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How to Make FAT PROFITS - BI-style

fanglekaifanglekai Regular
edited December 2010 in Man Cave
So this is a guide on how to make FAT PROFITS BI-style.

What you need:
hat
shoes
dark pants and shirt
gloves
baseball bat
victims (lawl)

What to do:
First make sure you look badass (like a ninja) in your outfit. Then take your baseball bat and have your mom drop you off at the local mall. Go around bashing in windows and stealing the change you find in every car you can. Once you've collected it all, go into the mall and buy a pretzel with your hard-earned cash!! Congrats!! You just made fat profits - BI-style!!!

Molotov everything and murder/suicide for bonus points!!!
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  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited December 2010
    If I don't have dark pants, can I just wear tighty whities?
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  • i<3Shroomsi<3Shrooms Acolyte
    edited December 2010
    Damn right, nigga thats how we roll...

    *hits the blunt*
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  • CHORONZON333CHORONZON333 Semo-Regulars
    edited December 2010
    I admit I WAS about to reply with many, many bad words while having angry thoughts. I was also going to ask if the OP is 12. I also WTF'd loudly.

    But then I lol'd hard. Good one, missy, good one. 9/10, cause you forgot to Molotov everything :)
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  • UnknownUnknown
    edited December 2010
    I had to remove the Guide prefix, as it makes Editor's jobs harder when sorting through the list of legit guides to post in the CMS. Hope you don't mind.

    And yeah, don't forget to Molotov everything next time. Rookie mistake.
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  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited December 2010
    trx100 wrote: »
    I had to remove the Guide prefix, as it makes Editor's jobs harder when sorting through the list of legit guides to post in the CMS. Hope you don't mind.

    And yeah, don't forget to Molotov everything next time. Rookie mistake.

    Oh what you don't think this is a legitimate guide to BI???? :o:o:o:o:o:o
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  • NegrophobeNegrophobe Regular
    edited December 2010
    You're an idiot fanglekai. Not for this guide, you're just an idiot anyway.
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