Totse Classic: What's on your pockets right now? — Totseans

Totse Classic: What's on your pockets right now?

VizierVizier Regular
edited January 2011 in Spurious Generalities
-Keys
-Change
-Nail Clipper
-Lighter
-Pen
-Cellphone
-Pack of Smokes
-Wallet
-2 Halls
-Receipt from a pharmacy

Go.

Comments

  • JestAJestA Regular
    edited January 2011
    ummmm. a lighter, a pipe, my cock, and a couple of pills, o and a little bit o cash.
  • IndulgenceIndulgence Regular
    edited January 2011
    I'm wearing pajama pants completely devoid of pockets. What.
  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited January 2011
    I have no pockets.
  • DirtySanchezDirtySanchez Regular
    edited January 2011
    Change, a can of dip, some bits of plastic and lint.
  • duuudeduuude Regular
    edited January 2011
    I got my bag and my phone
  • VizierVizier Regular
    edited January 2011
    Well shit, I'm probably the only nigger that still carries pretty much his life in his pant pockets.
  • JestAJestA Regular
    edited January 2011
    Vizier wrote: »
    Well shit, I'm probably the only nigger that still carries pretty much his life in his pant pockets.

    no i do to. but i read this thread whilst emptying my pockets :(
  • SlartibartfastSlartibartfast Global Moderator -__-
    edited January 2011
    > A resistor with the legs missing.

    > Some change.

    > A few pieces of Hard Candy.

    > My phone.
  • KatzenklavierKatzenklavier Regular
    edited January 2011
    Hmm, a bottle of heat sink goop, a $10 dollar tree gift card, a nail, a germanium transistor, a MOSFET, 35 cents and a jolly rancher.
  • MarijuanasaurusMarijuanasaurus Regular
    edited January 2011
    Nothing. But on a daily basis I have 3 basic things:

    My phone, my wallet, and my keys
  • GrinchGrinch Regular
    edited January 2011
    Vizier wrote: »
    life in his pant pockets.

    I can't stand having full pockets.

    Currently:
    • Leatherman
    • Pen
    • Pocketbook
  • acid_dropacid_drop Regular
    edited January 2011
    Cigarettes, zippo, sharpie, gigantic Droid X phone, pocket knife, change and bits of beef jerky I want to eat but can't get.
  • bearcatbearcat Semo-Regulars
    edited January 2011
    Indulgence wrote: »
    I'm wearing pajama pants completely devoid of pockets. What.
    This.

    Normally though I have my keys, some change, my phone, a lighter, my wallet, and a condom. Nothing crazy.
  • IndulgenceIndulgence Regular
    edited January 2011
    acid_drop wrote: »
    and bits of beef jerky I want to eat but can't get.

    While I acknowledge and appreciate the deliciousness of beef jerky, I have to wonder why it was loose in your pocket, and why you want to eat bits of meat that are likely covered in fuzz.
  • VizierVizier Regular
    edited January 2011
    Weed makes you do strange things sometimes.
  • acid_dropacid_drop Regular
    edited January 2011
    Indulgence wrote: »
    While I acknowledge and appreciate the deliciousness of beef jerky, I have to wonder why it was loose in your pocket, and why you want to eat bits of meat that are likely covered in fuzz.

    I put some in my pocket cause I was at work, and nearing 9PM and I hadn't eaten all day. And my pockets aren't linty. I wash my pants man. The new washer/dryer I have is assm. The old dryer started fucking smoking, and was old enough I wasn't going to dick with fixing it.
  • TheGreenDoctorTheGreenDoctor Regular
    edited January 2011
    I don't have pockets right now, but I normally have my keys, wallet, and phone in my pants pockets, My smokes and my lighter in my regular jacket, and my scanner mount and a pair of gloves in my work jacket.
  • edited January 2011
    Currently got my wallet, keys, gum and my HTC in my pockets. I love the way my phone fits really well in my pocket.
  • SHANE14SHANE14 Regular
    edited January 2011
    $25. I tend to empty my pockets when I'm at home so this is really more than would normally be in there
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited January 2011
    5 pockets and nothing in them. :(
  • AmieAmie Regular
    edited January 2011
    Wallet, keys, cellphone, handkerchief, knife, flashlight
  • edited January 2011
    My pocket knife and my foot.
  • Professor ElmProfessor Elm Regular
    edited January 2011
    nothing.
  • edited January 2011
    My knife, 2 flats of nicotine gum, one half empty, a keychain bottle opener, keys, 5 expired bus passes, $22.47, an empty baggie, an ativan(yum, gone!), crumbs of weed and other things.
  • boggleboggle Acolyte
    edited January 2011
    Wearing a new pair of selvedge denim jeans, can barely get my hands into my pockets so the only thing I have there is my phone.
  • kfc v lotkfc v lot Regular
    edited January 2011
    In my jeans I have:
    Wallet (with house key attached)
    Phone
    Some filter tips

    Don't really need much else don't see the point in extra shit..
  • skunkskunk Regular
    edited January 2011
    Nothing is on my pockets, nor is anything in my pockets.
  • duuudeduuude Regular
    edited January 2011
    Today: Keys, Phone, Wallet, iPod, USB Flashdrive, Bic Lighter

    I try to keep my phone and iPod in one pocket and all the other stuff in the other so my shit don't get scratched.
  • acid_dropacid_drop Regular
    edited January 2011
    and my foot.

    WUT? :o
  • edited January 2011
    acid_drop wrote: »
    WUT? :o
    right knee over left ankle
    foot in cargo pockets
    coolest way to sit.
  • MantikoreMantikore Regular
    edited January 2011
    im about to sleep, so nothing
  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited January 2011
    I barely ever carry shit in my pockets unless I left the house, in which case it's always

    - Phone
    - iPod
    - Change
  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited January 2011
    Lint and a dead grasshopper
  • ILTST9ILTST9 Regular
    edited January 2011
    My wallet, my blackberry phone, a shitty knife, and FATTY's severed head.
  • SemSem Regular
    edited January 2011
    -Flash drive
    -MP3 Player
    -Knife
    -Keys
    -Wallet
    -Audio Wires
    -Small notebook and pen
    -Earpiece and namebadge for work
    -Djarum Blacks & lighter

    Course I'm counting my Trench coat's pockets too :)
  • fr0st_Bytefr0st_Byte Sumpin' c00L
    edited January 2011
    -1/3 of a orange rubber-band
    -Roll of electrical tape
    -half used '07 cartoon-type pocket calender
    -cracked knob to a car volume switch of a Jeep Eagle
    -a drunk dfg
    -'88 cassette tape of The Pixies
    -ripped picture of FATTY's virgin girlfriend
    -small adolescent Filipino boy named Yao


    Ummm....I think that's it.
  • JestAJestA Regular
    edited January 2011
    Lint and a dead grasshopper

    Why the fuck do you have a dead grass hopper in your pocket,
    and all i gots is my wallet a knife and a roll of electrical tape.
  • VizierVizier Regular
    edited January 2011
    I'm carrying cigs, lighter, keys, change, cell phone, nail clipper and earphones in my pockets right now.
  • acid_dropacid_drop Regular
    edited January 2011
    right knee over left ankle
    foot in cargo pockets
    coolest way to sit.

    Right on man. You can sit with crossed legs in a computer chair? Meh, mine has arms. I always have my foot/ankle under the opposite thigh. Though, why foot in pocket? Is that for cereals, or just for lulz? Please don't tell me you wear those fucking hot topic pants...... My respect for you will = :facepalm:
  • edited January 2011
    acid_drop wrote: »
    Right on man. You can sit with crossed legs in a computer chair? Meh, mine has arms. I always have my foot/ankle under the opposite thigh. Though, why foot in pocket? Is that for cereals, or just for lulz? Please don't tell me you wear those fucking hot topic pants...... My respect for you will = :facepalm:

    Cargo pants for work brah, we can't all mooch off the taxpayer. Not that I don't have much respeck for those who bring home a moslem skull or two.
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