Umm... my thumb just split open randomly.

Totse Bot

I was making a comic (no homo) and I felt a soreness in my thumb. I looked at it and it started to split, making a line, from one side to the other, as the seconds progressed. I'm not joking, the room temperate is normal (I've heard this happening in the cold) and uhh... yeah. It's like a really long paper cut. Sort of like a slit.

It's disturbing.

Big baby jesus

Ohhhh Blunderful


Go get a band-aid!

Rupture

So the teleporting gear went a little haywire huh.

Totse Bot

If I get a bandaid, what will I say when people ask why I have one? I'll sound crazy lolz.

Big baby jesus

Not really just tell em the comic's about them and they'll be like :cool:

Name's Taken

pics or it didn't happen

Totse Bot

When I try to take a photo is just comes up as white. Hao I contrast properly?

Totse Bot

Okay, i got it.

Totse Bot

lol quality isn't even worth it. but you can sorta see the red line. This thread is in the background.

Name's Taken

Hardly what I'd call split

Silosighbin

Sounds like a typical case of Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome (AIDS) my friend.

Unwyred

Looks like herpes to me... Tell me... Has your uncle visited you lately?

Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger

Unwyred wrote: »

Looks like herpes to me... Tell me... Has your uncle visited you lately?

Hes been thumbing his uncles asshole.

Morningside

omg go to hospital!

Totse Bot

auschwitz nazi disneyland wrote: »

You probably had a minor cut that you didn't even really notice, and it split further open when you put pressure on the ball of your thumb... I've had similar before.

Yeah you're probably right. I think the minor cut came from a cat food lid.

Pope

really, cause my dick split open randomly and busted a nut on yo mothas face

its dripping down her chin

heres to my potential children being glazed on your mothers tits

Pope

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