Tora Bora Love Story
Totse Anon
Regular
It started in the caves of Tora Bora in the middle of the night. Osama just farted while sleeping which resulted in majority of our troops evacuating the cave. It’s said that one fart from Osama bin Ladens Angelic asshole is enough to take down any numbers of skyscrapers if his asshole is close enough and if the wind is moving away from his asshole. It’s pretty much simple physics. Kabir, who leads the Special Brotherhood Protection Team (SBPT) barked orders at everyone and soon enough we were forced to enter the now fart filled cave.
It’s not that we hate Osama, it’s just that he farts too much. Even during his tapes he was continuously farting, I am surprised no one analyzed the video up close because you can clearly Osama making the fart face and leaking a silent one. I was there when the filming began, hell I was filming the whole thing. I was hired a combatant video editor, my job was to create gay porn for American troops and record press meetings and from time to time create Osama Bin Laden farting sex tapes. It’s not something I was proud to do but hey, it’s living.
You don’t really need much if you’re living in a cave. Back in that time we stole an American Military Class Laptop and some American female soldiers. I was given the choice to the Laptop verse a hot American girl. I decided for the Laptop because I am damn sure that girl won’t make a sandwich but hey at least I can watch porn on my Laptop.
I covered some of the known events in Osama’s history. From the time he got his balls removed to the time when he was caught giving blowjobs. You see they media didn’t know the truth. Bin Laden wasn’t a warrior in anyway. I mean he was just another puppet. The real ring leader calling all the shots was Begum Gullfam, she was the daughter of the late Taliban leader Shahzad how died when trying to connect a PS3 into an IED. Yes, he was high at that time.
Gullfam was well respected and feared but she was also beautiful. I remember doing jerkoff marathon with my fellow warriors in one of the side caves. We all held hands and then tried imaging Gullfam naked and with a pole up her ass, just thinking about it now gives me a hard on. Then we will start jerking off each other. The system was simple, you will be jerking off the guy next to you and with your free hand since the right hand busy on someone else dick and the left was free, you would poke the person sitting on the left side. I mean you will basically finger guy on the left and jerk of the guy on the right. They will in turn finger your… you get the point.
The game was fun because we had to be synced in whatever we were imagining. I mean it wasn’t easy but it always made my smile when we call came in one go and said ALLAHU AKBAR!
Those were the good times, but my life changed when I saw Gullfam taking a leak at night. It was dark but I could see the hint of the morning sun, I drank tons last night and all of a sudden I had this urge to take a leak. I got up to the further back of the mountains; it’s a spot I knew was free some everyone and it was pretty safe place to take a leak.
There I was with my shalwar down and my butt naked, pissing in the air. And all of a sudden I hear a farting noise. I mean the sound was shy and something you hear in a sealed room. For GOD knows what reason, I got an instant erection and I was trying my best to not wet myself. I could sense the fart was near but my boner was making sure that I focused all my energy in keeping it steady. As luck would have it, I slipped and went down the hill with my boner intact. When I opened my eyes, I saw Gullfam naked from the bottom and taking a shit.
In that instant our eyes locked. She didn’t scream our even move. She just kept shitting and I kept pissing while lying down. It was a match made in… heaven? For ten seconds this continued, the Sun was starting to tease us with his supreme and perverted rays. I decided I was going to get killed anyway, why not take advantage of this situation. With my dick hard, I reached up and kissed her. I could sense she wanted it and so I forced myself in more.
She let out her last fart and then got up. We got the water bucked and cleaned each other off and then we entered into a side cave. There, I fucked her. I am not going into much detail here. But it was amazing. We kept our affair up, until Gullfam was killed by an IED explosive, I still think someone from the inside took her out. I called it quits and moved back to Pakistan where I still delve thinking about Gullfam firm breast and tight asshole.
It’s not that we hate Osama, it’s just that he farts too much. Even during his tapes he was continuously farting, I am surprised no one analyzed the video up close because you can clearly Osama making the fart face and leaking a silent one. I was there when the filming began, hell I was filming the whole thing. I was hired a combatant video editor, my job was to create gay porn for American troops and record press meetings and from time to time create Osama Bin Laden farting sex tapes. It’s not something I was proud to do but hey, it’s living.
You don’t really need much if you’re living in a cave. Back in that time we stole an American Military Class Laptop and some American female soldiers. I was given the choice to the Laptop verse a hot American girl. I decided for the Laptop because I am damn sure that girl won’t make a sandwich but hey at least I can watch porn on my Laptop.
I covered some of the known events in Osama’s history. From the time he got his balls removed to the time when he was caught giving blowjobs. You see they media didn’t know the truth. Bin Laden wasn’t a warrior in anyway. I mean he was just another puppet. The real ring leader calling all the shots was Begum Gullfam, she was the daughter of the late Taliban leader Shahzad how died when trying to connect a PS3 into an IED. Yes, he was high at that time.
Gullfam was well respected and feared but she was also beautiful. I remember doing jerkoff marathon with my fellow warriors in one of the side caves. We all held hands and then tried imaging Gullfam naked and with a pole up her ass, just thinking about it now gives me a hard on. Then we will start jerking off each other. The system was simple, you will be jerking off the guy next to you and with your free hand since the right hand busy on someone else dick and the left was free, you would poke the person sitting on the left side. I mean you will basically finger guy on the left and jerk of the guy on the right. They will in turn finger your… you get the point.
The game was fun because we had to be synced in whatever we were imagining. I mean it wasn’t easy but it always made my smile when we call came in one go and said ALLAHU AKBAR!
Those were the good times, but my life changed when I saw Gullfam taking a leak at night. It was dark but I could see the hint of the morning sun, I drank tons last night and all of a sudden I had this urge to take a leak. I got up to the further back of the mountains; it’s a spot I knew was free some everyone and it was pretty safe place to take a leak.
There I was with my shalwar down and my butt naked, pissing in the air. And all of a sudden I hear a farting noise. I mean the sound was shy and something you hear in a sealed room. For GOD knows what reason, I got an instant erection and I was trying my best to not wet myself. I could sense the fart was near but my boner was making sure that I focused all my energy in keeping it steady. As luck would have it, I slipped and went down the hill with my boner intact. When I opened my eyes, I saw Gullfam naked from the bottom and taking a shit.
In that instant our eyes locked. She didn’t scream our even move. She just kept shitting and I kept pissing while lying down. It was a match made in… heaven? For ten seconds this continued, the Sun was starting to tease us with his supreme and perverted rays. I decided I was going to get killed anyway, why not take advantage of this situation. With my dick hard, I reached up and kissed her. I could sense she wanted it and so I forced myself in more.
She let out her last fart and then got up. We got the water bucked and cleaned each other off and then we entered into a side cave. There, I fucked her. I am not going into much detail here. But it was amazing. We kept our affair up, until Gullfam was killed by an IED explosive, I still think someone from the inside took her out. I called it quits and moved back to Pakistan where I still delve thinking about Gullfam firm breast and tight asshole.
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