Facebook is watching you
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so since i joined this fucked up social network, i've noticed that there have been some fucking weirdass coincidences regarding my real life and facebook. i'm sure you and your mother have realised this too. SHIT IS CONNECTED. facebook KNOWS SHIT that it shouldn't know. facebook is big brother. you probably have no idea what the fuck i'm talking about, but i'm gonna explain this shit like right now. i don't give a fuck about my grammar in this thread so go fuck yourself for a while
about a year or so i ran into an old high school friend. let's just call her L. me and L were just talking blablabla and whatever she left. i went home and i went on facebook. what the fuck did i see? "L, WRITE ON HER WALL"
SORT OF LIKE THIS
http://www.facebooknol.com/files/2009/10/write_on_wall.jpg
how the fuck would facebook know i ran into her? why the fuck is it suggesting i write on her shitty wall?
a few months later, NOW THIS IS REALLY FUCKED UP, i went to some random event somewhere and i met some people who i didn't know and will never know. some guy started talking to me, let's call him K blabla I DID NOT TELL HIM MY NAME THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE ENCOUNTER. WE TALKED ABOUT RANDOM SHIT TO DO WITH THIS EVENT. whatever, i went home, fapped, and went on facebook. WHAT THE FUCK DID I SEE?
"K. ADD AS FRIEND"
HOW THE FUCK WOULD FACEBOOK KNOW I MET HIM TODAY? WE HAD NO MUTUAL FRIENDS AND I NEVER TOLD HIM MY NAME SO IT'S NOT LIKE HE SOMEHOW SEARCHED ME UP and like you know there's rumours that when you're not friends with someone and look at their page, you come up as a suggestion for them. yeah brah, work on your mad stalking skills.
this is not all.
i was talking to my friend about me having the hots over japanese chicks (no homo). this was in a public area. whatever, we talked about that shit and i went home, watched some japanese porn and went on facebook.
WHAT THE FUCK DID I SEE?
A FUCKING FRIEND SUGGESTION LITERALLY NAMED "Japanese Princess". WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
are they fucking listening?!
i really wish i was making this up. i know most of you have stories to do with this shit. don't even deny this shit. you properly think it was a coincidence, but there is no such thing as coincidences when you're dealing with fucking facebook. they are probably reading this as i type it, notifying their secret facebook agents to watch me and follow me home. fuck you.
MORAL OF THE STORY: YOUR MOM GOT CREAMPIED BY YOUR DAD.
about a year or so i ran into an old high school friend. let's just call her L. me and L were just talking blablabla and whatever she left. i went home and i went on facebook. what the fuck did i see? "L, WRITE ON HER WALL"
SORT OF LIKE THIS
http://www.facebooknol.com/files/2009/10/write_on_wall.jpg
how the fuck would facebook know i ran into her? why the fuck is it suggesting i write on her shitty wall?
a few months later, NOW THIS IS REALLY FUCKED UP, i went to some random event somewhere and i met some people who i didn't know and will never know. some guy started talking to me, let's call him K blabla I DID NOT TELL HIM MY NAME THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE ENCOUNTER. WE TALKED ABOUT RANDOM SHIT TO DO WITH THIS EVENT. whatever, i went home, fapped, and went on facebook. WHAT THE FUCK DID I SEE?
"K. ADD AS FRIEND"
HOW THE FUCK WOULD FACEBOOK KNOW I MET HIM TODAY? WE HAD NO MUTUAL FRIENDS AND I NEVER TOLD HIM MY NAME SO IT'S NOT LIKE HE SOMEHOW SEARCHED ME UP and like you know there's rumours that when you're not friends with someone and look at their page, you come up as a suggestion for them. yeah brah, work on your mad stalking skills.
this is not all.
i was talking to my friend about me having the hots over japanese chicks (no homo). this was in a public area. whatever, we talked about that shit and i went home, watched some japanese porn and went on facebook.
WHAT THE FUCK DID I SEE?
A FUCKING FRIEND SUGGESTION LITERALLY NAMED "Japanese Princess". WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
are they fucking listening?!
i really wish i was making this up. i know most of you have stories to do with this shit. don't even deny this shit. you properly think it was a coincidence, but there is no such thing as coincidences when you're dealing with fucking facebook. they are probably reading this as i type it, notifying their secret facebook agents to watch me and follow me home. fuck you.
MORAL OF THE STORY: YOUR MOM GOT CREAMPIED BY YOUR DAD.
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That's a little different, that's called targeted advertising and it uses the cookies and things on your computer which Facebook has access to to actually provide you with more relevant ads.
Personally, I've always used Adblock when using Facebook so I never see the ads at the side. I don't even have Facebook any more, but if this is all true then no doubt the damage has already been done
Anyway, Facebook uses different technologies. And the more people you know allow it to check their e-mails for contact the better it can harvest information. When i registered a fake account it showed me all my IRL listed friends whom I AVOID on the Internet. I didn't like it but it did show me how fucking bitch facebook is. There is no anonymity there you using it is just asking for trouble.
Try talking about little girls and horny cocks and you will see.
I made a troll facebook account with the name David Davidson, logout of it, log back into my real one, then it asks me if I want to add David Davidson to my friends.
What the fuck. Facebook is like Skynet. A learning computer. The more it watches, the more it learns...
IP address
I barely use mine. I only use it to keep in touch with old friends that's about it. When I do use it I gotta remember to put SFW mode on, because I can get caught by the governments or at least get frowned upon because of my morbid ronery mindstate.
what the fuck? Who?
It's already here. The jews that own facebook have ties to the jews that control britain and created the one world government.
Could it be malware in your smart phone spying on you?
Going to try and completely remove FB later today.
unethical CEO? sounds redundant.
and targeted ads (based on MY SUPER SECRET interests and preferences??!?!?!) and crowdsourcing? what's wrong with that? I think it's a fair price to pay for a free and effective social network.
Ugh, thanks for the heads up dude. Facebook can further suck my balls, just because of this shit.
The other day I made a single wall post that included the word 'Linux', and now all I get are linux adverts on the side.
The only reason I use it is because most others I know use it, and I need some way to contact them. It's convenient. Which is all the more reason to not use it.
Fucking creepy fucks.
YouTube - "Facebook is part of the CIA" "Amazing"
It's worked to an extent, but a good 80% of the people I had as "friends" have now fucked off back into wherever and I have a good bunch of people round me.
:thumbsup:
See following link.
http://ip-check.info/?lang=en
Personally I don't give a flying shit. If some analyst wants to read my bio and figure out that I browse rocket science books, like the Notebook and have a strange fetish for tutus, then he can have at it. I don't break the law any-more than any other asshole, not much to worry about.
If they're going to tailor banners and ads to my tutu-loving-needs, then they can have fun with it as soon as I decide to start browsing the self-help section looking for books on Brain Surgery.
I went through about 50 "I accept" buttons when I activated my android, telling it that I was okay with it broadcasting my location. At this point, there's really no such thing as anonymity anymore. If you're all that worried about being protected, its just better to blend in with everyone else. Its the people that stand out and go "I'm not following those rules!" that...well stand out.
This. I'm getting an Android soon and don't intend on accepting any of the tracking stuff. Custom firmware plz. I used to be one of those "hurrdurr I haet Facebook" people but now I just reply "no" to anyone who asks if I have it. It's actually quite satisfying when an attractive female asks for my details and I just flat-out turn her down because I have a huge distrust of almost everyone.
Ps. Yeah Paco. Was pretty miffed when I saw this come up.
I don't typically divulge information to people with shady business and government connections.
If you want some assistance rooting and flashing your Android then let me know as I've done mine
As for the bump, I thought it was alright as it added to the conversation and look, we're chatting about it again
But onto topic, MAKE A GUIDE! I am well confused by all the different ROMs 'n' shit.
Anyone who has an interest in the Conspiracy! forum is going to be necrobumping by default. It's kinda dead here. So long as the bump has content to it, does it matter if the thread is necro'd?
Reading this thread was extremly eye opening:eek:, I even took the above advise right after reading it. apon un-ticking enable, do you know what face book had to say about it?
either face book knew what I had been reading or you guys pissed then off a bit and that message comes up for everyone.
either way now I think Face book is dodgy, but I wont be deleting my acccount. the damage has been done.
yes I know im a Necro/ thread digger etc, so save your breath:D
Above the "Instant peronsalisation" button is an option to turn off all apps and games. This automatically disables "Inst pers" and stops you getting bombared by statuses about fucking farmville.
Inspite of it's history with privacy I still value facebook as a social tool. The otherday I went drinking with some people I haven't seen in about 4 years, I didn't have most of their numbers and so without it being organised over facebook it probably would have happened. It helps you keep in contact with people who are friendly but not necessarily friends, and I think that's useful enough to warrant still being part of it. FB is first and foremost a business. It's business model, terms and conditions and policies regarding cooperation with law enforcement are clear - remember these facts and you won't go far wrong.
A maxim to remember:
If something is free, you're not the customer; you're the product being sold.