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thecorporatemachinethecorporatemachine Semo-Regulars
edited April 2011 in Life
Didnt really know where else to put this so here goes.

I recently came out of a 2 year relationship. All because my gf was far more interested in being with this other lad than she was with me =/ So i left.
A month and a bit later and she is now living with this lad so guess i made the right decision.

Anyway, 6 weeks on and im still struggling to move one. Anybody got any tips?
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  • blindbatblindbat Regular
    edited April 2011
    murder/suicide + huff raid :thumbsup:
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  • thecorporatemachinethecorporatemachine Semo-Regulars
    edited April 2011
    blindbat wrote: »
    murder/suicide + huff raid :thumbsup:

    ha, no murder and no huffing raid. I prefer a nice spliff thanks.
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  • BoxBox Regular
    edited April 2011
    You're a fucking pussy.

    She never loved you to begin with. She was just warming up her cooch for the other guy. He's better good looking and has way more money than you. Not to mention he's not a flimsy stick like you.

    You're disgusting.
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  • ducklipsducklips Regular
    edited April 2011
    sex with as many women as possible, with condoms. Don't want to get teh AIDs
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  • IAmMrPositiveIAmMrPositive Acolyte
    edited April 2011
    funny-ass-photos-35.jpg
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  • ducklipsducklips Regular
    edited April 2011
    ^^^ and thats a bad thing?

    why?
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  • IAmMrPositiveIAmMrPositive Acolyte
    edited April 2011
    ducklips wrote: »
    ^^^ and thats a bad thing?

    why?

    The picture is implying that it's a good thing. :facepalm:
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  • BoxBox Regular
    edited April 2011
    What do you expect? It's a fucking female :facepalm:
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  • ducklipsducklips Regular
    edited April 2011
    :facepalm: i see, whoops!
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  • IAmMrPositiveIAmMrPositive Acolyte
    edited April 2011
    lol facepalm party ^^

    181148_triple_facepalm_super_RE_The_most_awesome_thing_u_will_ever_see-s600x480-89034.jpg
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  • BoxBox Regular
    edited April 2011
    tactical_facepalm.jpg
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  • ThusBakedZarathustraThusBakedZarathustra Regular
    edited April 2011
    Make sure you do lots of coke. Slags love that shit.
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  • StephenPBarrettStephenPBarrett Adviser
    edited April 2011
    Get off your ass and get out there. You are free now! Rather than be sad about the fact that you are no longer with this girl who obviously doesn't love you you should be thrilled that you know the truth and are now untethered. Like the wolf pic implies you are in a sea of cock hungry bitches. Get out there and find one to feed. Go fuck some drunk girls (use a condom) and you'll feel better.
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  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited April 2011
    thecorporatemachine wrote: »
    Didnt really know where else to put this so here goes.

    I recently came out of a 2 year relationship. All because my gf was far more interested in being with this other lad than she was with me =/ So i left.
    A month and a bit later and she is now living with this lad so guess i made the right decision.

    Anyway, 6 weeks on and im still struggling to move one. Anybody got any tips?

    Sounds like someone needs a rape.

    honestly shes totally flaunting her little ass around your

    friend while you sit back cry and jerk yourself to sleep.

    Break into their house late at night. and beat the shit out of him

    and tie her up. Rape him while she watches. Then reverse roles. In the

    End carve your Initials on her forehead.

    You're welcome :p
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  • blindbatblindbat Regular
    edited April 2011
    BigHarryDick wrote: »
    Sounds like someone needs a rape.

    honestly shes totally flaunting her little ass around your

    friend while you sit back cry and jerk yourself to sleep.

    Break into their house late at night. and beat the shit out of him

    and tie her up. Rape him while she watches. Then reverse roles. In the

    End carve &T on her forehead.

    You're welcome :p

    fixed nigger lover
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  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited April 2011
    blindbat wrote: »
    fixed nigger lover

    Thanks Nigger. either way it will be lolz
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  • MooseKnuckleMooseKnuckle Regular
    edited April 2011
    get drunk, put ur dick in plenty of bitches. without a rubber. feels good man. plus tell them you "just broke up" that works pretty well.
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  • ducklipsducklips Regular
    edited April 2011
    MooseKnuckle wrote: »
    get drunk, put ur dick in plenty of bitches. without a rubber. feels good man. plus tell them you "just broke up" that works pretty well.

    Are you in that habit of this Mr. Knuckle? if so I hope Ms. Lov3ly's been tested since she was last with you. She's nice and you probably gave her teh AIDS
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  • MooseKnuckleMooseKnuckle Regular
    edited April 2011
    ducklips wrote: »
    Are you in that habit of this Mr. Knuckle? if so I hope Ms. Lov3ly's been tested since she was last with you. She's nice and you probably gave her teh AIDS

    of course not :o
    i wrap up for the skeezers. i haz no aids
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  • jewnosejewnose Regular
    edited April 2011
    OP, you sound young. In a few years, you'll learn she was just another face in an endless stream of the same old bitch over and over again. They're all pink on the inside.
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  • BoxBox Regular
    edited April 2011
    jewnose wrote: »
    OP, you sound young. In a few years, you'll learn she was just another face in an endless stream of the same old bitch over and over again. They're all pink on the inside.

    even teh grannies?
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  • MordFustangMordFustang Regular
    edited April 2011
    The only problem I can see is that you haven't posted any pictures of her tits on here :o:angry:
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  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited April 2011
    granny_s_droopy_tits.jpg

    :o
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  • MordFustangMordFustang Regular
    edited April 2011
    bigharrydick wrote: »
    granny_s_droopy_tits.jpg

    :o

    winnar!!
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  • DaktologistDaktologist Global Moderator
    edited April 2011
    MordFustang wrote: »
    The only problem I can see is that you haven't posted any pictures of her tits on here :o:angry:

    This, Tits or GTFO
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  • MooseKnuckleMooseKnuckle Regular
    edited April 2011
    also, post her vag. if there is one.
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