Hellish is Zok

DaSkipperDaSkipper Regular
edited July 2010 in Spurious Generalities
I have this feeling this is true.

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  • Agent 008Agent 008 Regular
    edited July 2010
    Good premise, I like it. You should build on it and elaborate on the topic a bit more.
  • PacoPaco me administrator
    edited July 2010
    I see where you are going with this. In order for him to make us need zoklet again, he has created a new totse where we will come back and after 20 or so years when we finish making this place home again he will shut the site down without warning with a link to zoklet on the homepage... again.

    Mother of God, maybe Zok was Jeff Hunter too!!
  • DaktologistDaktologist Global Moderator
    edited July 2010
    it would be lulzy if it were true but its highly unlikely
  • DaSkipperDaSkipper Regular
    edited July 2010
    Paco wrote: »
    I see where you are going with this. In order for him to make us need zoklet again, he has created a new totse where we will come back and after 20 or so years when we finish making this place home again he will shut the site down without warning with a link to zoklet on the homepage... again.

    Mother of God, maybe Zok was Jeff Hunter too!!

    Oh My GOD. You're right.

    PREPARE THE ALUMINUM
  • FrYFrY Regular
    edited July 2010
    This is true I saw it on mythbusters.
  • DysgraphiaDysgraphia Locked
    edited July 2010
    Or maybe he just built on this site for a month or so after gaining new members and allow users to mention Zoklet without censorship so the new users become accustomed to knowing a site similar to this one. Then, boom. He shuts this site down and everyone goes back to Zoklet!

    Fucking genius.
  • jamie madroxjamie madrox Sith Lord
    edited July 2010
    Dysgraphia wrote: »
    Or maybe he just built on this site for a month or so after gaining new members and allow users to mention Zoklet without censorship so the new users become accustomed to knowing a site similar to this one. Then, boom. He shuts this site down and everyone goes back to Zoklet!

    Fucking genius.

    Fuck that I'm never going back
  • PacoPaco me administrator
    edited July 2010
    Dysgraphia wrote: »
    Or maybe he just built on this site for a month or so after gaining new members and allow users to mention Zoklet without censorship so the new users become accustomed to knowing a site similar to this one. Then, boom. He shuts this site down and everyone goes back to Zoklet!

    Fucking genius.

    i said this in my post :o:o:o
  • CaesarCaesar Regular
    edited July 2010
    It seems more likely that it is the Illuminati running this place. Thy brainwash us through our computer screens to assassinate government figures and to buy electronic appliances
  • v0xv0x Regular
    edited July 2010
    Goddammit we need driveby back he made these threads fun.
  • ilovechronicilovechronic Acolyte
    edited July 2010
    Paco wrote: »
    I see where you are going with this. In order for him to make us need zoklet again, he has created a new totse where we will come back and after 20 or so years when we finish making this place home again he will shut the site down without warning with a link to zoklet on the homepage... again.

    Mother of God, maybe Zok was Jeff Hunter too!!

    anyone read "The Sirens of Titan" by kurt vonnegut? this kind of reminds me of the book.
  • AnonymousAnonymous Regular
    edited July 2010
    I doubt it.
  • Big baby jesusBig baby jesus Regular
    edited July 2010
    You could all be zok I don't trust you guys anymore.
  • SilosighbinSilosighbin Regular
    edited July 2010
    I smell a sitcom!!
  • SolverTSolverT Acolyte
    edited July 2010
    Hellish>dfg

    off topic: I'm waiting for that foreign guy to come talk about the "dark side of the USA" he manages to find every damn conspriacy forum
  • jarkofjarkof Regular
    edited July 2010
    And both of them are Jeff Hunter. O M G! yeah not likely lol sorry I just dont buy this.
  • AlbinoEthiopianAlbinoEthiopian Regular
    edited July 2010
    So Hellish=Zok in a parallel universe which equals Zok= Jeff Hunter.

    Zok+parallel universe-gravityXHellish+E=mc^2=Jeff Hunter

    leo.jpg
  • jarkofjarkof Regular
    edited July 2010
    So Hellish=Zok in a parallel universe which equals Zok= Jeff Hunter.

    Zok+parallel universe-gravityXHellish+E=mc^2=Jeff Hunter

    leo.jpg

    LOL damn that equation must have taken you ages to figure out.
  • Big baby jesusBig baby jesus Regular
    edited July 2010
    Jarkof is Zok!

    wtf when did that happen and why wasn't I informed, it just suddenly popped up in one of my posts with no warning.
  • StephenPBarrettStephenPBarrett Adviser
    edited July 2010
    Zok is Sparticus!
  • jarkofjarkof Regular
    edited July 2010
    Wait I am ZOK???

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    *Slits wrist* smashes computer over head in attempt to kill self. Fail.
  • Big baby jesusBig baby jesus Regular
    edited July 2010
    You're also Wires :o and spectroll
  • jarkofjarkof Regular
    edited July 2010
    :facepalm:

    I might as well consider my life forfeit. Dont worry guys I am going to off myself therefor ending the lives of three people all at once. Here i go.
  • edited July 2010
    Paco wrote: »
    Mother of God, maybe Zok was Jeff Hunter too!!

    Nope. Jeff'd never try to "upgrade" a perfectly fine server and in the process .... accidentally "deleted" parts of the database.

    That sort of stuff had a scent of a man with inferior, how do i say this .....

    classification of ethnology.
  • Big baby jesusBig baby jesus Regular
    edited July 2010
    Yea that's less ignorant :rolleyes:
  • Big baby jesusBig baby jesus Regular
    edited July 2010
    FrY is Spectroll! 4J is Metaphysicist! Wires is gonna come to totse and sit on your face :eek:

    DaSkipper is a Jerkoff :eek: :eek:
  • jarkofjarkof Regular
    edited July 2010
    ^
    Oh shit man. You think you got it all figured out. Ok so I am zok wires dead baby and spectrol and zok is hellish and fry is actually spectral and 4j is metaphysicist and im going to sit on whoes face. damn a lot is going on in this thread. i am quite confused.
  • mashlehashmashlehash Regular
    edited July 2010
    Ya'll are delusional. I've talked to Zok about totse.info and know that he's definitely not incharge.
  • jarkofjarkof Regular
    edited July 2010
    We know zok is not in control about totse man. Were just messin about it.
  • DirtySanchezDirtySanchez Regular
    edited July 2010
    Im Zok. Its true.
  • bornkillerbornkiller Administrator In your girlfriends snatch
    edited July 2010
    He's not Hellish.
    I personally think he's joined totse.info under an alias because he wants to kick it with the cooler kids.
  • jarkofjarkof Regular
    edited July 2010
    Oh yeah I agree he came to totse. But he would never tell. I'm curious who it is. Prolly a lurker but zok is here.
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited July 2010
    Zok wants to start over.
  • jarkofjarkof Regular
    edited July 2010
    Zok is prolly already is planning a mass suicide with all the few people that are still 100% loyal to zoklet because he thinks he has nothing left in life now that totse is back.
  • skyclaw441skyclaw441 Regular
    edited July 2010
    Yeah, he's hiding in the shadows, probably as some... fuck, what do they call you if you have below 25 posts? The rank below Acolyte, I forget. >_<
  • FrYFrY Regular
    edited July 2010
    I see this discussion has snazz.
  • DysgraphiaDysgraphia Locked
    edited July 2010
    It's obvious Hellish is Dfg. :rolleyes:

    Note Dfg's subtle attempt at a silly double post.

    http://totse.info/bbs/showthread.php?t=2737

    Then note Hellish's AKA Dfg's reply in 2 minutes

    Hellish
    Double post Fail

    From that time period, Dfg replies several hours later at 2:59 PM.

    Dfg
    lol double post. Fuck lag.

    The time frame between Dfg's double post and his 2:59 post include 3 other posts.


    But Dfg subtly [in order to avoid suspicion], claims he's busy at 2:30 PM

    http://totse.info/bbs/showthread.php?t=2738

    Dfg
    Check my blog. Hint signature.

    I am a bit busy atm mate.



    I mean, come on. Dfg most likely lives in front of a computer with an autoclicker set on his Subscribed threads refreshing them every 5 seconds. Him busy? lol.


    AMIDOINGITRITE?
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