While My Girlfriend Sleeps I...
StephenPBarrett
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usually come here or read or play video game but sometimes I do mean things like stick my armpit up to her face or fart and pull the blankets over her head. She talks in her sleep and because I know that you can't tell time or lighting during dreams I will ask her what time it is and to turn the lights on/off. I also sometimes blow in her ear or nose. One time I put my laptop over her head like a wigwam and played The Faceless very loudly.
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Saw this in a video once, it was epic.
Anyway, why don't you stop being such a pussy and undress her when she's asleep. Throw her clothes out of the window, remove the covers and DRY HUMP THE SHIT OUT OF HER FACE
...and post pics!
This, tea bag that bitch.
Aw no buttsecks for u.
Lulz, win.
Or you could be a man and sneak out of your own house. Go to a bar, get drunk, do coke, and find a $10 hooker on west ave. and 45th street on the way home. Go back home stick your infested std dick inside your gf blow your load pass out wake up repeat!
http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=73183
I thought force full sex was normal
Ladies and gentlemen may I present to you Username who is said girlfriend. I was wondering when you'd find this thread.
lol!!! i can just imagined that:
"EXISTANCE AND NOT EXISTANCE QUAGULATING..SAFETY FOUND YOUR IGNORANCE, SHACKLING HUMAN INDIVIDUALITY.."
and bam! I love The Faceless! I went to their first live show..supported them, bought their merch...now..they are pretty big. I am glad they are well known today!
But yeah..I just used to stare at my ex when she sleeps..for someone who is very energetic and cute..it makes me want to stare at her and watch how defenseless she really is!
...God damn, I need a better life.