1.jpg

    This is not a dunk all condiment assfucks. Stop using it like one. Dunking conch fritters and ahi tuna salad in mayonnaise with onion and garlic is not cool. Get half a palate you hillbilly pieces of shit. I hate you.



    Signed,

    Disgruntled Sioux Chef


    lol thats twice you Indian fuck
  • edited June 2011
    Ga ha ha, I have served enough ranch dressing to fill a swimming pool. But honestly man, don't get uptight about how people treat your food after it leaves the pass bar. I have seen enough good steaks drowned in A-1 or HP sauce to know where you're coming from, but get over it, you're there to cook, not to judge.

    C/O
    "he put ketchup on it?, who the fuck puts ketchup on monkfish?"
  • PsychotogenPsychotogen Regular
    edited June 2011
    yea i know. It's not really even how they're treating the food. I just think it's a terrible condiment. Maybe im just being a snob. Whatever.:D
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