Happy birthday, may your farts always be farts, and may the angels sing hair metal the next time you get laid. I look forward to disagreeing with you in coming threads.
C/O
"If you get so drunk you can't remember your birthday, technically you don't get any older, I'm actually only 26!"
^^ I lol'd at that. I'm drunk as fuck now and just got back from a strip club. good birthday all in all and I have a 30 pack of beer now so the drinking will continue.:hai:
^^ I lol'd at that. I'm drunk as fuck now and just got back from a strip club. good birthday all in all and I have a 30 pack of beer now so the drinking will continue.:hai:
Don't get to drunk & fall asleep before you get laid bro. :cool:
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Making a black loving joke about a racist, wow, you're so original. Your mother needs to hurry the fuck up and die so you'll be on here less.
Don't be sad, DirtySanchez would want it this way.
It really is the best birthday gift.
Happy Birthday, you flaming faggot
C/O
"If you get so drunk you can't remember your birthday, technically you don't get any older, I'm actually only 26!"
Happy Birthday anyways brah!
Why would you want me to, beaner freak?
Oh. I forgot about time zones:o Thanks man bar hopping and extreme alcohol intoxication is what I expect.
I'm currently drinking my last beers while underage.:hai: Feels good man. And I can now buy a handgun which is awesome.
Edit - Hah this is post 666
Now you're 21 & all grownup & shit....
No pussy tonight:( I am seriously considering getting a hooker tommorow though.