Lights On or Off? — Totseans

Lights On or Off?

ThirdRockFromTheSunThirdRockFromTheSun <b style="color:blue;">Third<em style="color:pink;">Cock</em>FromThe<em style="color:brown;">Bum</em
edited November 2012 in Life
When you're making sweet love to a female, do you prefer to have the lights on, or off? Or hell, maybe even dimmed?

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  • angryonionangryonion Just some guy
    edited January 2012
    Sometimes with lights on most of the time off.
  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited January 2012
    Usually dimmed as it at least means you get to see some good bits. Plus shows off my abs pretty well - hoowah.
    If the lights are off it's either because she's a proper self-conscious tard or is an ugly desperation shag.
    Lights on if it's the daytime.
  • SpinsterSpinster Regular
    edited January 2012
    Lights off or dimmed because the light hurts her eyes
  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited January 2012
    Spinster wrote: »
    Lights off or dimmed because the light hurts her eyes

    Doggy + face in pillow = win
  • fagfag Regular
    edited January 2012
    Candles, G
  • RogueEagle91RogueEagle91 Regular
    edited January 2012
    Dimmed, at least.
    I've got two sets of lights in my room.
    The one directly over my bed gets killed, the other stays on.
    Keeps a good view without someone having to stare directly into a light.
  • chippychippy <b style="color:pink;">Global Moderator</b>
    edited January 2012
    Depends, If I have a camera going then it's as many light's on as I can manage. If she's a bit of a dog it's lights out. If we get to a second or third date then maybe I'll light a few candles.
  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited January 2012
    chippy wrote: »
    Depends, If I have a camera going then it's as many light's on as I can manage. If she's a bit of a dog it's lights out. If we get to a second or third date then maybe I'll light a few candles.

    Dude! I recall talking to you and thought you were quite a cool, introvert guy...you pervert!


    :cool:
  • chippychippy <b style="color:pink;">Global Moderator</b>
    edited January 2012
    RemadE wrote: »
    Dude! I recall talking to you and thought you were quite a cool, introvert guy...you pervert!


    :cool:

    It's the quiet ones that get the girls, what can I say?
  • fagfag Regular
    edited January 2012
    chippy wrote: »
    It's the quiet ones that get the girls, what can I say?

    Mysterious charms.
  • SlartibartfastSlartibartfast Global Moderator -__-
    edited January 2012
    Flashlight helmet. Enough said.
  • SpinsterSpinster Regular
    edited January 2012
    RemadE wrote: »
    Doggy + face in pillow = win

    My mate (you know the one) always suggests I just doggy punch her in the back of the head and fuck her deep in the arse till its gaping.
  • DaktologistDaktologist Global Moderator
    edited January 2012
    Spinster wrote: »
    fuck her deep in the arse till its gaping.

    I have to agree with your mate.
  • RogueEagle91RogueEagle91 Regular
    edited January 2012
    Flashlight helmet. Enough said.

    So, if you end up with an epileptic, and a seizure starts, is that considered a win?
    I can totally see the appeal...
  • chippychippy <b style="color:pink;">Global Moderator</b>
    edited January 2012
    So, if you end up with an epileptic, and a seizure starts, is that considered a win?
    I can totally see the appeal...

    When he said flashlight, I don't think he meant flashing light LOL
  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited January 2012
    So, if you end up with an epileptic, and a seizure starts, is that considered a win?
    I can totally see the appeal...

    So can I. Orgasm overkill achieved!
    Get one of the tac-lights that flash. Kill my eyes when playing airsoft.
  • RogueEagle91RogueEagle91 Regular
    edited January 2012
    chippy wrote: »
    When he said flashlight, I don't think he meant flashing light LOL

    Fair enough. I was thinking of the ones I see around town that do flash for increased visibility.
  • SpinsterSpinster Regular
    edited January 2012
    Just dont do it when she is giving you a BJ, or she might bite your cock off.
  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited January 2012
    Spinster wrote: »
    Just dont do it when she is giving you a BJ, or she might bite your cock off.

    Quoted for truth.
    I have my cock intact, I'll have you know.
  • chippychippy <b style="color:pink;">Global Moderator</b>
    edited January 2012
    Having had an ex prone to epileptic episodes, I'll warn you to watch out for the inevitable bowel and bladder emptying that accompanies a fit.
  • RogueEagle91RogueEagle91 Regular
    edited January 2012
    I'm sure there are those, including some on this very site, that would quite enjoy evacuation of the bowels and bladder.
    I, however, am not one of them.
  • JoegrayJoegray Semo-Regulars
    edited November 2012
    When you're making sweet love to a female, do you prefer to have the nice led lights on, or off? Or hell, maybe even dimmed?

    Lights off is a better option
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