8 Reasons this guy is a total ass.

So this shit-for-brains runs around trying to tell people that PC gamers are all fuckwitted braindead dicktards. I'm hear to rebuttle with:
Why this guys "8 Reasons to Hate PC Gamers" is totally wrong.

Reasons to hate PC gamers #8: They're elitists
If you're a video game fan with a soft spot for consoles, never, ever get into a conversation with a PC gamer. They will tell you at length, and with the utmost smugness, why their 'gaming rig' is vastly superior to your piddling little toy. FPS fans are especially open to ridicule, with the mouse-vs-controller argument forever on the tip of a PC gamer's silver-spooned tongue. To avoid these unsightly conflicts, we recommend bludgeoning them on sight with your Xbox/PS3.

Ahem. No. I don't tell XBOX AND PS3 GAMERS that I have a better rig than them. That is fucking pointless. PC gamers can argue between them selves what GPU they think is better, or which processor is more powerful. There IS no real debate between mouse and controller. It's what ever people find easier.

Reasons to hate PC gamers #7: 'E-Sports'
I'm sorry, but playing computer games is not a sport. I don't care how honed your Counter-Strike reflexes are. The whole 'e-sports' phenomenon is surely one of the most try-hard, laughably unimpressive professions in the world: and yet we're supposed to take these 'athletes' seriously. (Since when has sitting in a chair clicking a mouse been in any way athletic?)

"My guys train five hours a night, five days a week, which is more than some professional footballers!" Team Immunity's manager once boasted. "...Maybe they don’t hit the gym as much." You don't say.

Another reason you've shown yourself to be a complete and utter ass. We didn't schmooze our way along and just claim we're "athletes" and there is nothing wrong with being proud of our scores on games. So, some people might want to take it that far; claim they're "athletes" and make some kind of profession out of it- so what? Get a job doing something you enjoy, then you come along and start shitting all over it. Way-to-go.

Reasons to hate PC gamers #6: They're filthy pirates
PC gamers seem to think they have a God-given right to illegally download computer games for free. This is stealing; plain and simple -- and it's affecting the industry in a big way.

When queried about its draconian DRM policies, Ubisoft threw the issue back at PC gamers' faces, and rightfully so: "Are we frustrated by the PC market? I think everyone is. In the end it all comes back to one single truth: piracy is a big, huge, hairy problem. It's a market that suffered a lot because of piracy, and we're all just trying to figure out what we think is the best way to deal with it." In other words, pay for your games, you scroungers.

All I can say is; fuck off. The amount of movies and music I bet you've downloaded for free, you fucking hypocrite. I, personally, prefer to buy my games legally. And if Xbox and PS3 had the chance to illegally download games you fucking would. Don't take a crack at us because it's easier. u jelly?

Reasons to hate PC gamers #5: They make the rest of us look like nerds
Once upon a time, playing video games was about as socially acceptable as owning a 12-sided dice. It was something nerds did in-between zit-popping and Star Trek marathons (or at least, that was the popular playground perception at the time). To talk incessantly about video games was to invite wedgie annihilation from all directions. Needless to say, it was a dangerous time to be a gamer.

Thankfully, things have come along in leaps and bounds since then -- unless you're a PC gamer, that is. For some reason, PC gamers have refused to leave the tissue-strewn basement of our inglorious past. Most of 'em still play flight sims, war games and orc-filled RPGs: apparently by choice. They also have serious BO issues, as any LAN tournament will attest. Then there are PC gamer poster boys like Leeroy Jenkins, Red Shirt Guy and that dude who tried to stick a remote control up his butt.

Fuck you. We've spent a long time trying to stop us from looking like the "40-year-old virgin nerds who sit in our mothers basements fapping to WoW" and just because you fuckers can't stop yourselves from looking like complete and utter nerdy retards, don't take it out on us. So we might have a better image. All it shows about console gamers is that they're too fucking lazy to make themselves look good. They'd prefer play CoD while screaming at anyone who kills them.

Reasons to hate PC gamers #4: They're shameless graphics fanatics
PC gamers don't really care about gameplay. They’re more interested in teasing a few extra frames per second out of their ridiculously overpriced ‘gaming rig.’ When you spend more time fiddling around in BIOS than actually playing, it's time to face facts: you're no longer a gamer.

This is where I draw the line. I LOVE games. Their story lines, the way they're portrayed, the voice acting, everything. If I want cool graphics, then I'll try get them. I care about game play far more then what I care about graphics, as do most PC gamers. You're just scrounging for arguments now.

Reasons to hate PC gamers #3: They have more money than sense
So, you want to get into PC gaming huh? The first thing to do is grab an Origin Genesis gaming PC: with an RRP of $10,893, it's an absolute steal! Or maybe you just want to upgrade your PC's graphic card to something a bit meatier? The Asus R.O.G MARS is going cheap at just $1999! Perhaps portable gaming is more your bag? If so, the ASUS Lamborghini VX5 can be yours for just $3499! Bargains, all three of 'em!

Alternatively, you could buy a Nintendo Wii, a PlayStation 3, an Xbox 360 and a Nintendo DSi XL for a fraction of the price. But who'd want to go and do something stupid like that?

Don't speak about buying/building a PC if you have no fucking knowledge in the matter. Most PC gamers build their own towers lowering the cost dramatically. Buying a branded PC is retarded, because you don't get the real specs you want. Plus, most PC games I've seen on the market are CHEAPER, so buying an Xbox, plus any Kinect features, and the games you want, AND all the batteries for using the fucking controller, you're probably spending more. Only a retard, such as yourself, will buy a gaming machine for $10,893.

Reasons to hate PC gamers #2:MMORPGs
When your parents told you to get out of the house more, I don't think this is what they had in mind.

This is just silly. You've gone from PC itself, to MOCKING GAMERS for what taste they have in games. This is extremely sad, and I pity you for it.

Reasons to hate PC gamers #1: They're always complaining
The average PC gamer is a moaning, winging waste of space who never runs out of things to complain about.

Whenever a feature is cut from a game, or it doesn't live up to expectations, the PC gaming fraternity goes on a hysterical nerd-fueled rampage, with scores of online petitions, irate death threats and organised boycotts clogging the Internet. They make John McEnroe’s famed dummy-spits look like articulate debates.

Is it any wonder that games publishers are abandoning the PC market in droves? It’s simply not worth the effort of releasing a PC game these days – even if it’s perfect, you guys will find something to nitpick. Presumably, you won’t be happy until the entire games industry has washed its hands of you. That day can't come soon enough.

Okay, I'll play CoD on an Xbox 360 for a little while and count how many 12-15 year olds I hear moaning about random shit no one cares about, or I'll play... just about ANY game where there is online MP and just count how many bitches there are. At the end of a PC game, it's not unlikely for each team/player to congratulate, or praise for a good game, or a job well-done. You say "PC gamers moan too much!" then you make a whole thing, BITCHING about PC gamers.


This guy is a contradicting, moaning, pissed off little gnome. Just a fucking mole on the ass of gaming. I'm personally waiting for this guys house to get raided, and have EVERY gaming platform taken off him, because as we can see; he clearly doesn't deserve them.