Irene.

BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
edited September 2011 in Spurious Generalities
You fucking whore!

All we needed was a little god damn rain and your slut ass

had to go opposite direction from the gulf. Well FUCK YOU!

We dont need your pussy wind and rain. Go die in the east coast where

you will downsize to cat. 2. Fucking cum whore.

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DROUGHT INFORMATION STATEMENT
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE AUSTIN/SAN ANTONIO TX
120 PM CDT THU AUG 11 2011

...ALL OF SOUTH CENTRAL TEXAS...THE HILL COUNTRY AND RIO
GRANDE PLAINS REMAIN IN SEVERE TO EXCEPTIONAL DROUGHT STATUS...

SYNOPSIS...
DROUGHT CONDITIONS CONTINUE TO PLAGUE THE REGION. THE FIRST 10
DAYS OF AUGUST HAVE PRODUCED LITTLE TO NO RAINFALL. PORTIONS OF
THE RIO GRANDE PLAINS HAVE SEEN SCATTERED RAINFALL THE LAST FEW
WEEKS SO THE DROUGHT STATUS HAS IMPROVED SLIGHTLY IN THESE AREAS.
WITH UPPER LEVEL HIGH PRESSURE EXPECTED TO DOMINATE THE WEATHER
PATTERN ACROSS SOUTH CENTRAL TEXAS THIS WILL ONLY ALLOW FOR BRIEF
PERIODS WHERE THE REGION WILL SEE CONDITIONS IMPROVE FOR ADDITIONAL
RAINFALL...SO THE DROUGHT IS EXPECTED TO CONTINUE.

THE ENSO-NEUTRAL PATTERN IS CURRENTLY EXPECTED TO CONTINUE ACROSS
THE EQUATORIAL PACIFIC INTO THE NORTHERN HEMISPHERE FALL THEN A
WEAK LA NINA PATTERN IS FORECAST TO DEVELOP AND CONTINUE INTO THE
WINTER.

THE US DROUGHT MONITOR (USDM) VALID AUGUST 9TH AND ISSUED ON
AUGUST 11TH...SHOWED ALL OF THE HILL COUNTRY AND SOUTH CENTRAL
TEXAS IN SEVERE (D2) TO EXCEPTIONAL DROUGHT (D4) CONDITIONS.

SEVERE DROUGHT (D2) CONDITIONS WERE PRESENT OVER A SMALL PORTION
OF NORTHWESTERN MAVERICK COUNTY AND EXTREME SOUTHERN KINNEY
COUNTY.

EXTREME DROUGHT (D3) CONDITIONS WERE PRESENT ACROSS SOUTHERN
VAL VERDE...MOST OF KINNEY...WESTERN UVALDE...EXTREME WESTERN
ZAVALA...EXTREME WESTERN DIMMIT AND EXTREME SOUTHERN REAL
COUNTIES.

EXCEPTIONAL DROUGHT (D4) CONDITIONS WERE PRESENT ACROSS THE
REMAINDER OF SOUTH CENTRAL TEXAS.

MOST OF THE STATE IS CURRENTLY IN MODERATE DROUGHT (D1) TO
EXCEPTIONAL DROUGHT (D4). NINETY-FOUR PERCENT OF THE STATE IS IN
EXTREME (D3) TO EXCEPTIONAL (D4) DROUGHT STATUS AND SEVENTY-EIGHT
PERCENT OF THE STATE IS IN EXCEPTIONAL (D4) DROUGHT STATUS.

SUMMARY OF IMPACTS...

FIRE DANGER IMPACTS...

FIRE DANGER IS CURRENTLY MODERATE TO VERY HIGH AND WILL LIKELY
REMAIN THERE AS THE REGION CONTINUES TO EXPERIENCE LITTLE OR NO
RAINFALL AND HIGHER THAN AVERAGE TEMPERATURES. AS OF AUGUST
11TH...BURN BANS WERE IN EFFECT FOR ALL 33 COUNTIES IN SOUTH
CENTRAL TEXAS. THE COUNTIES WITH ESTABLISHED OUTDOOR BURN BANS
INCLUDE ATASCOSA...BANDERA...BASTROP...BEXAR...BLANCO...
BURNET...CALDWELL...COMAL...DEWITT...DIMMIT...EDWARDS...
FAYETTE...FRIO...GILLESPIE...GONZALES...GUADALUPE...HAYS...
KARNES...KENDALL...KERR...KINNEY...LAVACA...LEE...LLANO...
MAVERICK...MEDINA...REAL...TRAVIS...UVALDE...VAL VERDE...
WILLIAMSON...WILSON AND ZAVALA COUNTIES.

THERE ARE CURRENTLY 248 COUNTIES OUT OF 254 COUNTIES STATE-WIDE
WITH ESTABLISHED BURN BANS IN PLACE. THIS IS A NEW RECORD
ACCORDING TO THE TEXAS FOREST SERVICE. RESIDENTS IN ALL COUNTIES
SHOULD CONTACT THEIR LOCAL COUNTY JUDGE`S OFFICE BEFORE DECIDING
TO CONDUCT ANY TYPE OF OUTDOOR BURNING.

THE AUGUST 11TH KEETCH-BYRAM DROUGHT INDEX (KBDI) SHOWED KBDI
VALUES RANGED FROM 700 TO 800 ACROSS ALL OF THE AREA. THE ONE
EXCEPTION IS MAVERICK COUNTY WHICH CURRENTLY HAS A KBDI VALE IN
THE 600 TO 700 RANGE DUE TO SPOTTY RAINFALL OVER THE LAST FEW
WEEKS.

THE TEXAS FOREST SERVICE USES THE KBDI AS A MEANS FOR RELATING
CURRENT AND RECENT WEATHER CONDITIONS TO POTENTIAL OR EXPECTED
FIRE BEHAVIOR. THE KBDI IS A NUMERICAL INDEX CALCULATED DAILY
FOR EACH COUNTY. EACH NUMBER IS AN ESTIMATE OF THE AMOUNT OF
PRECIPITATION...IN HUNDREDTHS OF AN INCH... NEEDED TO BRING THE
SOIL BACK TO SATURATION. THE INDEX RANGES FROM ZERO TO 800...
WITH ZERO REPRESENTING A SATURATED SOIL AND 800 A COMPLETELY
DRY SOIL. REMEMBER...THAT FIRE DANGER CAN CHANGE QUICKLY FROM
ONE DAY TO ANOTHER AS WINDS AND RELATIVE HUMIDITY VARY.

AGRICULTURAL IMPACTS...

THE AUGUST 9TH TEXAS CROP AND WEATHER REPORT ISSUED BY TEXAS A
AND M AGRICULTURAL PROGRAM...INDICATED THE REGION REMAIN ALMOST
COMPLETELY DRY. RECORD HIGH OR NEAR-RECORD HIGH TEMPERATURES OF
ABOVE 100 DEGREES AGGRAVATED THE DROUGHT. THE ENTIRE REGION
REMAINED IN WILDFIRE-ALERT STATUS. MANY STOCK TANKS WERE DRY AND
WATER LEVELS OF SOME WELLS WERE LOW. FORAGE AVAILABILITY REMAINED
FAR BELOW AVERAGE FOR THIS TIME OF THE YEAR. THE CORN AND SORGHUM
HARVEST WERE FINISHED. THE COTTON...WATERMELON AND CANTALOUPE
HARVESTS WERE ONGOING. SOME SWEET CORN WAS PLANTED FOR AN EARLY
FALL HARVEST. PEANUTS...PECANS AND LANDSCAPE NURSERY CROPS
CONTINUE TO MAKE GOOD PROGRESS WHEREVER IRRIGATION WATER WAS
STILL AVAILABLE. RANCHERS CONTINUED TO PROVIDE SUPPLEMENTAL
FEEDING FOR LIVESTOCK.

CLIMATE SUMMARY...

SINCE OCTOBER 1ST 2010 EVERY MONTH THROUGH JULY...EXCEPT JANUARY
2011 HAS SEEN BELOW AVERAGE RAINFALL. ALL LOCATIONS ARE CURRENTLY
REPORTING AT LEAST NINE TO FIFTEEN INCH DEFICITS FOR THE YEAR TO
DATE. THE YEAR TO DATE DEPARTURES WOULD BE MUCH GREATER EXCEPT
MOST OF THE AREA EXPERIENCED A WET JANUARY.

PRECIPITATION FROM JANUARY 1, 2011 TO MIDNIGHT AUGUST 10, 2011 AND
DEPARTURE FROM NORMAL:

2011 RAINFALL NORMAL TO DATE DEPARTURE
AUSTIN MABRY 9.47 20.26 -10.79
AUSTIN BERGSTROM 8.00 19.35 -11.35
SAN ANTONIO 6.57 19.34 -12.77
DEL RIO 2.17 11.83 -9.66

THROUGH MIDNIGHT AUGUST 10TH...DEL RIO HAS RECEIVED NO RAIN.
THIS IS 0.50 OF AN INCH BELOW THE NORMAL OF 0.50 OF AN INCH.
THE AVERAGE TEMPERATURE FOR AUGUST TO DATE IS 91.8 DEGREES.
THIS IS 4.8 DEGREES ABOVE THE NORMAL OF 87.0 DEGREES.

THROUGH MIDNIGHT AUGUST 10TH...SAN ANTONIO INTERNATIONAL HAS
RECEIVED NO RAIN. THIS IS 0.49 OF AN INCH BELOW THE NORMAL OF
0.49 OF AN INCH. THE AVERAGE TEMPERATURE AT SAN ANTONIO
INTERNATIONAL FOR AUGUST TO DATE IS 90.2 DEGREES. THIS IS
4.2 DEGREES ABOVE THE NORMAL OF 86.0 DEGREES.

THROUGH MIDNIGHT AUGUST 10TH...AUSTIN CAMP MABRY HAS RECEIVED
NO RAIN. THIS IS 0.60 OF AN INCH BELOW THE NORMAL OF 0.60 OF
AN INCH. THE AVERAGE TEMPERATURE FOR AUGUST TO DATE AT AUSTIN
MABRY IS 92.1 DEGREES. THIS IS 6.1 DEGREES ABOVE THE NORMAL OF
86.0 DEGREES.

THROUGH MIDNIGHT AUGUST 10TH..AUSTIN BERGSTROM INTERNATIONAL
HAS RECEIVED NO RAIN. THIS IS 0.47 OF AN INCH BELOW THE NORMAL
OF 0.47 OF AN INCH. THE AVERAGE TEMPERATURE FOR AUGUST TO DATE
AT AUSTIN BERGSTROM INTERNATIONAL IS 89.2 DEGREES. THIS IS 5.2
DEGREES ABOVE THE NORMAL OF 84.0 DEGREES.

PRECIPITATION/TEMPERATURE OUTLOOK...

DURING THE NEXT 5 DAYS...NO SIGNIFICANT RAINFALL IS EXPECTED.
TEMPERATURES WILL REMAIN ABOVE NORMAL THROUGH THE PERIOD.

THE LATEST CLIMATE PREDICTION CENTER (CPC) 8 TO 14 DAY OUTLOOK
ISSUED ON AUGUST 10TH AND VALID AUGUST 18TH THROUGH AUGUST 24TH
IS CALLING FOR GREATER CHANCES FOR ABOVE NORMAL TEMPERATURES AND
GREATER CHANCES FOR BELOW NORMAL RAINFALL.

THE LONGER RANGE OUTLOOK FOR SEPTEMBER 2011 THROUGH NOVEMBER
2011...CREATED ON JULY 21ST IS CALLING FOR GREATER CHANCES FOR
ABOVE NORMAL TEMPERATURES AND EQUAL CHANCES FOR NORMAL...BELOW
NORMAL OR ABOVE NORMAL RAINFALL.

HYDROLOGIC SUMMARY AND OUTLOOK...

WITH THE CONTINUATION OF WARMER THAN AVERAGE TEMPERATURES AND
LACK OF RAINFALL...EVAPORATION RATES REMAIN HIGH. THIS COMBINED
WITH HIGH WATER USAGE HAS CONTINUED TO CAUSE LEVELS ON AREA LAKES
AND RESERVOIRS TO FALL.

HYDROLOGIC AND AGRICULTURAL IMPACTS CONTINUE ACROSS THE
REGION FROM THE CURRENT DROUGHT. MANY STOCK TANKS REMAIN
EXTREMELY LOW AND SOME ARE IN DANGER OF DRYING UP.

THE 7 DAY STREAM FLOW AVERAGE IS IN THE TO 10 TO 24 PERCENT
(BELOW NORMAL) RANGE OR LESS THAN 10 PERCENT (MUCH BELOW) FOR
BASINS ACROSS SOUTH CENTRAL TEXAS AND THE RIO GRANDE PLAINS.
THE RIO GRANDE IS CURRENTLY SEEING STREAM FLOWS OF 25 TO 75
PERCENT (NORMAL).

RESERVOIR CONDITIONS AS OF AUGUST 11TH...

AREA LAKES...RIVERS AND RESERVOIRS REMAIN BELOW NORMAL POOL
ELEVATIONS. LEVELS ARE LIKELY TO CONTINUE FALLING AS THE
DROUGHT CONTINUES AND EVAPORATION RATES REMAIN HIGH.

BELOW IS A LIST OF RESERVOIRS WITH THE LATEST ELEVATIONS AND
NORMAL POOLS.

NORMAL POOL (FT) LATEST ELEVATION (FT)
MEDINA LAKE 1064.2 1028.07
CANYON LAKE 909 902.62
LAKE TRAVIS 681 638.11
LAKE BUCHANAN 1020 996.61
LAKE GEORGETOWN 791 772.20
LAKE AMISTAD 1117 1111.48

RESTRICTIONS...

THE SAN ANTONIO WATER SYSTEM (SAWS) REMAINS IN STAGE 2 WATER
RESTRICTIONS. THE MANDATORY RESTRICTIONS HAVE HELPED TO KEEP
THE EDWARDS AQUIFER LEVEL ABOVE THE STAGE 3 LEVEL OF 640 FEET.

THE EDWARDS AQUIFER IS CURRENTLY READING 641.5 FEET AS OF
AUGUST 11TH. THIS IS 17.5 FEET BELOW THE HISTORICAL MONTHLY
AVERAGE FOR AUGUST WHICH IS 659.0 FEET. THE AQUIFER LEVEL IS
27.1 FEET BELOW THE LEVEL OBSERVED AT THIS TIME IN AUGUST 2010.

THERE ARE SEVERAL STEPS CURRENTLY BEING TAKEN BY THE EDWARDS
AQUIFER AUTHORITY TO INSURE THAT EVEN IF THE AQUIFER FALLS
BELOW 640 FEET...STAGE 3 RESTRICTIONS MAY NOT NEED TO BE
IMPLEMENTED IMMEDIATELY. THE CITY OF AUSTIN REMAINS IN STAGE
1 WATER RESTRICTIONS. SAN MARCOS IS CURRENTLY IN STAGE 2 WATER
RESTRICTIONS AND THE CITY OF KERRVILLE IS CURRENTLY IN STAGE
3 WATER RESTRICTIONS.

MANY COMMUNITIES ACROSS SOUTH CENTRAL TEXAS HAVE IMPLEMENTED
THE FIRST...SECOND AND THIRD STAGES OF WATER RESTRICTIONS DUE
TO THE CONTINUED DRY CONDITIONS AND DECREASING WATER SUPPLIES.

LOCATIONS THAT DO NOT CURRENTLY HAVE MANDATORY RESTRICTIONS
CONTINUE TO STRONGLY PROMOTE YEAR ROUND WATER CONSERVATION.

NEXT ISSUANCE DATE...

THIS STATEMENT WILL BE UPDATED AROUND AUGUST 25, 2011 OR SOONER
IF NECESSARY.

&&

:angry::angry::o

Comments

  • LSA KingLSA King Regular
    edited August 2011
    It's funny because everywhere I'm reading they're prepping it up as if it could be as bad or worse than Katrina. You know they're only trying to make such a comparison because they are prepping for their eventual complete fuck up of a clean up job if it hits and so much as breaks a twig.
  • IllAdvisedIllAdvised Acolyte
    edited August 2011
    Aw i think if what happened to katrina happened a bit closer it would've been cool. I seen some pictures of black people looting wal-mart and that looked like fun.
  • thewandererthewanderer Regular
    edited August 2011
    LSA King wrote: »
    It's funny because everywhere I'm reading they're prepping it up as if it could be as bad or worse than Katrina. You know they're only trying to make such a comparison because they are prepping for their eventual complete fuck up of a clean up job if it hits and so much as breaks a twig.
    Irene is a very large storm, and most of the current forecast models have it affecting a broad region that rarely experiences hurricanes. A cat 2 storm hitting NYC could be just as bad if not worse than Katrina. New England in general is ill-prepared for a strong hurricane, compared to more southern states which have building codes to mitigate tropical cyclone damage. A large storm like this one will have a wider range of strong winds, and cause more damage further inland. If the storm rides up the coast and then slams New England, it'll be a bad day. In other news,

    Also, I'm pissed about this hurricane too. Not because of damage, because I'm missing it. Hurricanes only hit New Jersey every 50 years or so and here I am stuck in fucking Georgia. :mad::mad::mad:
  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited August 2011
    That's the funny part about this hurricane.

    When does it ever hit the east coast? This is looking to be a fun turn out in the end.

    Also an earthquake in philly?

    Wtf is going on with this place?
  • ShadyTrollShadyTroll Regular
    edited August 2011
    I used to live by the beach in Jersey, thank God I moved, fuck hurricanes.
  • BoxBox Regular
    edited August 2011
    I was a bit worried but then I heard it'll be a category 1 MAX. Wdf is going on, first a bitch ass earthquake then this pussy ass wind?
  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited August 2011
    ^^ lol, my nigga.

    and of course it'll die down. There is nothing to spark her up in those chill waters.

    Now if she were a real hoe she would have came to texas and fucked shit up.
  • thewandererthewanderer Regular
    edited August 2011
    Box wrote: »
    I was a bit worried but then I heard it'll be a category 1 MAX. Wdf is going on, first a bitch ass earthquake then this pussy ass wind?
    80 mph winds is a pussy hurricane, but still a big wind.
  • PacoPaco me administrator
    edited August 2011
    80 mph winds is a pussy hurricane, but still a big wind.

    I heard they may get up to 100-120.
  • thewandererthewanderer Regular
    edited August 2011
    Paco wrote: »
    I heard they may get up to 100-120.
    It's already 115 mph sustained at the center, although colder water and gradually increasing wind shear should weaken it somewhat. If it makes landfall in North Carolina before it moves on to the north eastern states, it will weaken further.
  • PacoPaco me administrator
    edited August 2011
    It's already 115 mph sustained at the center, although colder water and gradually increasing wind shear should weaken it somewhat. If it makes landfall in North Carolina before it moves on to the north eastern states, it will weaken further.

    Awesome :thumbsup:
  • ShadyTrollShadyTroll Regular
    edited September 2011
    My family in Jersey hasn't had power since last Sunday. :eek:
  • thewandererthewanderer Regular
    edited September 2011
    ShadyTroll wrote: »
    My family in Jersey hasn't had power since last Sunday. :eek:
    My town only recently had the power turned back on. Shit sucks, the town is still flooded in some spots.
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