So today I woke up with a finger in my ass

fag

So Im there sleeping, and the phone jolts me from my slumber. I feel a niggerly clinching sensation down at my lower back. Then, as I come to, I realize that..

my own middle finger is buried knuckle deep in my arse.

Darth Beaver

Um, thanks for sharing?

fag

TheDarkRodent wrote: »

Um, thanks for sharing?

Oh, no. I didn't share. It was only my finger.

RemadE

Your username is subconciously affecting your daily life.

I advise you either follow it or wear a cork up your arse to bed...or wear mittens.

ThirdRockFromTheSun

Go with the flow, and get someone else to join in your sweet slender fingerfuck

fag

ThirdRockFromTheSun wrote: »

Go with the flow, and get someone else to join in your sweet slender fingerfuck

I like the way you think.

angryonion

Confucius say, man with itchy bum wake with smelly finger.