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Saliva Test

Hellz-FuryHellz-Fury Regular
edited December 2010 in Man Cave
Tommorow I might be having a interview for a security job. My brother set it up for me since he has been with them for a while.

They give just saliva tests as far as I know, I'm not worried about THC because the detection time is just 24 hours. I'm worried about opiates. The detection time as far as I know is 2-3 days.

What would be the best way to fool this test.

Plox halp.
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  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited December 2010
    Drink lots and lots of water and claim you ate a poppy seed bagel.
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  • KatzenklavierKatzenklavier Regular
    edited December 2010
    walk in while eating poppy seed bagels.
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  • ILTST9ILTST9 Regular
    edited December 2010
    Mayberry wrote: »
    Drink lots and lots of water and claim you ate a poppy seed bagel.

    That's just for weed to my knowledge.

    How about you tell them you're sick with the flu and you'll do it in a few days, while you get that shit out of your system.
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  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited December 2010
    ILTST9 wrote: »
    That's just for weed to my knowledge.

    How about you tell them you're sick with the flu and you'll do it in a few days, while you get that shit out of your system.

    What do poppy seeds have to do with weed?
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  • Hellz-FuryHellz-Fury Regular
    edited December 2010
    Mayberry wrote: »
    Drink lots and lots of water and claim you ate a poppy seed bagel.

    They might want to do an urinalysis then to see how much is in my system.

    Then I will be really fucked, At this moment I have more Hydrocodone than a fucking horse could take in my system.
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  • ILTST9ILTST9 Regular
    edited December 2010
    Mayberry wrote: »
    What do poppy seeds have to do with weed?

    Nvm I'm tripping lawl.

    Wouldn't rely on it to save his ass though.
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  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited December 2010
    Yeh, that's the best I know of that could be said. Unless you get total blood replacement, I don't think there's much you can do.

    That flu excuse might be good though.
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  • UnknownUnknown
    edited December 2010
    Make the flu excuse, or walk in there eating poppy seeds. Other than that, I have no idea.
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  • abrnabrn Abrn
    edited December 2010
    Stop salivating. Only option.
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  • Gary OakGary Oak Regular
    edited December 2010
    Just say you have a prescription?
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  • proudclod9proudclod9 Regular
    edited December 2010
    Go running, and most of all, sweat!

    AND go in while eating a poppy seed bagel...for the lulz.
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  • DexingsmotpokerDexingsmotpoker New Arrival
    edited December 2010
    You could have just not taken any incriminating drugs prior to knowing you'd have to pass a drug test of some kind...

    But that would just be an absurd idea, wouldn't it?
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  • Hellz-FuryHellz-Fury Regular
    edited December 2010
    Dexingsmotpoker wrote: »
    You could have just not taken any incriminating drugs prior to knowing you'd have to pass a drug test of some kind...

    But that would just be an absurd idea, wouldn't it?

    Obviously you are assuming things.

    This was short notice, when my brother called me I was getting fucked up, and he help me do the test on the application. They called me the next morning to talk to them and fill out paperwork.

    Next is the orientation test and drug test.
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