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The Ultimate Lemonade Stand

GallowsGallows Regular
edited March 2011 in Life
I have an excess of lemons(thanks to my lemon tree), and I was thinking of making a lemonade stand. Originally, this was going to be for the lulz, but now I think I can actually make some money from it. Any tips on maximizing profits? What should the serving size be? How much do you think I should charge? Should I offer other beverages? What do you think Totse?
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  • GallowsGallows Regular
    edited July 2010
    :mad:ijuana wrote: »
    are you an 11 year old girl because that would make this so much easier
    I'm not. But I don't think it would help much. I saw a junior high softball team trying to sling lemonade the other day, and I am going to guess that they didn't make more than a sale or two an hour. Guys just aren't into older women anymore.
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  • mashlehashmashlehash Regular
    edited July 2010
    They should have posted a Craigslist first saying that the junior high softball team was selling lemonade at so and so address.

    Pedo's would have been on that shit.
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  • mashlehashmashlehash Regular
    edited July 2010
    :mad:ijuana wrote: »
    well im no business man but if you want to make some real money then you could make a sign saying "lemonade for cancer"

    This. Or say it's for church donations if you can pull off that churchy look.
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  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited July 2010
    Here's what you do:

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  • mashlehashmashlehash Regular
    edited July 2010
    Mayberry wrote: »
    Here's what you do:


    I saw that ninja edit.
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  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited July 2010
    mashlehash wrote: »
    I saw that ninja edit.

    :facepalm: I /youtubefail
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  • brandonbrandon Regular
    edited July 2010
    go 2 the getto and sell kool ade 2 blax and then b like "sorry we dont ecsept crack bananas or smoked blunt raps as paymint it hasta b reel money" :o:o:o:o:o:o:o
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  • Professor ElmProfessor Elm Regular
    edited July 2010
    Dress up as a Catholic Priest and people will flock in their thousands!
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  • SilosighbinSilosighbin Regular
    edited July 2010
    Set up outside a busy school at the end of the school day. You're bound to sell some to the kiddies.
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  • MegaKushMegaKush Regular
    edited July 2010
    brandon wrote: »
    go 2 the getto and sell kool ade 2 blax and then b like "sorry we dont ecsept crack bananas or smoked blunt raps as paymint it hasta b reel money" :o:o:o:o:o:o:o

    LOL

    but really spike it with a little bit of meth
    they will come back, and back, and back, and then you start charging 5 bucks a cup.
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  • NotDeadYetNotDeadYet New Arrival
    edited July 2010
    lol pull a manshow 10year old smart ass outside of a basball stadium.
    Funny shit indeed lol.
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  • ijustfartedijustfarted New Arrival
    edited March 2011
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