Most embarassing moment from your life?
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This should be a fun thread. I of course have a lot, but here are some that stand out.
- Having to stand up on the school bus, going to a field trip. Some bully sitting next to me pulled my shorts down in front of everyone, when I was going commando.
Had to just stand there for the rest of the 40 hour bus trip, with people laughing and smirking at me. Well, not stand there, I squatted down out of view after that. But still. :facepalm:
- My brother walked in on my masturbating one time. For some reason, my reflexes screwed up, so instead of me putting my dick back into my pants, I clicked onto another tab. So it looked like I was masturbating to a photo of Bill O' Reilly. :facepalm:
- Having to stand up on the school bus, going to a field trip. Some bully sitting next to me pulled my shorts down in front of everyone, when I was going commando.
Had to just stand there for the rest of the 40 hour bus trip, with people laughing and smirking at me. Well, not stand there, I squatted down out of view after that. But still. :facepalm:- My brother walked in on my masturbating one time. For some reason, my reflexes screwed up, so instead of me putting my dick back into my pants, I clicked onto another tab. So it looked like I was masturbating to a photo of Bill O' Reilly. :facepalm:
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Edit: Speaking of finding porn, back in the day when limewire actually had some quality stuff, I just searched 'Porn' and downloaded everything without checking what they were. Then my friends came over and found doggie porn :facepalm:
The worst was my best friend finding tranny porn on my computer. nosy bastard....
edit: it wasn't even good tranny porn...:(
HAHA I just laughed my fucking ass off.:)
I would have to say my most embarrassing moment was in 10th grade. We were taking a test and I had to piss, but the teacher said I couldn't leave until I finished my test.
My piss could not wait that long. I couldn't hold it. Piss was running down my jeans and dripping onto the floor. Needless to say 10th grade was an awkward year for me.
You should've pissed on his feet.
However, in 10th grade I gave a speech on Timothy Leary in front of my class. I had really bad anxiety at the time, and knew public speaking was going to set it off. I popped an adderall thinking it would help somehow but it only made things worse. I was a stuttering, shaking, twitching, sweaty mess. It got to the point that my whole head was shaking and my mouth muscles were twitching. Looking out I could see the look on peoples faces like holy shit wtf is wrong with this kid.
I had my first panic attack on adderall, it isn't a drug to be underestimated.
Fuck.
Apparently, I still had like 15 or 16 porn images floating around in a PSP BACKUP folder from when I was like 15 and kept porn in a hidden folder on a 32 MB PSP memory stick for easy fappage(didn't have my computer yet. :mad:)
I archive data for a really long time, and THAT little hidden folder apparently got backed up in a backup of a whole lot of other stuff from my old computer.
I'm really glad I put my huge 15 GB porn stash I have now in an encrypted file container with TrueCrypt. They would've found it otherwise and that would've been really bad.
Moral of the story, don't let anyone go through your personal files on your computer. They might find something you didn't even know was there! :facepalm:
shit that was hard to type out high as fuck
I live in America so I fail for having health insurance... what a stupid thing that shit is. I should probably get stitches but I can't and now I'm bitching about it on totse.
There is the most embarassing moment of my life.
Nigga please, just get some super glue.
This, Get some super glue that shit,
The hospital in particular. LOL
Stick post-it notes up your cornhole!
I lol'd when I saw you were the latest reply to this thread.
I'm not sure what this will accomplish.
Highschool was lulz.
It will produce lulz, isn't that enough?
Deja vu. Have you posted the broken arm and muddy clothes story before?
Also lol @ the farting while sleeping. I've slept so much in class before. I'm afraid that's happened to me. I get paranoid when I wake up in class.
No I think this is the first time I posted it.
And I always slept in class. Sometimes, id be dreaming about something, then Id wake up and twitch or jump out of my seat. That was always embarrassing.
zomg i had the same dreem!!!!1111!!
1 time in pe it was baseball day and i always sit around wen its baseball becus i suck so i let the jocks have fun and try 2 stay out of the game but 1 time it went rite 2 me and i was so far in the outfeeld cus usaly the balls dont go that far out and i was the 1 closist along with my other frind who sucks at sports 2 so i picked it up and tryed with all my mite 2 throw it back 2 the ppl in front b4 the kid got a homerun and it didnt even com close then literaly the hole class laffed at me it was really embarasing i wanted 2 die
Never knowingly been caught
So I hear if things get too bad, one could pour diesel fuel on a wound to cauterize it.
haha. I have these blind things and after like a year I realised you can see through with the light on :facepalm: Like 10 meters direct opposite is neighbours :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:
There is no wound that burning diesel won't fix, except of-course diesel burns.
Talk about by the hair of the dog that bit you ...
Lol I know how you feel. I once said I a news reader was hot and now I can't watch the news without a comment
If I don't announce where I'm going I'm always off with all my "little girlfriends", who are all "little sluts". I can't have a cell phone without getting asked who I'm texting every 10 minutes either.
Lol I know how you feel. Sometimes my wife walks in on me fucking one of my 12 year old girlfriends. GOD its so annoying!:o
Have you tried hitting her?
No, I find it more effective to just go along with it. It shuts her up pretty quick.
Forgot i left my truck at my friends house. That night
i went back to my other homie house for some jale and stayed there.
around 4 30 am i wanted my truck and forgot where i left it. walked around entire complex twice.
couldnt find my truck. Called the cops :facepalm: Luckily the cop was cool
and let me go. after my friend told him everything
Bump!