One ring to rule them all... — Totseans

One ring to rule them all...

RemadERemadE Global Moderator
edited June 2012 in Life
So I was going through my "valued" items box today as I am in the process of "keeping", "chucking" and "car-booting" things from my room and I came across this gem from my relationship with my German ex (some of you older members pre-2009 may remember her). Needless to say, aside from the total clusterfuck that it was towards the end, we both had our usernames engraved on rings.

That's a keeper :) and yes, large photo. Was a challenge to get the right focus as I couldn't be arsed to charge my DSLR.
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Comments

  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited June 2012
    Way kewl with the force my Padawan.

    +2
    10/10
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited June 2012
    Aww, I will keep my distance from Germans now.
  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited June 2012
    Haha, they are rather loyal in terms of friendship (unless they're Nymphomaniacs who want an open relationship). We still keep in sparse touch now she has "moved back to the Fatherland for good" as of June 1st.
    As soppy as it sounds, I'd gladly go back in time to the early days of crazy sex, good grades and my first days of Opiates with no tolerance. Something I'll never get again :p

    But yeah, after managing to collect so much crap at University and whatnot, I've had an exodus of my room and have these cufflinks, too...TDR will approve :cool: thanks for them, Mum!
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  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited June 2012
    RemadE wrote: »
    Haha, they are rather loyal in terms of friendship (unless they're Nymphomaniacs who want an open relationship). We still keep in sparse touch now she has "moved back to the Fatherland for good" as of June 1st.
    As soppy as it sounds, I'd gladly go back in time to the early days of crazy sex, good grades and my first days of Opiates with no tolerance. Something I'll never get again :p

    But yeah, after managing to collect so much crap at University and whatnot, I've had an exodus of my room and have these cufflinks, too...TDR will approve :cool: thanks for them, Mum!
    Keep%20on%20the%20grass.jpg

    I wish I had those, I would wear them on everything. So, effing cool.

    Fuck, I was driving the car and I kept thinking about her and singing sad love songs. What the fuck is wrong with me, it seems I am extremely loyal to someone I love, I guess I will always have a candle lit for her in my heart.
  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited June 2012
    Don't worry man. I still haven't gotten 100% over my ex. My new-found love for Marquis de Sade has made me miss the crazy sex and every time I read a few pages I feel like telling her about it - but can't.

    Not alone, buddy. Brohug.
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited June 2012
    RemadE wrote: »
    Don't worry man. I still haven't gotten 100% over my ex. My new-found love for Marquis de Sade has made me miss the crazy sex and every time I read a few pages I feel like telling her about it - but can't.

    Not alone, buddy. Brohug.

    Brohug

    Yeah, happens to me every day now. I just wonder if she goes through the same stuff, considering how she cried all night long. FUCK ME, why do I always get the untouchable girls.
  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited June 2012
    It's because you want to touch to much. That or your standards are too high.
  • SpinsterSpinster Regular
    edited June 2012
    I think about me ex sometimes, then I tell myself "Dude, your just horny"
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited June 2012
    It's because you want to touch to much. That or your standards are too high.

    I don't touch, yeah my standards are high compared to the rest. Not going to lower them any time soon.

    Need to be more focused on work now.
  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited June 2012
    Spinster wrote: »
    I think about me ex sometimes, then I tell myself "Dude, your just horny"

    Haha, funnily enough this is true. A good tip I learnt and had the ex Escort girl I told Totseans about also agreed with me.
    If you have found a new girl (as for girls they can have multiple orgasms and not lose interest), think of the girl and then fap until you are done. If by the end of blowing a wad you still like the thought of her, then there's something to try for. In my experience I reach for my phone to make a booty text but then think "nope", fap and by the end I realise that it really wouldn't have been a good idea because I'd have lost interest and you can always throw a girl out of your room like the kleenex you just put in the bin or down the bog.

    Give it a try sometime. And get on with work, Dfg. If you associate her with anti-motivation/negativity then hopefully things will start to heal over quicker. Chances are she still thinks of you (I can't say how often though), but Women do get pretty damn attached. Maybe because this was your first shot at a serious relationship, the infatuation is obviously still there, and thus needs to go. So fap it out, gym or work it out and eventually get it out of your system :thumbsup:
  • SpinsterSpinster Regular
    edited June 2012
    Yeh thanks for the tip bro.

    I got a girl im into at the moment, might have fucked it up with her but i sent her a sappy text about how much she means to me and she has been txting non stop for the better half of a week. Fingers crossed, but in my experience you usually only get one shot.
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited June 2012
    RemadE wrote: »
    Haha, funnily enough this is true. A good tip I learnt and had the ex Escort girl I told Totseans about also agreed with me.
    If you have found a new girl (as for girls they can have multiple orgasms and not lose interest), think of the girl and then fap until you are done. If by the end of blowing a wad you still like the thought of her, then there's something to try for. In my experience I reach for my phone to make a booty text but then think "nope", fap and by the end I realise that it really wouldn't have been a good idea because I'd have lost interest and you can always throw a girl out of your room like the kleenex you just put in the bin or down the bog.

    Give it a try sometime. And get on with work, Dfg. If you associate her with anti-motivation/negativity then hopefully things will start to heal over quicker. Chances are she still thinks of you (I can't say how often though), but Women do get pretty damn attached. Maybe because this was your first shot at a serious relationship, the infatuation is obviously still there, and thus needs to go. So fap it out, gym or work it out and eventually get it out of your system :thumbsup:

    Thanks Captain, I can't workout because I twisted my damn Ankle, plus the weather is a CUNT (yes, it upgraded from being a bitch) and I need to work. I will fap but it's a bit hard thinking of her considering I didn't get to touch. FUCK
  • SpinsterSpinster Regular
    edited June 2012
    The penalty in Indonesia for masturbating is decapitation.
  • DaktologistDaktologist Global Moderator
    edited June 2012
    Spinster wrote: »
    The penalty in Indonesia for masturbating is decapitation.

    Oh fuck :eek:.
  • bornkillerbornkiller Administrator In your girlfriends snatch
    edited June 2012
    Spinster wrote: »
    The penalty in Indonesia for masturbating is decapitation.
    Lol! :D
    It sounds like another one of those silly laws....

    You know the ones!
    - In Lebanon any man may legally have sex with any animal just as long as it is a female.

    - In Conorsville, Wisconsin, USA, it is illegal for a man to fire a gun while his wife is having an orgasm.

    - In Tremonton, Utah, USA, it is illegal for a woman to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance.

    - In Bahrain it is illegal for a doctor to look directly at a woman's genitals while he is examining her although he is permitted to see their reflection in a mirror.
  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited June 2012
    Which head? ba dum-tsch
  • SpinsterSpinster Regular
    edited June 2012
    RemadE wrote: »
    Which head? ba dum-tsch

    I know, my first thought was the penis. But you never know with these country's.
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