Annoying fucking newfags at my college.

ThirdRockFromTheSunThirdRockFromTheSun <b style="color:blue;">Third<em style="color:pink;">Cock</em>FromThe<em style="color:brown;">Bum</em
edited January 2011 in Spurious Generalities
I go to college with a lot of faggots.. but there are some of them that take the FUCKING cake.

There are some fags (who I'm not even sure know about 4chan... or the internet for that) that keep referencing memes, and sayings. They'll walk around and keep shouting "You jelly?!" at people for no reason. They'll just shout it, discarding any kind of meaning.

How can I deal with these faggots?

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  • edited January 2011
    murder/suicide
  • edited January 2011
    How can I deal with these faggots?

    The sad thing is, you can't. This shit has been going on for years, and increasing in retardation ever since the internet has become so mainstream and gay. This is why we have sites like Totse to seek refuge at, because we're a bunch of badass motherfuckers :D
  • Pile of JewsPile of Jews Regular
    edited January 2011
    trx100 wrote: »
    The sad thing is, you can't. This shit has been going on for years, and increasing in retardation ever since the internet has become so mainstream and gay. This is why we have sites like Totse to seek refuge at, because we're a bunch of badass motherfuckers :D

    ^ This that these those them
  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited January 2011
    lol you're 10 years late. They've been doing it since the YAHOOOOOOOOOOOO guy :facepalm:
  • RolfRolf Regular
    edited January 2011
    How can I deal with these faggots?

    Rolf has two different options, Option one: A hockey mask plus a machete, states Rolf, proceed to hack, slash and decapitate said morons, Rolf suggests not using the word "newfag" for it makes one sound like a retard from 4chan, states Rolf.

    Option two: A TEC-9, trenchcoats and antidepressants, states Rolf. Then, continues Rolf, proceed to walk around firing said TEC-9 at said morons, states Rolf, bonus points if you listen to a lot of Rammstein and Marilyn Manson, finishes Rolf.
  • Gary OakGary Oak Regular
    edited January 2011
  • DaSkipperDaSkipper Regular
    edited January 2011
    Story time

    I was at the movies with my mom a couple months ago. While waiting for the previews to start; I hear memes galore two rows behind me and they are screaming "u mad?" and "this movie is taking over 9000 minutes to start!" I say to my mom (loud as fuck) "hear those annoying newfags behind us?" they all shut the fuck up.

    The end of the movie one of them says to me "u mad?" and I said "stop jerking to child porn you 4channer fuck!" he leaves fast as fuck because I screamed it.

    I fucking lold all the way home.
  • DaSkipperDaSkipper Regular
    edited January 2011
    Story time

    I was at the movies with my mom a couple months ago. While waiting for the previews to start; I hear memes galore two rows behind me and they are screaming "u mad?" and "this movie is taking over 9000 minutes to start!" I say to my mom (loud as fuck) "hear those annoying newfags behind us?" they all shut the fuck up.

    The end of the movie one of them says to me "u mad?" and I said "stop jerking to child porn you 4channer fuck!" he leaves fast as fuck because I screamed it.

    I fucking lold all the way home.
  • timtim Acolyte
    edited January 2011
    yeah it's really fucking annoying. there is some bible thumper at my school who's always spouting off memes but he's just soo god damn stupid.
  • edited January 2011
    It happens a lot around my college. Whenever I'm in the computer room, some faggots usually come in and start spewing shit for an hour or so. All you can do is facepalm a lot, and know that you're better than them.
  • MantikoreMantikore Regular
    edited January 2011
    What the fuck is "you jelly"?
  • 1357913579 Death Cog Machine
    edited January 2011
    DaSkipper wrote: »
    Story time

    I was at the movies with my mom a couple months ago. While waiting for the previews to start; I hear memes galore two rows behind me and they are screaming "u mad?" and "this movie is taking over 9000 minutes to start!" I say to my mom (loud as fuck) "hear those annoying newfags behind us?" they all shut the fuck up.

    The end of the movie one of them says to me "u mad?" and I said "stop jerking to child porn you 4channer fuck!" he leaves fast as fuck because I screamed it.

    I fucking lold all the way home.

    I read this drunk last night and fell on the floor laughing :hai:

    It's getting pretty bad at my school, there's this freshman kid who looks like he's still in grade school, nearly half my height, and all he does is spray meme's everywhere all day. His name is Jack.

    Yesterday he printed out and taped to the wall a picture that said "It has been ___ many days since the last velociraptor attack" and put up a stickynote where the blank was. He kept following me around telling me there were "no croissants today, boss" and "YOU JELLY!?" :facepalm:
  • edited January 2011
    Wow, what a hardcore faggot. You should direct him to Totse, maybe he will actually turn cool...

    ...On second thoughts, maybe not.
  • ThirdRockFromTheSunThirdRockFromTheSun <b style="color:blue;">Third<em style="color:pink;">Cock</em>FromThe<em style="color:brown;">Bum</em
    edited January 2011
    Mantikore wrote: »
    What the fuck is "you jelly"?

    u jelly? = Are you jealous?
  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited January 2011
    I get them here at my Uni, especially with the Student Protests. It's fucking retarded. You can't go around campus without hearing at least a reference to /b/, and I went on once, and the amount of people from my City in UK meetup threads scares me. I pretended to be a Lecturer and shit them up a bit.

    Really. They need to all be killed.
  • DysgraphiaDysgraphia Locked
    edited January 2011
    Good thing we have none of those around.

    4chan faggotry is well known in my area.
  • SliceSlice Regular
    edited January 2011
    I'm actually glad no one in my area actually uses memes irl. At home me and my brother do it all the time but that's between us and its funny. I'd be pissed if I heard some random people on the street shouting 4chan memes left and right :facepalm:
  • TSAoDTSAoD Regular
    edited January 2011
    If that's case, you should punch them in the face and then shank them in the back alley.
  • DysgraphiaDysgraphia Locked
    edited January 2011
    TSAoD wrote: »
    If that's case, you should punch them in the face and then shank them in the back alley.
    Just for saying "ujelly?" :confused:
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