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Tucking penis in when taking a shit

BoxBox Regular
edited August 2011 in Spurious Generalities
Sucks having a foot long cock.
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  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited August 2011
    Yeah, almost as much as having an imagination that gets in your way of reality.
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  • ThirdRockFromTheSunThirdRockFromTheSun <b style="color:blue;">Third<em style="color:pink;">Cock</em>FromThe<em style="color:brown;">Bum</em
    edited August 2011
    It's really annoying when I piss in public, cause when I take my cock it out, it hits the ground so hard that it wakes up everyone in the neighborhood.
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  • BoxBox Regular
    edited August 2011
    Ikr. One time I took a piss in mickie d's and my cock slapped the toilet so hard it smashed it in half.
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  • StephenPBarrettStephenPBarrett Adviser
    edited August 2011
    Even though I tuck my cock when taking a shit the water still splashes up and gets my balls wet.
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  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited August 2011
    Ever gone for a dump and then had the shit break off, fall forward and hit your dick?
    Yep. I'm too scared to tell my girl but she laughed at it happening to another guy. When it happened I was sitting there and just suddenly widened my eyes.
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