Would thou rather sell all your possessions and pledge a vow of poverty and chastity which must be kept, or would thou rather eat naught but various sorts of uncooked testes for the remainder of the life of thou? asks Rolf.
Uncooked testes. Would you rather get your head cut off with a steak knife by a child with rheumatoid arthritis, or stick your dick in a garbage dispenser with molten diarrhea pouring down the drain?
Stick my dick in the garbage dispenser with the extras you hath written. Heck, medical science is getting better every day! And at least I'll be alive! Kinda...
Would you rather go back in time or forwards? And it has to be a minimum of 100 years. None of that lottery and girl bullshit.
I'd rather lose my balls, they're kind of useless to me anyways and often go inside my body cavity so I'm kind of used to jerking it with that free space. Makes the schlong feel longer.
However, if losing the dick meant magically substituting it for a vagina, I'd be down with that. Always wanted to poke a vagina and see what it feels like for the wimminz.
Germany, i would rather be hated and rape and pillage than be teh victim.
Would you rather be ass raped in a mexican prison for four years or have Sarah palin as you president for four.
Rolf shall take the flaying, for Rolf is too manly to allow mere stones to kill the mightiness that is Rolf, states Rolf.
Would thou rather be perused continuously by an immortal eye-laser-shooting zombie who seeks your death, or would thou instead have every one of your orifice's permanently sealed shut? asks Rolf.
EDIT: Rolf would rather fuck the mother of Rolf, for Rolf has no mother.
The nigger clowns would still respect you in the morning.
Would you rather spend the rest of your life in an iron maiden or with Dfg-scent generating implants in both of your nostrils?
Would you prefer to have an accident that consisted of a chainsaw ripping through your asshole because you attatched a dildo to it? or perhaps being at the wrong alley at the wrong time with horny and angry black men that will rape the first person they see?
Would you prefer to have an accident that consisted of a chainsaw ripping through your asshole because you attatched a dildo to it? or perhaps being at the wrong alley at the wrong time with horny black men?
I'd rather the alley with the horny straight black men. Also, you'll probably have to deal with semen either way.
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would you rather suckle on Dfg's butthole or take a horse cock up the butt?
Would thou rather eat a bucket of freshly dropped faeces from a 90 year old Somali grandma or slip your lance to a chimpanzee with AIDS? asks Rolf.
would you rather get kicked in the stomach by a mule or suck obamas big black hairy cock.
Would you rather fuck a man or a man?
Would thou rather sell all your possessions and pledge a vow of poverty and chastity which must be kept, or would thou rather eat naught but various sorts of uncooked testes for the remainder of the life of thou? asks Rolf.
Would you rather go back in time or forwards? And it has to be a minimum of 100 years. None of that lottery and girl bullshit.
Since I can't come up with any good ones, would you rather be in the path of a tornado or a hurricane?
However, if losing the dick meant magically substituting it for a vagina, I'd be down with that. Always wanted to poke a vagina and see what it feels like for the wimminz.
Would you rather do your sister or your mum?
Would thou rather be Germany or Poland? asks Rolf.
Would you rather be ass raped in a mexican prison for four years or have Sarah palin as you president for four.
Would you rather have sex with Sasha Grey or never enjoy life again?
Would you rather get stoned to the death or have your skin peeled while you're alive.
Would you rather fuck your mom or your dad?
Would thou rather be perused continuously by an immortal eye-laser-shooting zombie who seeks your death, or would thou instead have every one of your orifice's permanently sealed shut? asks Rolf.
EDIT: Rolf would rather fuck the mother of Rolf, for Rolf has no mother.
Umm hmm urr hmm hum errumm hm?
Would you rather spend night in Pakistan jail or get raped by nigger clowns?
What is the difference? asks Rolf
The nigger clowns would still respect you in the morning.
Would you rather spend the rest of your life in an iron maiden or with Dfg-scent generating implants in both of your nostrils?
would you rather have your lungs filled with hot roofing tr or asshole bitten off by a black iranian midget clown.
Would you rather eat horse shit or lick a dirty elephant's asshole?
Would you rather give Mayberry a bath or Dirty Sanchez a blowjob?
Would you prefer to have an accident that consisted of a chainsaw ripping through your asshole because you attatched a dildo to it? or perhaps being at the wrong alley at the wrong time with horny and angry black men that will rape the first person they see?
I'd rather the alley with the horny straight black men. Also, you'll probably have to deal with semen either way.
:facepalm:Nice work continuing the thread.
Would you rather have your arm amputated by a slow moving boat propellor or a blunt butter knife?
The propellor, it would still be quicker.
Would you rather be raped with a fire hydrant or a string with razorblades on it.