Official: Master of your domain contest thread

Masturbatron

Alright it's that time gentlemen. Let's put our cocks back in our pants and our hands back on the keyboard and mouse. How long can you go without pleasing your sexual needs without the help of another individual? Well we're going to find out.

The contest starts this Thursday, August 5th, and will go on until the last man falls.

The prize: Bragging rights.

If you're interested in competing post here and let us all know. Please gentlemen, if you decide to participate in the contest stay honest about your fappage.

I'll try and keep this thread updated as much as I can up until everyone has given in to their self pleasure desires.

Are you master of your domain?

fanglekai

This sounds amusing. If enough people are interested in the contest and would like me to, I'll sticky it.

Masturbatron

fanglekai wrote: »

This sounds amusing. If enough people are interested in the contest and would like me to, I'll sticky it.

That would be pretty sweet. Hopefully people will participate.

People

I'm in for a contest. I have a cyst next to my penis anyway.

I can't wait for a Kramer.

Rumple Foreskin

People wrote: »

I'm in for a contest. I have a cyst next to my penis anyway.

howd you get that?

People

Rumple Foreskin wrote: »

howd you get that?

No idea. I'm treating it with some anti-bacterial stuff I had leftover from the last one on my thigh. That was last November. I'm a sickly young'in.

0vvarT

I'm in. Does it start at midnight or can I fap right before I go to bed?

Masturbatron

0vvarT wrote: »

I'm in. Does it start at midnight or can I fap right before I go to bed?

Hmm. Good question. The start date is this Thursday, let's just say that on Thursday...stop fapping. If it makes things more clear, you can get out one quick fap at 11:59 Wednesday night but come 12:01 Thursday morning put that dick away.

I'll also make a post in this thread at the starting time/date. Sort of like waving the green go flag for the halt of masturbation.

Dfg

Okay, I am in. Today would be my last fap.

Masturbatron

Any possibility on a sticky? (pun intended)

Totse Bot

I'm in!!! Haha there's no way I can lose; I'm basically the Elaine of this competition.

Imaginarium

lol, I've gone for months before. We need to clear some things up though,

1. What about masturbation with no ejaculation or orgasm?
2. Wet dreams?
3. Rape?


Anyway I'm down because I've been dabbling in the dark arts again and it's been causing me to get absofuckinglutely nothing done. The biggest plus I've seen to non-wanking is motivation, shit.

fanglekai

Masturbatron wrote: »

Any possibility on a sticky? (pun intended)

Yep. I'll go ahead and sticky this (pun intended) since there's interest. I will participate as well. Let's make sure the rules are clear, though. Is sex allowed or is this a total no touching of the penis at all contest?

Masturbatron

fanglekai wrote: »

Yep. I'll go ahead and sticky this (pun intended) since there's interest. I will participate as well. Let's make sure the rules are clear, though. Is sex allowed or is this a total no touching of the penis at all contest?

Alright, rules:

1. Sex is allowed.
2 No touching yourself down there at all. Unless of course it's for a scratch or something, but don't get too involved with that scratch
3. No anal masturbation is allowed.
4. This contest will go on for as long as it takes for the last man to fall.

I need input from other users on this..how do you guys want to handle people coming into the contest after the starting date?

Imaginarium

^^What about wet dreams? Sex with inanimate objects, corpses, or animals? I mean, this is Totse.

fanglekai

Let's go ahead and create a list of everyone who is in on the contest. So far I see:

Masturbatron
People
0vvarT
Dfg
Blunderful
Imaginarium
fanglekai
Vizier
DirtySanchez
Intoxicated Shaman

Vizier

I'm in.

Masturbatron

Imaginarium wrote: »

^^What about wet dreams? Sex with inanimate objects, corpses, or animals? I mean, this is Totse.

Wet dreams are okay, as you are not actually masturbating. Fuck guys, just don't jerk your meat. Sex with inanimate objects, corpses, or animals is not allowed. I still consider that self pleasure.

Fanglekai, how do you think members that come into the contest after the starting date should be handled? Let them join in or no?

fanglekai

Let's try something like this. The winner is whoever lasts for the longest number of days. So let's organize everything into lists:

No fapping since 8/5:
Masturbatron
People
0vvarT
Dfg
Blunderful
Imaginarium
fanglekai
Vizier

No fapping since 8/6:

----
----

Something like that. So then when people are knocked out of the contest we can see who lasted the longest based on total # of days they went without fapping. Sound good?

DirtySanchez

Im in.

Intoxicated Shaman

OK whatever, I'm down. It's not like I didn't already do this in college.

Masturbatron

fanglekai wrote: »

Let's try something like this. The winner is whoever lasts for the longest number of days. So let's organize everything into lists:

No fapping since 8/5:
Masturbatron
People
0vvarT
Dfg
Blunderful
Imaginarium
fanglekai
Vizier

No fapping since 8/6:

----
----

Something like that. So then when people are knocked out of the contest we can see who lasted the longest based on total # of days they went without fapping. Sound good?

Perfect.

Thanks man.

Totse Bot

Wait, no touching at ALL?



...

Fuck.

Marijuanasaurus

I started yesterday, but I lost at the end of the day. Ill try again today.

FingerBlaster

i'm in

TruthWielder

I'm in! Sweet, I was already going.

Masturbatron

fanglekai wrote: »

Let's go ahead and create a list of everyone who is in on the contest. So far I see:

Masturbatron
People
0vvarT
Dfg
Blunderful
Imaginarium
fanglekai
Vizier
DirtySanchez
Intoxicated Shaman
Marijuanasaurus
FingerBlaster
TruthWielder

Updated for ya.

Cloudcat

Not masturbating will become more incentive for me to get laid.

I'm in.

fanglekai

Masturbatron
People
0vvarT
Dfg
Blunderful
Imaginarium
fanglekai
Vizier
DirtySanchez
Intoxicated Shaman
Marijuanasaurus
FingerBlaster
TruthWielder
CloudCat
:mad:ijuana
evil_monkey
Mayberry
Jarkof

Totse Bot

Nobody's caved yet?

fanglekai

Blunderful wrote: »

Nobody's caved yet?

It starts at midnight :o:o:o

Cloudcat

fanglekai wrote: »

It starts at midnight :o:o:o

It's already Thursday in Australia, you see.

But let's just say, for simplicty's sake, that the contest starts when OP says GO.

fanglekai

Haha I need to lern2timezone.

Masturbatron

:mad:ijuana wrote: »

Why cant we all have the same times but yea a simple GO will suffice :thumbsup:

Yeah, I'll be giving the go at midnight. Get your fappin done fellas, it's gonna be a long ride.

FingerBlaster

which midnight?

DirtySanchez

Ive fapped 3 times today in preparation. This shall be a difficult task. Its a daily ritual for me.

evil_monkey

I'm in. I'm currently nursing a dick injury anyways.

DirtySanchez

Can I fap as part of my Mod duties to the porn forum? ill only fap if its official business.

Masturbatron

DirtySanchez wrote: »

Can I fap as part of my Mod duties to the porn forum? ill only fap if its official business.

Nope. No exceptions. You fap, you lose. Also everyone please be honest about your fappage.

Mayberry

Sign me up. I won't last a day. My hand and dick are dating.

jarkof

I will sign up but I don't think I will last very long haha.

DirtySanchez

Masturbatron wrote: »

Nope. No exceptions. You fap, you lose. Also everyone please be honest about your fappage.

:mad:fine. And yeah dont lie people lieing to win a masturbation contest on a forum is lame.

Icee Weiner

Alright I'm in.

fanglekai

Masturbatron
People
0vvarT
Dfg
Blunderful
Imaginarium
fanglekai
Vizier
DirtySanchez
Intoxicated Shaman
Marijuanasaurus
FingerBlaster
TruthWielder
CloudCat
ijuana
evil_monkey
Mayberry
Jarkof
Icee Weiner

0vvarT

So which time zone are we going by?

Mayberry

0vvarT wrote: »

So which time zone are we going by?

No time travelling fetishes please.

Cloudcat

0vvarT wrote: »

So which time zone are we going by?

It turns 12:00AM according to the EST time zone in like 8 minutes, so let's just go with that.

0vvarT

Or we could go by central time so I have enough time to snap one off first. :P

Cloudcat

Damn, speaking of which, I better take this time to rub a quickie while I still can.

Brb.

Masturbatron

Alright, gentlemen. Put the dicks back in your pants, put the lotion and tissues away.


The contest has started. May the best man win.

Entrees for 8/5:

Masturbatron
People
0vvarT
Dfg
Blunderful
Imaginarium
fanglekai
Vizier
DirtySanchez
Intoxicated Shaman
Marijuanasaurus
FingerBlaster
TruthWielder
CloudCat
ijuana
evil_monkey
Mayberry
Jarkof
Icee Weiner


Thanks Fanglekai for keeping track man.

Cloudcat

Go go go!