Best way to deal with TSA? — Totseans

Best way to deal with TSA?

proudclod9proudclod9 Regular
edited April 2011 in Spurious Generalities
This is only a hypothetical, and would be just in protest:

1. Take a couple of laxatives before-hand, or hold in a load--whichever floats your boat.

2. Wait until you get in line, and right after the person ahead of you gets let go, and you are beckoned, shed all of your clothing, and start shitting everywhere...that way, they REALLY know you don't have anything.

3. Molotov everything.

:o

Thoughts/additionals?

Comments

  • proudclod9proudclod9 Regular
    edited April 2011
    ...BECAUSE, you're made to either: get felt up by a total stranger; or take the risk that the radiation from body scanners pose.

    :eek:

    Why not go naked and shit your bowels out? That way security knows that there's NO way you could be sneaking anything in.
  • proudclod9proudclod9 Regular
    edited April 2011
    OH, I've got another one: if you could manage to get ipecac in there, that would be a nice little addition.

    Maybe just force it with your finger.

    :)
  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited April 2011
    you want to do all this, so you wont fly?

    As dumb as TSA is. they are doing a job everyone cried about

    after 9/11. when it became in forced now everyones crying because

    we have too much security.

    What the fuck do the people want?
  • proudclod9proudclod9 Regular
    edited April 2011
    Taking viagra would prove the same point, but that's only a very tame protest.

    I get what you're saying, but my point is: 99.9998% of people have nothing to do with terrorism.

    Also, you're far more likely to be killed by a cop in this America than by a terrorist.

    I'm a little scatter-brained right now, but I think the thing I'm trying to get you to think about is: at what cost is all this so-called security coming by?
  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited April 2011
    Its costing quit a bit actually.

    But lets say the security went away and everything went Back to normal.

    Ok, then another terror strikes on a plane and without security being there. People run back to

    government in outrage crying for more security.

    You see where im going with this?

    Its a pattern my friend. Something we have to live with
  • GotTwoThumbsGotTwoThumbs Regular
    edited April 2011
    Its costing quit a bit actually.

    But lets say the security went away and everything went Back to normal.

    Ok, then another terror strikes on a plane and without security being there. People run back to

    government in outrage crying for more security.

    You see where im going with this?

    Its a pattern my friend. Something we have to live with

    Stupid as it seems i must agree. yea 99.9999% of us may not have anything to do with terrorist attacks. but if you look at the news there IS still a threat and if we didn't have the security we have now alot more terrorist plots would be fulfilled and America would be much fucked more then we are now with having to be "felt up". if theres a million people who go through the airport with no ill intent and one guy gets on the plane with a box cutter and flies the plane into St Judes that would suck ass. and it has happened before. or hell they could just go to totse.info find out how to make a bomb and blow the fucking plane out of the sky that sounds better. ya security sucks ass, especially when it is kids being strip searched and what not. but guess what it is the terrorists strapping dynomite to their kids chest so their kids can serve Allah. and if that is ignored we might as well just hand over the country
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