Who's ever had a prostitute? — Totseans

Who's ever had a prostitute?

NegrophobeNegrophobe Regular
edited October 2011 in Life
Now when I say all women are whores, that's true, but that doesn't go without saying that some whores have better gigs than others and are more honest about sex as a means of facilitating socio-economic exchange. I'm talking about the ones who are on the game. They're the only women worth spending money on, you get straight to the point and you're paying her to leave. That's it; nothing else is expected, desired or offered. Her personal opinions, no matter how vapid, are simply irrelevant, so it doesn't matter how stupid or shallow she really is. Girlfriends or even your average bar slut ultimately cost much more than prostitutes in terms of time, money, and headaches and don't deliver as much satisfaction. Why go through the trouble to fulfill your needs? Just find yourself a quality ho, plunk down a few sterling, get your load off, and get on with your life. It's a better way to live and you'll be happier that way.

So my question is, who else has just cut the foreplay and frigid games and holla'd at a girl on the corner, gone to the massage parlour or got an escort? I'm unashamed to say that I have and do so regularly, it's a much lighter strain on your finances than you get with any other whore. I'm not really a fan of the street walkers, in my experience they're pushy to get you to go back to their place, which is often shared with dickhead, crackhead or both type housemates. Personally I never took the option to go back, since I was really just paying the bitch to leave.

From my experiences and around my area here it's around £20 for straight sex in the car, but £15 is accepted sometimes. Prices are negotiable, and it's usually an extra £15 if you want to do anything extra. The general rules are no kissing, condom use. If you don't want these then you'll have to pay extra, and it's usually £20-25 this time, but once again it's negotiable. You have to pay extra (£15) for a full strip as well.

DO NOT GIVE THEM THE MONEY UNTIL AFTERWARDS ONCE IT'S MADE PERFECTLY CLEAR WHAT SERVICE YOU WANT.

They offer a service for around £30 (negotiable) to go back to their place. Be very wary with this choice. Personally I never took a liking to it.

In other cities in my experiences they're all working around the evenings but it gets quieter after midnight.

Best places to go for the cleaner and more professional girls are in the massage parlours as they're tested more regularly, there's less chances of you getting ripped off, mugged or killed as well.

It's more expensive usually at £25 for straight sex in these parlours but still £15 more for the extra services. You have to pay for the full body massage first obviously. It's worth the extra money to keep safer, it's generally more enjoyable too. These women literally put their hands to the talent they're good at.

Street girls saying you can ONLY get a blowjob for £20 are trying to rip you off. The call whores are more expensive than the massage parlours and the ones from the strip clubs. They DEFINITELY charge by the hour also.

Your best bet is definitely the parlours.

You can have an enjoyable experience with a street walker as I've had many with them, however it's riskier than just diseases and robbery, there's undercovers working the known areas now more than ever. You have to be careful. Only go for street walkers if you've got blue balls that are giving you frostbite and if you're strapped for cash.

The cleanest ones you can get are escorts, cleaner than the parlour girls even. There are escorts all on the web, in phoneboxes (yeah, they still have those) and in your telephone book. Look up more on the number, such as the owner; if he's Eastern European or Israeli then you can guarantee it's a professionally ran business and they're tested regularly at the clinics.

Take her wherever you want, she's yours, you're paying her to do whatever you want. I always took em back to my place or to a bar or restuarant first before fucking or just went crusing in my car first. Just have fun with her like you would any other girl on a day out. If you want your moneys worth with an escort (and they are expensive depending on the services you want) then expect to have some extra cash on you as well.

Street hookers can be had in the car or you can pay an extra to go back to her place, it's usually a little bit more expensive than the usual extras fee (usually double). Just fuck her, get pizza, watch TV, cuddle up; do whatever you want, get your moneys worth. I went back to a few street workers a few times, some times were pleasant some weren't because of other people who came in later that she was living with were dickheads. You can get a room booked in advance at a local hotel or motel if you want.

While I'm on the subjects of prostitutes I may as well give my experiences and tips about Venezuela when I've been over there. I should point out they were whites, from Spain. The best looking girls were on the margarita island, but Lips, Calle is ideal for sex tourists. American Bar and revolution strip club were the best place to find them. You can't fuck these places but you can always arrange a date after spending sometime there, as with most strip clubs. Of course it's Venezuela so be very very fucking careful.

If you're not looking for a white girl and are hard as nails then go for a street crawler. Never go down to the beach with them, guaranteed it's a set up and you'll end up with your head severed.

Comments

  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited June 2011
    yeah like every other weekend.

    Hookers on the corner no. no!

    Escorts and strippers who offer sex in clubs, yeS! :thumbsup:

    Usually prices go for
    Strippers
    head $60

    fuck $100

    Escorts are different and base it off time.

    like my girl here
  • edited June 2011
    I wouldn't fuck a flea-infested skank in the first place, let alone pay for it.
  • WANWAN Regular
    edited June 2011
    I wouldn't fuck a flea-infested skank in the first place, let alone pay for it.

    so what kind of girl would you fuck, slave

    nvermind, I just remembered this other thread. It's latinas, right?
  • LysdexicLysdexic Regular
    edited June 2011
    What part of the uk are you in, cause those prices are fucking cheep.
    Looking it the local paper, the cheepest is 80 an hour

    Might have to become a manwhore at those wadges.
  • edited June 2011
    Lysdexic wrote: »
    What part of the uk are you in, cause those prices are fucking cheep.
    Looking it the local paper, the cheepest is 80 an hour

    Might have to become a manwhore at those wadges.

    Probably a particularly grotty part of the north or midlands.
  • edited June 2011
    I have nothing against a good $20-$30 dollar blowjob, when I was single and had the money, I would usually get one a month, something about getting sucked off in some bushes or an alleyway is a little exciting. I have nailed a couple of good escorts too, about the $500 range, I had the money to burn, so why not get some hot ass tail that I could never get otherwise? The hottest woman I have ever fucked was this sweet little blonde escort I phoned from a newspaper ad, we had dinner after, she paid.(with some of the $400 I had just given her, but she still paid) When I was working construction I tried a couple of massage parlors, much more for the massage than the wank, some of those oriental chicks are really good at the massage bit, and the couple of times I paid for the 'happy ending' I was so relaxed I almost fell asleep.

    C/O
    "you want happy ending?, go read fairy tale, I just jerk you off"
  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited June 2011
    There are escorts all on the web, in phoneboxes (yeah, they still have those)

    As can be seen here...
    Thread.

    Informative read though. Always wondered about British Prostitution.
  • edited June 2011
    RemadE wrote: »
    As can be seen here...
    Thread.

    Informative read though. Always wondered about British Prostitution.

    Ga ha ha, brilliant. Mine are going to read;
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  • NegrophobeNegrophobe Regular
    edited June 2011
    Probably a particularly grotty part of the north or midlands.

    I want to say you're only half right, but you're actually not wrong, my part of the Midlands is becoming more and more grotty as they lose sight of more "asylum seekers" and due to pakis fucking their cousins in record numbers.

    @RemadE, yeah, those recession specials sure are good.
  • DarkInsanityDarkInsanity Semo-Regulars
    edited June 2011
    I have never got a prostitute (Been with a few chicks who were slutty) but I wouldnt do it around here anyways. Where I am from theres this dude here called "The Video Vigilante" he pretty much trolls the hooker side of town and runs up on people with a video camara when they pick up a hooker.

    [ame=" <--Heres one of his videos!
  • bornkillerbornkiller Administrator In your girlfriends snatch
    edited June 2011
    I went out with someone who was and went out with someone who is now. If that counts. :confused:
  • AmieAmie Regular
    edited June 2011
    Where I am from theres this dude here called "The Video Vigilante" he pretty much trolls the hooker side of town and runs up on people with a video camara when they pick up a hooker.

    What an idiot. One day he's gonna get a good askicking for sticking his nose in other people's business and he deserves it too. As long as it's exclusively consenting adults, let 'em do what they want. Although he does have a point in that they should seek more secluded locations to conduct their business transaction.
  • tycioltyciol Acolyte
    edited October 2011
    Am I weird if I'd rather get a massage in a lot of cases?
  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited October 2011
    I have asked you in a PM and in an open thread to please stop necro bumping threads. While we value your presence in out community we would value it more if you were to contribute to current discussions.

    People have put recent effort into these revent discussions and you necro bumping a dozen or more old threads drops those new threads from the hot topics bar and takes attention away from recent efforts on the part of other members.

    Should you ignore this requests your necro posts will be unapproved to maximize the efforts put forth by those who have created new threads.
  • MasturbatronMasturbatron Regular
    edited October 2011
    I have asked you in a PM and in an open thread to please stop necro bumping threads. While we value your presence in out community we would value it more if you were to contribute to current discussions.

    People have put recent effort into these revent discussions and you necro bumping a dozen or more old threads drops those new threads from the hot topics bar and takes attention away from recent efforts on the part of other members.

    Should you ignore this requests your necro posts will be unapproved to maximize the efforts put forth by those who have created new threads.

    Why does it matter if a thread is a year old or a day old? It's still content. I never even knew about this thread until now and I found it to be a pretty interesting read. If members are posting in current threads they can check their User CP.
  • tycioltyciol Acolyte
    edited October 2011
    4 months, well I'm getting closer to understanding the guideline I guess. Is 3 months old too? I did contribute to new discussions at first, bumped them, then went down the list out of boredom. In the future I'll start at the bottom I guess, that way by the time I get to the top, the current discs can be back to the top.

    I guess I wonder like... the efforts made by people in the past seem valid to recognize too. They were once new threads also. Should a necrobumper be the only person to take interest in a rez'd thread it'd just die off again, right?
  • jehsiboijehsiboi Kanga Rump Ranga
    edited October 2011
    tyciol wrote: »
    4 months, well I'm getting closer to understanding the guideline I guess. Is 3 months old too? I did contribute to new discussions at first, bumped them, then went down the list out of boredom. In the future I'll start at the bottom I guess, that way by the time I get to the top, the current discs can be back to the top.

    I guess I wonder like... the efforts made by people in the past seem valid to recognize too. They were once new threads also. Should a necrobumper be the only person to take interest in a rez'd thread it'd just die off again, right?

    this

    although i am dubious that this is someones troll account
  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited October 2011
    Of course it is an alt.
  • MasturbatronMasturbatron Regular
    edited October 2011
    Of course it is an alt.
    Who gives a fuck? You guys take this forum shit way too seriously.
  • ShadyTrollShadyTroll Regular
    edited October 2011
    Why does it matter if a thread is a year old or a day old? It's still content. I never even knew about this thread until now and I found it to be a pretty interesting read. If members are posting in current threads they can check their User CP.

    I agree. It's nice to see people posting. I hadn't previously read this thread & also find it an interesting read.
  • LawlietLawliet New Arrival
    edited October 2011
    98% of American/European girls are slutty.
  • tycioltyciol Acolyte
    edited October 2011
    Lawliet wrote: »
    98% of American/European girls are slutty.
    Does this include South America and Turkey?
  • J15J15 Semo-Regulars
    edited October 2011
    I dated a girl for a while, started getting the suspicion she was cheating on me. She went to jail for a failure to appear and I got a hold of her phone and found out she was whore. Googled the number and saw her escort ad on backpage.com
  • Rumple ForeskinRumple Foreskin Regular
    edited October 2011
    ^ damn that's crazy. I haven't ever paid for a prostitute and probably won't either. I do like me some trashy slutty girls
  • juggjugg Regular
    edited October 2011
    You need to go to Panama or costa rica.
  • LawlietLawliet New Arrival
    edited October 2011
    tyciol wrote: »
    Does this include South America and Turkey?
    South America, ya, Turkey, some of it....................
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